S2M wrote:Sorry all you fappers, Justice League looks tres lame. It would have been smart to do a Legion of Doom movie. You could have had Clint Howard, Ron's brother, as Mister Mxyzptlk.
Saw the trailer for JL...great effects, lame plot.

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S2M wrote:Sorry all you fappers, Justice League looks tres lame. It would have been smart to do a Legion of Doom movie. You could have had Clint Howard, Ron's brother, as Mister Mxyzptlk.
Saw the trailer for JL...great effects, lame plot.
YoungJRNYfan wrote:Elmaybe throwing down the hammer on the smear DCEU campaign and how it exists with bloggers:
It's not discrete anymore than it is obvious nowadays, though.
verslibre wrote:Then go throw your money at Guardians of the Galaxy 2 and watch a bunch of stereotypes wash-and-wax the usual tropes and square off against a talking mudball.
Monker wrote:
Wonder Woman is going to be about as stereotypical as it can get for a hero origin story. Just from the previews I can see it has a "special birth" (IE: daughter of a god...kinda like Star-Lord), special gifts in her lasso and bracelets...it even has the special quest for her sword and shield of the gods. She has a call to adventure to save the world. She leaves an Amazon princess and at the end she is Wonder Woman. It is VERY MUCH the typical hero origin story.
Monker wrote:verslibre wrote:Then go throw your money at Guardians of the Galaxy 2 and watch a bunch of stereotypes wash-and-wax the usual tropes and square off against a talking mudball.
Wonder Woman is going to be about as stereotypical as it can get for a hero origin story. Just from the previews I can see it has a "special birth" (IE: daughter of a god...kinda like Star-Lord), special gifts in her lasso and bracelets...it even has the special quest for her sword and shield of the gods. She has a call to adventure to save the world. She leaves an Amazon princess and at the end she is Wonder Woman. It is VERY MUCH the typical hero origin story.
But, of course, you will praise it as some type of unique thing and the big comeback for the DC universe....even though the very critiques you throw at Marvel are ALL OVER Wonder Woman. Even the silly humor (the sword doesn't go with the outfit) and such. It will get a huge thumbs up simply because it IS DC and the hypocrisy you dish out will continue.
Monker wrote:DC deserves the critique for releasing an MOS, and two movies in a row that sucked in BvS and SS. THAT is why there is so much fan critique. Put out consistantly quality movies like Marvel does and things will change. Even the WORST of Marvel, IM2, for example, does not come close to the crap that BvS and SS represent.
verslibre wrote:Star-Lord: created in 1975 (debuted in 1976).
Wonder Woman: created in 1941. ...and everyone knows it, while nobody knows when Star-Lord was created, nor do they seem to give a toss.
Wonder Woman has a "typical" origin story? That's okay, because she was created before all of the characters currently appearing in CBMs by Sony, Fox and Marvel Studios, with the exception of Captain America (1940). The Human Torch of the FF is not the original Torch from the 40s, who was an android. (Johnny Storm, the modern Torch, first appeared in 1961 with the rest of the team.)
Maybe Wonder Woman's origin is the atypical one, and all the Marvel characters' are typical?
Diana brings Steve Trevor back to the world of men after he crash-landed on Paradise Island (aka Themyscira)? That's Golden Age WW. The biggest change is the time setting, from WWII to WWI.
^That's a load of crap. In my last response to you about GOTG2 (which you didn't reply to), I think I made it pretty clear why I don't like the movie.
[/quote]I hear WW doesn't have nearly as much humor as people think it might (same for Justice League). Whatever humor it has won't be forced, unlike Marvel-style jokes. "Got any tape?"
verslibre wrote:The "worst" of Marvel was Thor: The Dark World...but now it's GOTG2. All calories, no nutrition. All design, no substance. All schlock, no integrity. One in-your-face joke after another. One hammy gesture after another. There's less there to invest your mind in than a game of Connect Four. Even the death at the end is empty, a riff on the Bruce Willis-Ben Affleck sacrifice at the end of Armageddon.
If you really think stuff like IM2/Thor 2/GOTG 2 is so much better than BvS, it makes me wonder if you actually watched these movie. Or you can just admit Kevin Feige keeps forcing the writers to recycle the same approach over and over (which handily explains why Stephen Strange barely evaded being the Doctor In Name Only).
Abitaman wrote:Monker wrote:
Wonder Woman is going to be about as stereotypical as it can get for a hero origin story. Just from the previews I can see it has a "special birth" (IE: daughter of a god...kinda like Star-Lord), special gifts in her lasso and bracelets...it even has the special quest for her sword and shield of the gods. She has a call to adventure to save the world. She leaves an Amazon princess and at the end she is Wonder Woman. It is VERY MUCH the typical hero origin story.
Maybe so, but that is her origin story, pretty much like most heroes.
Monker wrote:Nobody cares. This is the movies, not the comics.
As far as stories go, WW essentially steals much of it from the Greek god demi-god stories, such as Perseus. Combined with a bit of King Arthur. This WW story has been told a million times.
The bottom lines is, the CRITIQUE you lay down on Marvel stories is the very reason you will LIKE WW. But, you will NEVER ADMIT IT. Ever.
I'm sure they don't want to make it too easy to compare her origin to Captain America's.
Yeah, no reason to argue when you are so far off the mark that you sound super jealous and silly.
Oh, please seeing the entire "sword " and "outfit" joke again, just made me roll my eyes....it's just not funny...and is EXACTLY the type of humor you critique Marvel for....and EXACTLY what you two said DC would never do. You must hate defending this and know how you sound.
Exactly my point....like ALL other heroes.
YoungJRNYfan wrote:Rick from Batman on Film:
verslibre wrote:Even the death at the end is empty, a riff on the Bruce Willis-Ben Affleck sacrifice at the end of Armageddon.
Seven Wishes wrote:"Abysmal? He's the most proactive President since Clinton, and he's bringing much-needed change for the better to a nation that has been tyrannized by the worst President since Hoover."- 7 Wishes on Pres. Obama
RedWingFan wrote:At least the dude is going to stay dead. Unlike the lame attempt at pulling the heartstrings of filmgoers in BvS by pretending to kill Superman after 1 film and a cameo in BvS.
Hilarious that nobody fucking cared when Superman "died"."
Pisses me off that movie sucked so bad.
(Fun fact: Spiderman/Peter Parker had more lines in Civil War and will unfortunately have more lines in 'Spider-Man: Homecoming' because Tom Holland sounds like an out of breath, annoying, over-acted dweeb on speed and helium.)
Pisses me off that movie sucked so bad.
Stop. No it didn't.
Monker wrote:verslibre wrote:Star-Lord: created in 1975 (debuted in 1976).
Wonder Woman: created in 1941. ...and everyone knows it, while nobody knows when Star-Lord was created, nor do they seem to give a toss.
Star Lord was created in 1998 when Farscape was created and Ben Browder played the character as John Crichton.
Monker wrote:verslibre wrote:Wonder Woman has a "typical" origin story? That's okay, because she was created before all of the characters currently appearing in CBMs by Sony, Fox and Marvel Studios, with the exception of Captain America (1940). The Human Torch of the FF is not the original Torch from the 40s, who was an android. (Johnny Storm, the modern Torch, first appeared in 1961 with the rest of the team.)
Nobody cares. This is the movies, not the comics.
Monker wrote:As far as stories go, WW essentially steals much of it from th e Greek god demi-god stories, such as Perseus. Combined with a bit of King Arthur. This WW story has been told a million times.
Monker wrote:The bottom lines is, the CRITIQUE you lay down on Marvel stories is the very reason you will LIKE WW. But, you will NEVER ADMIT IT. Ever.
Monker wrote:I'm sure they don't want to make it too easy to compare her origin to Captain America's.
Monker wrote:Yeah, no reason to argue when you are so far off the mark that you sound super jealous and silly.
Monker wrote:verslibre wrote:I hear WW doesn't have nearly as much humor as people think it might (same for Justice League). Whatever humor it has won't be forced, unlike Marvel-style jokes. "Got any tape?"
Oh, please seeing the entire "sword " and "outfit" joke again, just made me roll my eyes....it's just not funny...and is EXACTLY the type of humor you critique Marvel for....and EXACTLY what you two said DC would never do. You must hate defending this and know how you sound.
Monker wrote:I saw it again last weekend and the end scenes effected a lot of people...it left it's mark.
You saying it is all "schlock, no integrity" is also not true. There was a ton of character development. Especially with Drax (with the help of Mantis), Gamora/Nebula...and Star Lord being forced to make a complete break from his past. And, of course, the Guardians becoming more of a family.
Monker wrote:It is statements like this that make you sound so jealous. Marvel knows how to make good movies. They make them over and over again - and people LOVE THEM FOR IT.
Monker wrote:Yes, Thor 2, IM2, GotG 1&2 are far and away better movies that BvS or SS.
Monker wrote:And, Thor 3...I do think JL is going to have a contender in Thor 3. I'm sure you are not going to like that and will dispute that, too. But, the Thor 3 trailer was a huge surprise when it was released. Everything from Led Zeppelin to Hulk, and the joke that I'm sure you hate. It was awesome. At the very least, JL will be splitting the gross with Thor 3, JL will not kill it.
RedWingFan wrote:(Fun fact: Spiderman/Peter Parker had more lines in Civil War than Superman/Kent had in BvS)
brywool wrote:While I know YoungJrnyFan is a huge DC fan, I also grew up with the DC comics stuff (preferred the art in DC).
brywool wrote:I'm not nearly as 'into it' as YJF is, but TO ME it was not a brilliant movie (at least the normal, un-extended version wasn't-There's no way I was going to pay 25.00 to rent the extended one) but I did watch the unextended version twice to make sure I didn't miss something. It went on and on and on and on. Just like Man of Steel. The fight sequences in both were so long that they got extremely boring. They did the same thing in one of the Avengers flicks (the one that came after MOS I think) and in one of the horrid Transformers movies (such great looking effects in those movies just driven into the ground by the long battle sequences and ridiculously bad writing and acting). I really wanted to like BvS because I'm such a Batgeek.
brywool wrote:Other than the long, drawn out, and ultimately dull battle scenes in BvS, I ABSOLUTELY HATED (H-A-T-E-D) Jesse Eisenberg as Luthor. To my mind NO movie has gotten that character right. Gene Hackman, who I love, didn't get it right. Kevin Spacey, who is also 'the sh*t!' didn't get it right and Jesse Eisenberg was BY FAR the ABSOLUTE WORST. It was like he'd never read a Superman comic in his life. Luthor wasn't some babbling psycho ala The Joker or when Jim Carrey plays The Riddler. He was this evil genius and evil geniuses don't act as ridiculous as this guy. They come off pretty uber-normal. He was WAY too over the top trying to be some kind of cartoon character.
brywool wrote:WHY IN THE HELL didn't they use the Smallville guy (Michael Rosenbaum) for this role?? HE is the ONLY one (to my mind) that has nailed that part. Never over the top. Never a caricature. Never unbelievable in the role. The guy NAILED Lex Luthor. Eisenberg was so absolutely distracting, grating, and just terrible that it just made the entire movie suck. Had they replaced him with Rosenbaum, it could've at least been something that you could come back to and watch a few times. I liken his portrayal to the ridiculousness of Superman III with Richard Pryor. Just didn't fit.
brywool wrote:One other comment - These DC movies always try and cram SO MUCH into them. Take the Batman flicks (prior to the Bale ones): You'd have movies with two, three, or more different story lines or villains going on. Batman Returns with Penguin, Walken, and Catwoman and Christopher Walken... how many villains do you need? Totally took away from all of them (other than the Nicholson/Keaton one, which was brilliant). They ended up doing that a bit with the last Bale movie too. The more villains (and now with JL the more heroes) you have in a film, it just distracts.
brywool wrote:I'll keep watching the DC flicks, but between all the Marvel and DC movies, it's getting just ridiculously dull. Haven't watched the last batch of Marvel movies, though I did sort of like Antman and Deadpool.
brywool wrote:YoungJRNYFan- When did Aquaman start looking like a grunge rocker? I missed that whole rebirth I guess.I remember him in those great Mike Grell drawn comics and that are from soooo long ago. Now, the character looks like he should be dressed in plaid holding a Starbucks cup. If he has a manbun in JLA, I will loudly retch. You will probably hear it from wherever you are.
brywool wrote: Just like Man of Steel. The fight sequences in both were so long that they got extremely boring.
I really wanted to like BvS because I'm such a Batgeek.
I ABSOLUTELY HATED (H-A-T-E-D) Jesse Eisenberg as Luthor.
To my mind NO movie has gotten that character right. Gene Hackman, who I love, didn't get it right. Kevin Spacey, who is also 'the sh*t!' didn't get it right
He was this evil genius and evil geniuses don't act as ridiculous as this guy. They come off pretty uber-normal. He was WAY too over the top trying to be some kind of cartoon character.
WHY IN THE HELL didn't they use the Smallville guy (Michael Rosenbaum) for this role??
One other comment - These DC movies always try and cram SO MUCH into them. Take the Batman flicks (prior to the Bale ones): You'd have movies with two, three, or more different story lines or villains going on. Batman Returns with Penguin, Walken, and Catwoman and Christopher Walken... how many villains do you need?
The more villains (and now with JL the more heroes) you have in a film, it just distracts.
I'll keep watching the DC flicks, but between all the Marvel and DC movies, it's getting just ridiculously dull. Haven't watched the last batch of Marvel movies, though I did sort of like Antman and Deadpool.
YoungJRNYFan- When did Aquaman start looking like a grunge rocker? I missed that whole rebirth I guess.I remember him in those great Mike Grell drawn comics and that are from soooo long ago. Now, the character looks like he should be dressed in plaid holding a Starbucks cup. If he has a manbun in JLA, I will loudly retch. You will probably hear it from wherever you are.
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While I know YoungJrnyFan is a huge DC fan, I also grew up with the DC comics stuff (preferred the art in DC).
YoungJRNYfan wrote:Monker wrote:Nobody cares. This is the movies, not the comics.
You've said this many times before when you are challenged and seem to discredit one or the other like somehow they are foreign to each other when they really aren't.
I think it's starting to bother you that DC is about to find their groove while realizing these larger than life characters will survive when it is so obvious you want them to fail.
Marvel continues to water down the essence of their own superhero library by regurgitating the same thing over and over again and you're taking it out on irrelevant ramblings about Wonder Woman's origin.
You're getting quite defensive (especially over GoTG2)
Deep down, you know GoTG2 is one big wasted pun of a movie.
As far as stories go, WW essentially steals much of it from the Greek god demi-god stories, such as Perseus. Combined with a bit of King Arthur. This WW story has been told a million times.
Dis-credit, dis-credit, dis-credit. It's now pathetic.![]()
No matter how bad you want it that way, it just isn't. I don't know if you watch these films or not because your hand has been caught in the Wikipedia jar before by maintaining your knowledge of dominance by reading nothing but reviews and masquerading what you read as some kind of superior knowledge
so if you're going to do the latter with Wonder Woman, pay attention because the critics (Wonder Woman sits at 97% on RT) are saying that Wonder Woman is a fresh super-heroine movie (something Marvel has been scared of) that separates itself from the formulaic ho-hum drum of the brainwashing play-it-safe conveyor belt of the MCU. Wonder Woman's application is different, welcomed and fresh. Something the DCEU can ride the wave of.
I'm sure they don't want to make it too easy to compare her origin to Captain America's.
Stop acting like these characters were thought up in 2008. They weren't.
DC will never go overboard and use it like an 1990 MTV Pop-Up Video like the MCU does.
Exactly my point....like ALL other heroes.
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