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In a Woman, speaking sexually, do you favour

Long, shapely, sexy legs
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7%
Cute feet
4
10%
Firm, rock hard ass
3
7%
Bulbous Tits
7
17%
A beautiful Face
15
37%
nice fingers and hands
1
2%
A Brain
8
20%
 
Total votes : 41

Postby NealIsGod » Thu Sep 28, 2006 11:58 pm

Liquid_Drummer wrote:I just really dig large hariy moles ! I cant get enough of em. Big, dark greasy, bumpy moles ! mmmm hahahah j.k of course !


13 is in that club with you. :lol:
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Postby Red13JoePa » Fri Sep 29, 2006 12:00 am

The ONLY people it's ever worked on were Cindy Crawford and Nikki Taylor.


Other than that, I don't roll w/ melonomas.
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Postby NealIsGod » Fri Sep 29, 2006 12:06 am

Red13JoePa wrote:The ONLY people it's ever worked on were Cindy Crawford and Nikki Taylor.


Other than that, I don't roll w/ melonomas.


Visions of Rachel McAdams running through my head... :twisted:
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Postby AR » Fri Sep 29, 2006 12:08 am

AR, indeed your cool but that may have been just a wee bit to much info

If you still praise her after 16 years in the
manner you did above, then you pass
the test and are a great husband.
I'm leary though and think you may just be
trying to get laid after having your cake all last weekend


Well I've been with her for 8 years so it looks like I'm halfway there....... :wink:

Daytime sobriety sucks.
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Postby Just Mindy » Fri Sep 29, 2006 12:17 am

NealIsGod wrote:
Red13JoePa wrote:The ONLY people it's ever worked on were Cindy Crawford and Nikki Taylor.


Other than that, I don't roll w/ melonomas.


Visions of Rachel McAdams running through my head... :twisted:

Who's that?

Eh, maybe you better not tell me :roll: :lol:
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Postby NealIsGod » Fri Sep 29, 2006 12:22 am

MSR wrote:
NealIsGod wrote:
Visions of Rachel McAdams running through my head... :twisted:

Who's that?

Eh, maybe you better not tell me :roll: :lol:


Wedding Crashers hottie.

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Postby Red13JoePa » Fri Sep 29, 2006 12:32 am

HIDEOUS.
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Postby Just Mindy » Fri Sep 29, 2006 12:33 am

Red13JoePa wrote:HIDEOUS.


:lol:
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Postby Moon Beam » Fri Sep 29, 2006 12:45 am

Red13JoePa wrote:HIDEOUS.


I'm sure you would kick her outta your
bed for eating crackers wouldn't ya Sir?

:lol: I'm with MSR here.
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Postby NealIsGod » Fri Sep 29, 2006 12:46 am

Moon Beam wrote:
Red13JoePa wrote:HIDEOUS.


I'm sure you would kick her outta your
bed for eating crackers wouldn't ya Sir?

:lol: I'm with MSR here.


Yeah, Grossie wouldn't turn her down, wouldya? :lol:
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Postby Red13JoePa » Fri Sep 29, 2006 12:48 am

I'm perplexed that someone could like that much like Jennifer Garner and still be that gross.

:?
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Postby heardonthestreet » Fri Sep 29, 2006 12:48 am

It's the eyes.

How many times have any of you taken a second look at someone, overall to begin with, and knew when you made eye contact that it would be good chemistry? You usually have to walk on by, but the wonderful feeling stays with you for awhile. 8)
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Postby Red13JoePa » Fri Sep 29, 2006 12:55 am

:roll: Oh, for the love of Christ, Hotsie.

delete that, will you?
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Postby NealIsGod » Fri Sep 29, 2006 12:55 am

Red13JoePa wrote::roll: Oh, for the love of Christ, Hotsie.

delete that, will you?


Maybe HOTS fell in love over the weekend?
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Postby heardonthestreet » Fri Sep 29, 2006 1:04 am

Red13JoePa wrote::roll: Oh, for the love of Christ, Hotsie.

delete that, will you?


.....................................

Come on Sweetie! I'm thinking in depth here. What you all are talking about is only skin deep.

You're missing something great if you only watch her ass walk by. :lol: :lol:
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Postby Red13JoePa » Fri Sep 29, 2006 1:08 am

Ah.

Spoken like a true old maid. :mrgreen:
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Postby heardonthestreet » Fri Sep 29, 2006 1:17 am

[quote="Red13JoePa"]Ah.

Spoken like a true old maid. :mrgreen:[/quote

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Don't tell my children that. :lol: :lol:
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Re: re

Postby lights1961 » Fri Sep 29, 2006 2:07 am

Rockin'Deano wrote:
lights1961 wrote:gotta be the legs that get me turned on the most... :) Something about seeing a long legged women wearing stockings and high heels under their skirts.....and that know what to do with the power they have over us... :)

Rick


Dude, we think alike. Ever cut a hole outta your old ladies pantyhose? I have...every single one of them..She got all pissed and asked why. I said, "easy access." She was not amused. In fact, I had to buy her a bunch of new stuff. We broke up soon afterwards and I didn't have to anyway. F her.


I bet she made you wear em Deano..

LMAO at all the comments and this thread is a great stress reliever!!

Anyone else love boots on women... you know the old Nancy Sinatra style... or the old avengers tv show, the Great and sexy mrs Peal..



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Postby heardonthestreet » Fri Sep 29, 2006 2:18 am

OMG! Mine were yellow patent leather. Damn! I wish I had the equip to trans. pics here. Loved those boots.
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Postby frfksakes » Fri Sep 29, 2006 2:25 am

lights1961 wrote:
Anyone else love boots on women... you know the old Nancy Sinatra style... or the old avengers tv show, the Great and sexy mrs Peal..



Rick


ooooooh! Emma Peel! Sexy!!!
Any of you guys find Linda Hamilton in Terminator II sexy, or is that just a woman thing.
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Postby Just Mindy » Fri Sep 29, 2006 2:29 am

heardonthestreet wrote:OMG! Mine were yellow patent leather. Damn! I wish I had the equip to trans. pics here. Loved those boots.


LOL never had that type of boot, I've always favored black, with heels, either spiked or not, short or mid calf length....don't get me started on shoes :lol:
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Postby frfksakes » Fri Sep 29, 2006 2:37 am

heardonthestreet wrote:OMG! Mine were yellow patent leather. Damn! I wish I had the equip to trans. pics here. Loved those boots.


I'm sure one of the boys would be glad to help.. :wink:
are they thigh high?
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Postby Angiekay » Fri Sep 29, 2006 2:47 am

lights1961 wrote:Anyone else love boots on women... you know the old Nancy Sinatra style... or the old avengers tv show, the Great and sexy mrs Peal..

Rick


I believe those were called "go-go" boots. I have 150 pairs of shoes and more then a few pairs of boots. My favorite are a pair I got on clearance at DSW a couple years ago for $14!!!. They are knee high black patents with pointy toes, nasty tall heels and curvy zipper up the side! Great concert boots!










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Postby Just Mindy » Fri Sep 29, 2006 2:50 am

Angiekay wrote:
lights1961 wrote:Anyone else love boots on women... you know the old Nancy Sinatra style... or the old avengers tv show, the Great and sexy mrs Peal..

Rick


I believe those were called "go-go" boots. I have 150 pairs of shoes and more then a few pairs of boots. My favorite are a pair I got on clearance at DSW a couple years ago for $14!!!. They are knee high black patents with pointy toes, nasty tall heels and curvy zipper up the side! Great concert boots!




Those boots sound great Angie! OMG you have more shoes than I do, LMAO, I love it!
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Postby frfksakes » Fri Sep 29, 2006 2:52 am

Angiekay wrote:They are knee high black patents with pointy toes, nasty tall heels and curvy zipper up the side! Great concert boots!


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all of the guys are paying "attention" now, lol. :lol:
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Re: re

Postby NealIsGod » Fri Sep 29, 2006 2:53 am

frfksakes wrote:ooooooh! Emma Peel! Sexy!!!
Any of you guys find Linda Hamilton in Terminator II sexy, or is that just a woman thing.


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Postby lights1961 » Fri Sep 29, 2006 3:11 am

Angiekay wrote:
lights1961 wrote:Anyone else love boots on women... you know the old Nancy Sinatra style... or the old avengers tv show, the Great and sexy mrs Peal..

Rick


I believe those were called "go-go" boots. I have 150 pairs of shoes and more then a few pairs of boots. My favorite are a pair I got on clearance at DSW a couple years ago for $14!!!. They are knee high black patents with pointy toes, nasty tall heels and curvy zipper up the side! Great concert boots!






WHAT A WOMAN!! worship feet over here!! LMAO!! Summer is great---but seeing women walking around during the winter months with those kinds of boots is just simply HOT!!

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Postby fred_journeyman » Fri Sep 29, 2006 3:14 am

First and foremost, it's the face because the personality comes through the face. She has to be packaged nicely; someone you want to look at, but if the personality isn't pleasant, it'll show on her face and vice versa.

You can have a woman who has a near-perfect body, but without a beautiful personality, all she has is looks and that's not enough.
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Postby SuiteMadameBlue » Fri Sep 29, 2006 3:34 am

Angiekay wrote:
lights1961 wrote:Anyone else love boots on women... you know the old Nancy Sinatra style... or the old avengers tv show, the Great and sexy mrs Peal..

Rick


I believe those were called "go-go" boots. I have 150 pairs of shoes and more then a few pairs of boots. My favorite are a pair I got on clearance at DSW a couple years ago for $14!!!. They are knee high black patents with pointy toes, nasty tall heels and curvy zipper up the side! Great concert boots!





LOL Angie, everytime I hear the song "SHOOZE" I think of you!! When I was in Chicago I had to laugh at the Shoe Store named Shooze - LOL

I only own like 5 pairs of shoes. I'm mostly go barefoot around - LOL
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Postby heardonthestreet » Fri Sep 29, 2006 3:37 am

frfksakes wrote:
heardonthestreet wrote:OMG! Mine were yellow patent leather. Damn! I wish I had the equip to trans. pics here. Loved those boots.


I'm sure one of the boys would be glad to help.. :wink:
are they thigh high?


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Knee high and look great with mini's.
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