You'll Never Laugh Harder - Thank Me Later

[Enigma869]

You MUST read the reviews on this product on the Amazon UK site. Fucking hysterical. I seriously laughed so hard that it hurt. I can hear Dean now talking about these "Euro Fags"

Seriously...READ these reviews. There are over 600 of them, but the first page of reviews alone will have you pissing yourself. A comedy club isn't this funny!

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Veet-Men-Hair-R ... 743&sr=8-1

[Andrew]

Oh jesus....#2....hahahaha...crying here....oh my....hahahaha

[slucero]

LMAO... hey Andrew was the 1st review!

DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS 24 Jan 2012

By Andrew

Being a loose cannon who does not play by the rules the first thing I did was ignore the warning and smear this all over my knob and bollocks. The bollocks I knew and loved are gone now. In their place is a maroon coloured bag of agony which sends stabs of pain up my body every time it grazes against my thigh or an article of clothing. I am suffering so that you don't have to. Heed my lesson. DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS.

(I am giving this product a 5 because despite the fact that I think my bollocks might fall off, they are now completely hairless.)

[YoungJRNY]

This thread should have about 5 pages of discussion already. Hilarious. Rick, good call on the first review! LMAO.

[YoungJRNY]

Lmao, my favorite title to a review SO FAR:

Stars: 4/5- Definitely preferable to being dissolved alive in acid, 1 Feb 2013

Great find, John. This is fuckin great. The reviews defiantly channel their inner-Deano's with their vivid descriptions.

[ebake02]

Balls of steel is what you need to use this cream. I must admit that this cream works like magic on the pubes - not a single one left. And that happened without a single tingle. So my sack is either made out of croc leather or this cream shouldn't be used by wimps.

Fucking classic!!

[tater1977]

NO more sprouts or ice cream.. damn

[verslibre]

^^^^^^^LMFAO!!!!!!

[ebake02]

Just found this one and I almost spit my beer all over the keyboard.

I told my wife that I was going to give the old jackhammer a bit of a polish and she was somewhat suspect about this.
Some deforestation if you like which needs to occur every few months.
Reduce the buffer on the muffer.
I told her I had it all in hand (This would prove to be a prophetic statement!) as I had bought some new "Stuff" that promised to let the lady see the monkey.
I decided that I would read the instructions after application as I would be waiting around for a while anyway, while it did what I now know is Satan's work.
It came with an applicator but I decided I would smear it on using my hands as I could ensure that all the nooks and crannys would be properly reached and anyways I know how the two bugs in the rug like it.
While the juice was smoothing my moose, I sat on the toilet bowl and proceeded to read down through the instructions.
The following is really a blow by blow account of the next 10 mins.

Ohhhhhhhh that's a getting a bit warm, that must be normal I assumed.
Started to feel a bit of a tingle in the Jingle, must be working now.
It's getting warmer, what the..........Creikey what's that smell?
I looked down and I started to panic, putrid smoke was rising from my nether regions.
God have mercy, I called for my wife who was ensconced downstairs to come up quickly, as I always call for her when one of my bright ideas has failed to execute.
I shouted to her to come upstairs, as my eyes were burning at this stage, I am after really doing some damage this time.
I jumped off the toilet bowl nearly taking the melted toilet seat with me and ran to the shower, I was in such a panic I taught the shower door opened out, as opposed to sliding.
I ripped the door off the hinges, all the while muttering God Oh God.......
My wife had arrived at this stage and felt it was a suitable time to ask me, what the hell happened the shower door, and all she was greeted with, was the sight of me on my knees with my rear in the air as I was frantically wiping the stuff off my frankfurter and road to nowhere with the only thing I had available at the time, which was the how to use leaflet.
The stench of melted plastic, hair, skin and linoleum was overwhelming to say the least.
With my free hand I was reaching for the shower head but alas I had not turned on the power by way of pulling a string from the ceiling which was across the room!
I'm ruined I screamed, Oh God help us, I really did it this time, it's the cream, the bloody cream it must have been faulty, a bad batch maybe!
Pull the string! The string!, what string she asks, the string on the bloody ceiling quick! Oh God.........
My hands were burning at this stage also, as I had smeared the stuff on all over using them as spatulas, and I was now frantically trying to get the stuff off by any means possible which in turn meant I was inadvertently transferring stuff to other areas of my body.
She eventually pulled the string and the shower came on as I sat in the corner of the shower whimpering like a whipped dog muttering and holding the shower head over me.
I had a head on me like a melted wellington that had been dipped in vaseline and rolled in pubic hair.

The entire area is akin to Chernobyl in that it has restricted access and the damage within the region will take a long time before natural growth will occur.
I have large areas around my body with no hair such was the flailing of hands that occurred when the burn set in, and my hands are now a mixture of red, pink and some odd white colour where I believe pigment used to be?
I would recommend you use beef flavoured paste, and a pack of rabid Dogs before you try this stuff but it really does work.
It has been a week since the episode, and to say I have flashbacks is a understatement, as I regularly wake up in a panic at night clutching at the general area.
My Toad in the hole if you will has become very nervous and is prone to withdrawing at any sudden noises such as me unzipping my trousers.
As you can imagine this has been very traumatic for me in that the very sight of mayonnaise or any cream like substance makes me retch uncontrollably.
Regarding overall cost, you may need to include the cost of replacing the damage to surrounding furniture after application.
Try it at your peril but it does work and you will feel like a new man!
5 stars and I would give it six, but that one is currently undergoing a skin graft.

[verslibre]

"Reduce the buffer on the muffer."

[mikemarrs]

Later on, trying to deal as best I could, wiping my ass at every opportunity, I discovered another wonderful use for ass-hair, ventilation. I attempted to launch a fart, only to have it get stuck between my ass-cheeks. Apparently, with no hair, the two pink twins can get vacuum-sealed together, and the result was a frustrating fart that slid up and down between my cheeks like a lost gerbil.


LMFAO

[G.I.Jim]

I think that's the hardest I've ever laughed! I laughed so hard that it threw me in to a coughing spell... and I'm not even sick. I don't know who that dude is, but I swear... I think Deano came back from beyond to give us one more good laugh. That was CLASSIC Deano if I've ever read it. Thanks for making my morning!

[Liam]

Glad I waited until after my date to enjoy this, as I want to keep reading. LMMFAO

[G.I.Jim]

Glad I waited until after my date to enjoy this, as I want to keep reading. LMMFAO

Damn, did you have a breakfast date?

[Liam]

Nah...I don't do breakfast. I just woke up there.

[The Sushi Hunter]

Reminds me of an American guy and Japanese chick in Japan I knew back in the late 80's. They wanted to get kinky one night and so they shaved one another completely. For the next few weeks that guy was scratching his crotch no matter where he was, he said he couldn't help it. Same thing with his girlfriend. He thinks it's because when the hair starts to grow out, it begins to rub on the surrounding skin. His advice to me and all his friends was never try that yourself or you'll be in the same situation.

[Behshad]

Reminds me of an American guy and Japanese chick in Japan I knew back in the late 80's. They wanted to get kinky one night and so they shaved one another completely. For the next few weeks that guy was scratching his crotch no matter where he was, he said he couldn't help it. Same thing with his girlfriend. He thinks it's because when the hair starts to grow out, it begins to rub on the surrounding skin. His advice to me and all his friends was never try that yourself or you'll be in the same situation.

Let me guess, that "american guy" was YOU !!!!

[The Sushi Hunter]

Let me guess, that "american guy" was YOU !!!!

Seriously nope. But the Japanese chicky he did this with was so friggin hot I wouldn't have had to alter a thing to have the time of my life with her. For whatever reason he had to though.

[conversationpc]

The second review from the top was hilarious...I haven't laughed that hard in a while.

[G.I.Jim]

Reminds me of an American guy and Japanese chick in Japan I knew back in the late 80's. They wanted to get kinky one night and so they shaved one another completely. For the next few weeks that guy was scratching his crotch no matter where he was, he said he couldn't help it. Same thing with his girlfriend. He thinks it's because when the hair starts to grow out, it begins to rub on the surrounding skin. His advice to me and all his friends was never try that yourself or you'll be in the same situation.

You know what they say... trim the bushes and the tree looks taller!

[Clasicrockldy]

I read a few of the reviews, and I have never laughed so hard in my life! I have saved that particular page for later reading!

[No Surprize]

I shouldn't have burn that pocket rocket before reading this one. I haven't stopped laughing since reading it. Fucking hilarious.

[gr8dane]

I'm surprised that nobody has asked.
Well Enigsmegma,how did you come across this?
Were you getting it for somebody,or are you a frequent user?

Anyways.The first review is short but sweet and is brilliant an my favourite..Was it 30000 helpful votes he got?

[Enigma869]

I'm surprised that nobody has asked.
Well Enigsmegma,how did you come across this?
Were you getting it for somebody,or are you a frequent user?

Anyways.The first review is short but sweet and is brilliant an my favourite..Was it 30000 helpful votes he got?

Actually, a friend posted it on her Facebook page and mentioned that the reviews were "funny". Needless to say, I had to read. Those reviews are WAY beyond funny. The most hilarious part is that this is an actual product and actual reviews.