Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice THREAD

[The_Noble_Cause]

Here I thought you were busily dropping fluffy loads on your signed 8x10s of Matt Smith.

I'm sure ALOT of your free time is spent daydreaming about men dropping loads. Probably on various parts of your body too, including your sad droopy clown tits. I wouldn't be surprised to learn that you slipped the mall clerk at Cinnabon a fiver so he could shoot a piping bag full of cream cheese icing straight down your cock-starved throat. As for Smith...I said he was a great Dr Who, one of many. Big deal. My comment, if it even qualifies as praise, isn't even close to the level of fanboy tongue wagging going on in this sorry circle jerk of a thread.

[YoungJRNYfan]

Lol wut? Don't worry TNC, we are here for you. The moment you feel the desire to click inside of this thread, there will be all the BvS news you can handle. It's okay.........................



it's okay.

[Rip Rokken]

I'm sure ALOT of your free time is spent daydreaming about men dropping loads. Probably on various parts of your body too, including your sad droopy clown tits. I wouldn't be surprised to learn that you slipped the mall clerk at Cinnabon a fiver so he could shoot a piping bag full of cream cheese icing straight down your cock-starved throat. As for Smith...I said he was a great Dr Who, one of many. Big deal. My comment, if it even qualifies as praise, isn't even close to the level of fanboy tongue wagging going on in this sorry circle jerk of a thread.

Damn, TNC... that was almost a Deano-worthy post.

[Rip Rokken]

Saw this and realized it's completely me.... I hardly ever leave the office without having to walk back in 3-4 times because I forgot something. Does that make me a superhero?

[verslibre]

I'm sure ALOT of your free time is spent daydreaming about men dropping loads. Probably on various parts of your body too, including your sad droopy clown tits. I wouldn't be surprised to learn that you slipped the mall clerk at Cinnabon a fiver so he could shoot a piping bag full of cream cheese icing straight down your cock-starved throat. As for Smith...I said he was a great Dr Who, one of many. Big deal. My comment, if it even qualifies as praise, isn't even close to the level of fanboy tongue wagging going on in this sorry circle jerk of a thread.

Damn, TNC... that was almost a Deano-worthy post.

Plenty more where that came from in the politics thread. He just needed a break so he came in here on the way to the vending machines. As a tollbooth operator, he has plenty of time throughout his eight-hour shift to think of new ways to creatively depict two men exchanging bodily fluids. Practice makes perfect, ya know!

[verslibre]

As for Smith...I said he was a great Dr Who, one of many. Big deal. My comment, if it even qualifies as praise, isn't even close to the level of fanboy tongue wagging going on in this sorry circle jerk of a thread.

I just think it's cute you find his strange features enticing.

[The_Noble_Cause]

As for Smith...I said he was a great Dr Who, one of many. Big deal. My comment, if it even qualifies as praise, isn't even close to the level of fanboy tongue wagging going on in this sorry circle jerk of a thread.

I just think it's cute you find his strange features enticing.

That's odd, as Smith was only brought up by YOU, as you tried to defend the downright Shrek-like looks of your mancrush, Daniel Craig. Of course, there is a HUUUGE difference between being miscast to play a debonair womanizing spy and a thousand year old, eccentric, time traveling ALIEN. Your beef with Smith is soo nonsensical..it is like complaining about Michael Berryman being cast as an inbred cannibal. In the 80s, did you also start a letter writing campaign to get Alf recast with a more attractive hand puppet?

[verslibre]

I don't have any beef with Smith, I bring him up because I know you want to spread his ballbutter on your baked buns.

Hey, don't hate on Michael Berryman. Btw, I didn't defend Craig so much as be surprised by how cool Skyfall was. I hadn't given a shit about Bond for ages. The franchise had gotten boring.

P.S. I never watched Alf. Good show?

[The_Noble_Cause]

I don't have any beef with Smith...

So I guess it was an impostor that said the following...

"No, here's your weird-looking and oafish. Nobody beats this guy in that dept. Robert Englund should pass the torch to this dude. The new Freddy. They don't even need to put makeup on him."

"NONE of the previous actors (or the new one, Capaldi) are as straight-up fugly as Smith. That is one ODD-looking guy."

Any other unattractive successful character actors you are insanely jealous of? Maybe Luis Guzman? Peter Dinklage? Problem is, you have the mug of a famous character actor, but can't even reserve a table at Applebees, much less get pussy at a whore house with a pocket full of C-notes and a vial of crack. The only time you get a police escort is when your travel to the state penitentiary for a conjugal visit with the entire cell block.

I bring him up because I know you want to spread his ballbutter on your baked buns.

Uh huh. I think you are still disappointed to learn that Dr. Who isn't a proctologist who makes house calls in the middle of the night.

Hey, don't hate on Michael Berryman. Btw, I didn't defend Craig so much as be surprised by how cool Skyfall was.

Hiding in an old Scottish manor and setting up homemade booby traps with Judi Dench. Yeah, cool movie. Sounds like a cancelled reality show on HGTV. Dumbest Bond film of all time.

[verslibre]

I don't have any beef with Smith...

So I guess it was an impostor that said the following...

"No, here's your weird-looking and oafish. Nobody beats this guy in that dept. Robert Englund should pass the torch to this dude. The new Freddy. They don't even need to put makeup on him."

"NONE of the previous actors (or the new one, Capaldi) are as straight-up fugly as Smith. That is one ODD-looking guy."

Yeah, he's one of those "humaliens" that is the byproduct of an extraterrestrial abduction. That doesn't mean I have a beef with him. You're the one who should have a BEEF with him because you're still pissed he didn't allow you a reacharound.

[Any other unattractive successful character actors you are insanely jealous of? Maybe Luis Guzman? Peter Dinklage?

Get out. Smith isn't half the actor Dinklage is. And Luis Guzman is a fuckin' ICON! From The Hard Way to Boogie Nights to Waiting, that guy flat-out rocks.

Problem is, you have the mug of a famous character actor, but can't even reserve a table at Applebees, much less get pussy at a whore house with a pocket full of C-notes and a vial of crack. The only time you get a police escort is when your travel to the state penitentiary for a conjugal visit with the entire cell block.

Don't worry, man. We all know you get laid more than any of us in here. It's no mystery you and Monker are a couple. We're just unsure who the "woman" is in your relationship.

[verslibre]

Saw this and realized it's completely me.... I hardly ever leave the office without having to walk back in 3-4 times because I forgot something. Does that make me a superhero?

Not when the office is the counter at Dennys.

[RedWingFan]

P.S. I never watched Alf. Good show?

So with this statement are you denying being president of the Max Wright fan club?
http://washedupcelebrities.blogspot.com ... right.html

[verslibre]

I was too busy watching The A Team. I love it when a plan comes together.

[YoungJRNYfan]

Affleck is making his interviewing rounds for Gone Girl (which looks AWESOME) and all everybody wants to talk about is BvS.

[verslibre]

Gone Girl is in the Oscar zone without even being in release. The LA Times review drooled over it so much, they needed a catch basin.

[YoungJRNYfan]

Lmao this is so great. Affleck's interview on Jon Stewart.

http://thedailyshow.cc.com/guests/ben-a ... en-affleck

[verslibre]

"The transition from Adam West, to people in shape...like yourself..."

[YoungJRNYfan]

2:13-2:15. "I did a movie about Iran.."

There's your Bat-voice.

[Rip Rokken]

Saw this and realized it's completely me.... I hardly ever leave the office without having to walk back in 3-4 times because I forgot something. Does that make me a superhero?

Not when the office is the counter at Dennys.

LOL! Good one!

Btw, I think Gotham is starting to grow on me. Enjoyed E02.

[Deb]

Affleck is making his interviewing rounds for Gone Girl (which looks AWESOME) and all everybody wants to talk about is BvS.

Read that book last month..........GREAT read! I just hope the movie lives up to the book. Not sure Affleck would have been my first choice for the lead, but after seeing the commercials for it, he seems to be believable. Curious to see the movie if even just to see how closely it follows the book.

[verslibre]

Saw this and realized it's completely me.... I hardly ever leave the office without having to walk back in 3-4 times because I forgot something. Does that make me a superhero?

Not when the office is the counter at Dennys.

LOL! Good one!

Btw, I think Gotham is starting to grow on me. Enjoyed E02.

Last night's episode was cool. McKenzie and Logue are a great "pre-Dynamic" duo. I like how they're now shaping one future Bat-villain's story (Cobblepot) as he begins to establish his presence further in Gotham's underworld.

[YoungJRNYfan]

Did you catch The Flash pilot, v? Heard good things about it. I've been working 7 day work weeks. Already missed the last 2 Gotham's.

[YoungJRNYfan]

Can't wait to see Cavill's Clark K.

[verslibre]

Did you catch The Flash pilot, v? Heard good things about it. I've been working 7 day work weeks. Already missed the last 2 Gotham's.

Indeed, I did, and it was very solid and totally entertaining. They say they're not going to shy from exhibition of powers for both hero(es) and villains one bit, and the preview of the season demonstrated that. When you watch it, check out the VERY end of the episode for a surprise twist/foreshadowing, with the inclusion of a serious keyword that recalls an iconic DC series from the '80s.

[verslibre]

CW drama “The Flash” opened to impressive ratings Tuesday, drawing more young adults than any program on ABC (including “Marvel’s Agents of SHIELD”) or Fox last night and logging the best scores for a premiere on the network in the five years since “The Vampire Diaries” in 2009.

According to preliminary national estimates, “The Flash” averaged a 1.8 rating/6 share in adults 18-49 and 4.5 million viewers overall — a demo rating well above the net’s top premieres in recent years, “The Originals” last year (1.0) and “Arrow” in 2012 (1.3). You have to go back to the September 2009 premiere of “The Vampire Diaries” to find a better premiere on the network in both 18-49 and total viewers.

http://variety.com/2014/data/ratings/cws-the-flash-off-to-fast-ratings-start-tuesday-nets-best-bow-in-five-years-1201324675/

[brywool]

Loved this guy in Midnight Oil.

[The_Noble_Cause]

The more I think about it, the more I am excited for this movie. Batman has been off the screen for FAR too long. Batman is the American cinema equivalent of James Bond, and audiences should be deprived of watching him swing into action for no longer than 2-3 years. To boot, we have a US actor this time filling the spandex, the way it should always be! I renounce my former views. Bring it on, I say!

I have not watched Gotham. A few of my friends who started with the first episode are tuning out. Too many wink-wink inside references and they think Penguin's storyline is being rushed. One episode after being kicked out of Gotham and he came right back into the city, or so I heard.

On an unrelated note...I saw The Eqalizer reboot with Densel Washington. Very little in common with the TV show, but a well-done revenge movie. Didn't break the mold, but I enjoyed it for what it was. If you like Death Wish-style revenge porn, I encourage you to check it out.

[RedWingFan]

The more I think about it, the more I am excited for this movie. Batman has been off the screen for FAR too long. Batman is the American cinema equivalent of James Bond, and audiences should be deprived of watching him swing into action for no longer than 2-3 years. To boot, we have a US actor this time filling the spandex, the way it should always be! I renounce my former views. Bring it on, I say!

It's not spandex dude! This won't be an Adam West Batman. This is full on body armor Batman kick-assingness. It doesn't get any more Americana than fucking Ben Affleck. Sure he was banging that Mexican skank J-ho for a little while. He's cleansed that out of his past with Jennifer Garner (loved those abs in Electra) Gone too is the Batmobile. It's called a tumbler now. Get that shit straight!

[verslibre]

Sure he was banging that Mexican skank J-ho for a little while.

She's Puerto Rican. Next time you look at a world globe, you'll notice a large body of water between Mexico and (the island of) Puerto Rico.

He's cleansed that out of his past with Jennifer Garner

Who isn't all that good-looking, IMO (like her or not, J-Lo is way hotter), but thanks for letting us know you have an auto-renewing membership with the Aryan Brotherhood. So you first met TNC in prison, where you choked on his smegma-fied cock?

[YoungJRNYfan]