steveforever wrote:Ms_M wrote:Moon Beam wrote:LarryFromNextDoor wrote:i gota big foot.......
Don't believe ya, prove it!
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Yeah, prove it!!!! come on ladies-get him!!!!![]()
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I"m with u!!!








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MSR wrote:lights1961 wrote:I can buy that!!![]()
Also I loved your boot from the other thread...
Rick
Thanks, RickI'm feelin' the need to go boot shopping now
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lights1961 wrote:oooooh now that would be fun to watch you try em on...
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Rick
Lula wrote:Sense of humor is a must. Intelligence, charm, kind-hearted, and good teeth are important too. Definitely a combo kind of thing. As I've gotten older the criteria has increased
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NJT At Your Cervix wrote:Can't I have it all???
Red13JoePa wrote:A gentleman who can play the guitar.
Moon Beam wrote:NJT At Your Cervix wrote:Can't I have it all???
I felt the very same way when I entered into this topic Nat.But we're married to wonderful men so I guess we have it all already, right?
Mines at work right now instead of here buggin me, could be why I feel this way.
SuiteMadameBlue wrote:NJT At Your Cervix wrote:Can't I have it all???
Yes you can!!![]()
MSR wrote:SuiteMadameBlue wrote:NJT At Your Cervix wrote:Can't I have it all???
Yes you can!!![]()
Oh dear Lord.....I want it all too![]()
SuiteMadameBlue wrote:Yes, you can have it all too!!!
This one helps with housework too, all good, wrapped into the Perfect Man......
350Z wrote:THE PERFECT DAY FOR HER
>
> 8:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses
>
> 8:30 Weigh in 2 pounds lighter than yesterday
>
> 8:45 Breakfast in bed, freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants open
> presents - expensive jewelry chosen by thoughtful partner
>
> 9:15 Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil
>
> 10:00 Light work out at club with sexy funny personal trainer
>
> 10:30 Facial, manicure, shampoo, condition, blow dry
>
> 12:00 Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor cafe
>
> 12:45 Catch sight of partner's ex and notice she has gained 17 pounds
>
> 1:00 Shopping with friends, unlimited credit
>
> 3:00 Nap
>
> 4:00 Three dozen roses delivered by florist, card is from secret
> admirer
>
> 4:15 Light work out at club, followed by massage from s! trong but gentle
> hunk, who says he rarely gets to work on such a perfect body
>
> 5:30 Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe, parade before
> full length mirror
>
> 7:30 Candle lit dinner for two followed by dancing, with compliments
> received from other diners/dancers
>
> 10:00 Hot shower (alone)
>
> 10:50 Carried to bed . . . (freshly ironed, crisp, new, white linen)
>
> Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling
>
> 11:15 Fall asleep in his big strong arms
>
>
>
>
> THE PERFECT DAY FOR HIM
>
> 6:00 Alarm
>
> 6:15 Blow job
>
> 6:30 Massive
>
> satisfying shit while reading the sports section
>
> 7:00 Breakfast: steak and eggs, coffee and toast, all cooked by
> semi-naked, buxom wench who bends over a lot showing her growler
>
> 7:30 Limo arrives
>
> 7:45 Severel ale beers en-route to airport
>
> 9:15 Flight in personal Lear Jet
>
> 9:30 Limo to Mirage Resort Golf Club (blow job en-route)
>
> Play front nine - 2 under
>
> 11:45 Lunch: steak and lobster, 3 beers and a bottle of Dom Perignon
>
> 12:15 Blow job
>
> 12:30 Play back nine - 4 under
>
> 2:15 Limo back to the airport (several bourbons)
>
> 2:30 Fly to --nap enroute
>
> 3:30 Late afternoon fishing excursion with all female crew, all nude who
> also bend over a lot displaying growlers
>
> 4:30 Land world record Marlin (1234lbs) - on light tackle
>
> 5:00 Fly home, massage and hand job by naked Elle McPherson (bending over,naturally).
>
> 6:45 Shit, Shower and Shave
>
> 7:00 Watch news: Jesse Jackson assassinated!
>
> 7:30 Dinner: lobster appetizers, Dom Perignon (1953), big juicy filet
> steak followed by ice-cream served between a pair of big tits
>
> 9:00 Napoleon Brandy and Havana cigar in front of wall-size TV as you watch football game
>
> 9:30 Sex with three women (all with lesbian tendencies...some bending over)
>
> Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a cleansing beer
>
> 11:30 A night cap blow job
>
> 11:45 In bed alone
>
> 11:50 A 22 second fart which changes note 4 times and forces the dog to leave the room
>
> 11:51 Laugh yourself to sleep
>
350Z wrote:THE PERFECT DAY FOR HER
>
> 8:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses
>
> 8:30 Weigh in 2 pounds lighter than yesterday
>
> 8:45 Breakfast in bed, freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants open
> presents - expensive jewelry chosen by thoughtful partner
>
> 9:15 Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil
>
> 10:00 Light work out at club with sexy funny personal trainer
>
> 10:30 Facial, manicure, shampoo, condition, blow dry
>
> 12:00 Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor cafe
>
> 12:45 Catch sight of partner's ex and notice she has gained 17 pounds
>
> 1:00 Shopping with friends, unlimited credit
>
> 3:00 Nap
>
> 4:00 Three dozen roses delivered by florist, card is from secret
> admirer
>
> 4:15 Light work out at club, followed by massage from s! trong but gentle
> hunk, who says he rarely gets to work on such a perfect body
>
> 5:30 Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe, parade before
> full length mirror
>
> 7:30 Candle lit dinner for two followed by dancing, with compliments
> received from other diners/dancers
>
> 10:00 Hot shower (alone)
>
> 10:50 Carried to bed . . . (freshly ironed, crisp, new, white linen)
>
> Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling
>
> 11:15 Fall asleep in his big strong arms
>
350Z wrote:THE PERFECT DAY FOR HER
>
> 8:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses
>
> 8:30 Weigh in 2 pounds lighter than yesterday
>
> 8:45 Breakfast in bed, freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants open
> presents - expensive jewelry chosen by thoughtful partner
>
> 9:15 Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil
>
> 10:00 Light work out at club with sexy funny personal trainer
>
> 10:30 Facial, manicure, shampoo, condition, blow dry
>
> 12:00 Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor cafe
>
> 12:45 Catch sight of partner's ex and notice she has gained 17 pounds
>
> 1:00 Shopping with friends, unlimited credit
>
> 3:00 Nap
>
> 4:00 Three dozen roses delivered by florist, card is from secret
> admirer
>
> 4:15 Light work out at club, followed by massage from s! trong but gentle
> hunk, who says he rarely gets to work on such a perfect body
>
> 5:30 Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe, parade before
> full length mirror
>
> 7:30 Candle lit dinner for two followed by dancing, with compliments
> received from other diners/dancers
>
> 10:00 Hot shower (alone)
>
> 10:50 Carried to bed . . . (freshly ironed, crisp, new, white linen)
>
> Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling
>
> 11:15 Fall asleep in his big strong arms
>
>
>
>
> THE PERFECT DAY FOR HIM
>
> 6:00 Alarm
>
> 6:15 Blow job
>
> 6:30 Massive
>
> satisfying shit while reading the sports section
>
> 7:00 Breakfast: steak and eggs, coffee and toast, all cooked by
> semi-naked, buxom wench who bends over a lot showing her growler
>
> 7:30 Limo arrives
>
> 7:45 Severel ale beers en-route to airport
>
> 9:15 Flight in personal Lear Jet
>
> 9:30 Limo to Mirage Resort Golf Club (blow job en-route)
>
> Play front nine - 2 under
>
> 11:45 Lunch: steak and lobster, 3 beers and a bottle of Dom Perignon
>
> 12:15 Blow job
>
> 12:30 Play back nine - 4 under
>
> 2:15 Limo back to the airport (several bourbons)
>
> 2:30 Fly to --nap enroute
>
> 3:30 Late afternoon fishing excursion with all female crew, all nude who
> also bend over a lot displaying growlers
>
> 4:30 Land world record Marlin (1234lbs) - on light tackle
>
> 5:00 Fly home, massage and hand job by naked Elle McPherson (bending over,naturally).
>
> 6:45 Shit, Shower and Shave
>
> 7:00 Watch news: Jesse Jackson assassinated!
>
> 7:30 Dinner: lobster appetizers, Dom Perignon (1953), big juicy filet
> steak followed by ice-cream served between a pair of big tits
>
> 9:00 Napoleon Brandy and Havana cigar in front of wall-size TV as you watch football game
>
> 9:30 Sex with three women (all with lesbian tendencies...some bending over)
>
> Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a cleansing beer
>
> 11:30 A night cap blow job
>
> 11:45 In bed alone
>
> 11:50 A 22 second fart which changes note 4 times and forces the dog to leave the room
>
> 11:51 Laugh yourself to sleep
This is the hardest I have laughed in a month, thank you so much-did you make this up?! Dios Mios!![]()
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I have the boat part!!NealIsGod wrote:FEMALE PRAYER
Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong One who loves to listen
long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do
more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend.
Amen.
MALE PRAYER
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a
liquor store and a bass boat. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.
Amen
itsjustme wrote:sexy and charming. Great sense of humor is also a must!!! Nothing sexier, for me.
but shouldn't there be one more "big" choice?
JourneyRox wrote:itsjustme wrote:sexy and charming. Great sense of humor is also a must!!! Nothing sexier, for me.
but shouldn't there be one more "big" choice?
U know I HAD to show up in this thread ladies. Holy shit I am the ONLY one who voted for big feet. Because with those big feet comes...ok I'll keep it clean for today.
Yes the dirty girl is back in town. Watch out for more of my dirty posts coming soon
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