(Maybe I went Back to the Future!
)
It took all of my nerve just to walk up to him, but when I did, I SAID, "Steve, I love you! I am one of your biggest fans! Can I have your autograph?"
Our eyes locked. If only for a moment, girl, I was in loon heaven....
He answered, "Now if I were to call you, not saying I will, but if I were to call you, would you cover up those undereye circles with some concealer?"
I was like, "ok."
He then asked, "You want to go to lunch later?"
After teh autograph signing, we went to lunch and again, I was in loon heaven until my best friend showed up and their eyes locked. Their eyes locked so much that he asked her to marry him right there on the spot. Only, she wasn't sure because he was an athiest and she was a die hard Christian afraid of hell and fiery Bieber musak.
By this point, I was feeling more than a little dismissed, but being the good friend that I am I convinced her to marry the Athiest. While the bible admonishes such actions, the transaction isn't entirely illegal so long as you never leave him. At any rate, if she hadn't wanted him I would have gladly take my chances! Bieber musak and all!
Unfortunately, the ides of friendship worked. They got married. I, on the other hand, wound up car crashed into a tree with a short guitar playing tight faced man as the driver.
