Best and Worse Mothers Day Stories

[MotherCitay]

It's Mothers Day and your kids bring you breakfast in bed.

"Oh, that is so sweet ... you shouldn't have" you say.

Cos you know that World War III awaits you in the kitchen
~jam plastered on the refrigerator
~cinnamon sprinkled across the floor
~cracked eggs on the counter
~the dog frantically eating whatever was left out on the table
~every single cabinet open
~the sink overflowing with every utensil in the house

... all for a piece of cinnamon-sugar toast and a few strawberries.

And maybe the house being burnt down!

Whats your best and worse Mothers Day Stories?

[annpea]

That's a memory that will last a lifetime, happy mothers day to you.

[artist4perry]

Grown daughter doesn't even so much as call or leave a message on Facebook...son drops by and says Happy Mother's Day! Goes to work comes back by, I make him a hamburger to eat, he gives me another hug and leaves with friends to go home. Thank goodness for a husband who remembers what day it is. I give the son a few points for kind of off the cuff remembering that it IS Mother's Day.

[steveo777]

I cleaned the whole house, spotless. Everytime she tried to help me I asked her to just go back to the recliner and let me do it all. She finally complied. About 5 O'clock, I was planning dinner. I went to our local Albertsons and procured a few nice white corn on the cob and a couple very nice rib eye steaks. In 34 years of marriage, this was probably thE best dinner ever. We enjoyed the Steaks with a bit of Merlot wine. The sex afterward was fantastic too!

[MotherCitay]

That's a memory that will last a lifetime, happy mothers day to you.

Thank you same to you. I hope all Moms felt just a little bit more special yesterday

Thank goodness for a husband who remembers what day it is.

Ain't that the truth

I cleaned the whole house, spotless. Everytime she tried to help me I asked her to just go back to the recliner and let me do it all. She finally complied. About 5 O'clock, I was planning dinner. I went to our local Albertsons and procured a few nice white corn on the cob and a couple very nice rib eye steaks. In 34 years of marriage, this was probably thE best dinner ever. We enjoyed the Steaks with a bit of Merlot wine. The sex afterward was fantastic too!

Okay, so maybe there was a bit of you and the missus slow dancing cheek to cheek before dessert
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jELdHlPj58

But for all the other claims no such husband exists

We need some proof please ... you just can't believe everything you read on the internet these days