Toasts... Anyone?

[JRNYMAN]

With this being the time of year for lots of parties, I'm sure at some point some of us here are going to stand up and make a toast of some sort. So, let's hear 'em - even if they're corny or made up. Anyone have any really good toasts?
Being Irish most of my life, I've heard all of the Irish toasts a thousand times over. However, here's one I've always liked...

There are good ships, and there are wood ships,
The ships that sail the sea.
But the best ships, are friendships,
And may they always be.

[steveo777]

With this being the time of year for lots of parties, I'm sure at some point some of us here are going to stand up and make a toast of some sort. So, let's hear 'em - even if they're corny or made up. Anyone have any really good toasts?
Being Irish most of my life, I've heard all of the Irish toasts a thousand times over. However, here's one I've always liked...

There are good ships, and there are wood ships,
The ships that sail the sea.
But the best ships, are friendships,
And may they always be.

Here's to you
Here's to me
If by chance we disagree
Well, fuck you....here's to me!

[majik]

Here's to being single...
Drinking doubles...
And seeing triple.

[pinkfloyd1973]

Here's to the perfect mate
I couldn't ask for more
he's deaf and dumb and oversexed
and he owns a liquor store

[Everett]

Here's to another awesome year of styx

[JRNYMAN]

Here's to the perfect mate
I couldn't ask for more
he's deaf and dumb and oversexed
and he owns a liquor store

Perfect! That one's gettin' copied, pasted and printed!

[JRNYMAN]

Here's to another awesome year of styx

Wow Ev.... I can understand why so much time went by between me posting it and you replying. That's some seriously deep shit right there. Lots of time invested and it shows!

[Everett]

Here's to another awesome year of styx

Wow Ev.... I can understand why so much time went by between me posting it and you replying. That's some seriously deep shit right there. Lots of time invested and it shows!

I do what I can

[pinkfloyd1973]

Here's to the perfect mate
I couldn't ask for more
he's deaf and dumb and oversexed
and he owns a liquor store

Perfect! That one's gettin' copied, pasted and printed!

[Liam]

Here's to NOT burning down the tree while drunk.

[JRNYMAN]

With this being the time of year for lots of parties, I'm sure at some point some of us here are going to stand up and make a toast of some sort. So, let's hear 'em - even if they're corny or made up. Anyone have any really good toasts?
Being Irish most of my life, I've heard all of the Irish toasts a thousand times over. However, here's one I've always liked...

There are good ships, and there are wood ships,
The ships that sail the sea.
But the best ships, are friendships,
And may they always be.

Here's to you
Here's to me
If by chance we disagree
Well, fuck you....here's to me!

There's actually a Gaelic version of that - sorta... It goes like this...

Here’s to you and yours,
And to mine and ours,
And if mine and ours ever come
Across you and yours,
I hope you and yours will do
As much for mine and ours,
As mine and ours have done
For you and yours!
Fack ye and we drink!

[steveo777]

With this being the time of year for lots of parties, I'm sure at some point some of us here are going to stand up and make a toast of some sort. So, let's hear 'em - even if they're corny or made up. Anyone have any really good toasts?
Being Irish most of my life, I've heard all of the Irish toasts a thousand times over. However, here's one I've always liked...

There are good ships, and there are wood ships,
The ships that sail the sea.
But the best ships, are friendships,
And may they always be.

Here's to you
Here's to me
If by chance we disagree
Well, fuck you....here's to me!

There's actually a Gaelic version of that - sorta... It goes like this...

Here’s to you and yours,
And to mine and ours,
And if mine and ours ever come
Across you and yours,
I hope you and yours will do
As much for mine and ours,
As mine and ours have done
For you and yours!
Fack ye and we drink!

I guess I gave ya the reader's digest version.

[Gin and Tonic Sky]

Pretty cool toast from a hot rock chick . ....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKSORUTqvtU

sorry for the shit sound quality cool clip though