How about composing a Happy Birthday song like he did a few years ago. The board's been way too quiet ... are his fans up for it?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFWAMoD9Wj0
Maybe Lora or Cyndi can send him - for his 64th birthday on 22nd Jan - the funniest lyrics that are posted. That would be so

Here goes ...
~singing~
Happy Happy Birthday Stevie
You turning 44 today


Your grey hair is showing through
You should leave it why don’t you
The ladies find it cool
~the speaking part~
Would love to hear your ideas here.
~singing~
Happy Happy Birthday Stevie
Yes you older and it shows
In your studio you doze
With your lady you should pose
Happy Happy Birthday Stee-vee