Saint John wrote:Allow me to explain. You basically have 3 parts to the city. The first is the northside. Here's where you'll find overpriced housing, no parking, gays and lesbos. If you like paying a lot for a little, driving endlessly to find a parking space and hanging out with semen swappers and fur lickers, this area is for you. I'll pass.Vocalsmanvocals wrote:Not sure why St John is calling Chicago a shit hole...
Next, we have lovely downtown Chicago. Why someone would pay upwards of a million dollars for a 2 bedroom condo to live around tall buildings is beyond me. Downtown is great to stagger around a few times a year. The restaurants and bars are second to none. I just can't imagine living somewhere where the only place you'll see trees or grass is on the National Geographic channel.
Last, we have the southside. Ideally, this is the side of the city to live on. The lots are a bit bigger and the housing is much more affordable...and there's a fucking reason for that. Try stopping and asking for directions after dusk if you're female and you'll likely find yourself in an alley, a pinball machine away from a grotesque remake of the movie "The Accused." If you're male, a quick robbing and beating is usually your fate...if you're lucky.
In closing, there are 2 places in the city worth a fuck. They are Edsion Park to the north and Mount Greenwood to the south. Honorable mention goes to Lake Point Towers right on the lake (if you have $$$) and Garfield Ridge on the southwest side. The rest you can fucking keep. Chicago does have some wonderful suburbs, but I am speaking exclusively within the city limits.
Thanks for explaining.





