OT-What Women Really Want In a Man!

[Granny]

i gota big foot.......

Don't believe ya, prove it!

Yeah, prove it!!!! come on ladies-get him!!!!

I"m with u!!!

[Ms_M]

Granny - I agree with you - a nice butt is a good thing, too!!

[Deb]

Passion!! Nothing is sexier on a man than passion! Great examples......Perry and Soto. I think that is why women dig musicians (especially frontmen) so much. They exude passion for what they do. Even with Neal you can read the passion in his face when playing his guitar. Ok, ok and nice eyes, great butt, full lips and a killer smile go along way too!

[lights1961]

I can buy that!!

Also I loved your boot from the other thread...


Rick

Thanks, Rick I'm feelin' the need to go boot shopping now

oooooh now that would be fun to watch you try em on...

Rick

[Just Mindy]

oooooh now that would be fun to watch you try em on...

Rick

I promise you, it's really not that exciting

[Natalie]

Can't I have it all???

[Lilla_Forever]

Sense of humor is a must. Intelligence, charm, kind-hearted, and good teeth are important too. Definitely a combo kind of thing . As I've gotten older the criteria has increased .

I can relate to that

[Moon Beam]

Can't I have it all???

I felt the very same way when I entered into this topic Nat.But we're married to wonderful men so I guess we have it all already, right?
Mines at work right now instead of here buggin me, could be why I feel this way.

[Red13JoePa]

A gentleman who can play the guitar.

[Just Mindy]

A gentleman who can play the guitar.

that's up there too of course

nothing like a good guitar player, I admire that so much in a man

[NealIsGod]

A gentleman who can play the guitar.

that's up there too of course

nothing like a good guitar player, I admire that so much in a man

[Natalie]

Can't I have it all???

I felt the very same way when I entered into this topic Nat.But we're married to wonderful men so I guess we have it all already, right?
Mines at work right now instead of here buggin me, could be why I feel this way.

(You know why I'm laughing!)

[SuiteMadameBlue]

Can't I have it all???

Yes you can!!

[Just Mindy]

Can't I have it all???

Yes you can!!

Oh dear Lord.....I want it all too

[Natalie]

Can't I have it all???

Yes you can!!

THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'll take it!!!!

[SuiteMadameBlue]

Can't I have it all???

Yes you can!!

Oh dear Lord.....I want it all too

Yes, you can have it all too!!!

This one helps with housework too, all good, wrapped into the Perfect Man......

[Just Mindy]

Yes, you can have it all too!!!

This one helps with housework too, all good, wrapped into the Perfect Man......

He helps with housework?

Can you FedEx him to me, please?

[Deb]

Can't I have it all???

Yes you can!!

Mmmmmmmm.

[SuiteMadameBlue]

I do love the tan lines, oh yes I do and everything, but Johnny here will give you a nice neck and shoulder massage while your posting here on this forum. He also loves to kiss your neck and rub your feet. His fingers does wonders...........

[VH#1]

THE PERFECT DAY FOR HER
>
> 8:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses
>
> 8:30 Weigh in 2 pounds lighter than yesterday
>
> 8:45 Breakfast in bed, freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants open
> presents - expensive jewelry chosen by thoughtful partner
>
> 9:15 Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil
>
> 10:00 Light work out at club with sexy funny personal trainer
>
> 10:30 Facial, manicure, shampoo, condition, blow dry
>
> 12:00 Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor cafe
>
> 12:45 Catch sight of partner's ex and notice she has gained 17 pounds
>
> 1:00 Shopping with friends, unlimited credit
>
> 3:00 Nap
>
> 4:00 Three dozen roses delivered by florist, card is from secret
> admirer
>
> 4:15 Light work out at club, followed by massage from s! trong but gentle
> hunk, who says he rarely gets to work on such a perfect body
>
> 5:30 Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe, parade before
> full length mirror
>
> 7:30 Candle lit dinner for two followed by dancing, with compliments
> received from other diners/dancers
>
> 10:00 Hot shower (alone)
>
> 10:50 Carried to bed . . . (freshly ironed, crisp, new, white linen)
>
> Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling
>
> 11:15 Fall asleep in his big strong arms
>
>
>
>
> THE PERFECT DAY FOR HIM
>
> 6:00 Alarm
>
> 6:15 Blow job
>
> 6:30 Massive
>
> satisfying shit while reading the sports section
>
> 7:00 Breakfast: steak and eggs, coffee and toast, all cooked by
> semi-naked, buxom wench who bends over a lot showing her growler
>
> 7:30 Limo arrives
>
> 7:45 Severel ale beers en-route to airport
>
> 9:15 Flight in personal Lear Jet
>
> 9:30 Limo to Mirage Resort Golf Club (blow job en-route)
>
> Play front nine - 2 under
>
> 11:45 Lunch: steak and lobster, 3 beers and a bottle of Dom Perignon
>
> 12:15 Blow job
>
> 12:30 Play back nine - 4 under
>
> 2:15 Limo back to the airport (several bourbons)
>
> 2:30 Fly to --nap enroute
>
> 3:30 Late afternoon fishing excursion with all female crew, all nude who
> also bend over a lot displaying growlers
>
> 4:30 Land world record Marlin (1234lbs) - on light tackle
>
> 5:00 Fly home, massage and hand job by naked Elle McPherson (bending over,naturally).
>
> 6:45 Shit, Shower and Shave
>
> 7:00 Watch news: Jesse Jackson assassinated!
>
> 7:30 Dinner: lobster appetizers, Dom Perignon (1953), big juicy filet
> steak followed by ice-cream served between a pair of big tits
>
> 9:00 Napoleon Brandy and Havana cigar in front of wall-size TV as you watch football game
>
> 9:30 Sex with three women (all with lesbian tendencies...some bending over)
>
> Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a cleansing beer
>
> 11:30 A night cap blow job
>
> 11:45 In bed alone
>
> 11:50 A 22 second fart which changes note 4 times and forces the dog to leave the room
>
> 11:51 Laugh yourself to sleep
>

[Ms_M]

THE PERFECT DAY FOR HER
>
> 8:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses
>
> 8:30 Weigh in 2 pounds lighter than yesterday
>
> 8:45 Breakfast in bed, freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants open
> presents - expensive jewelry chosen by thoughtful partner
>
> 9:15 Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil
>
> 10:00 Light work out at club with sexy funny personal trainer
>
> 10:30 Facial, manicure, shampoo, condition, blow dry
>
> 12:00 Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor cafe
>
> 12:45 Catch sight of partner's ex and notice she has gained 17 pounds
>
> 1:00 Shopping with friends, unlimited credit
>
> 3:00 Nap
>
> 4:00 Three dozen roses delivered by florist, card is from secret
> admirer
>
> 4:15 Light work out at club, followed by massage from s! trong but gentle
> hunk, who says he rarely gets to work on such a perfect body
>
> 5:30 Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe, parade before
> full length mirror
>
> 7:30 Candle lit dinner for two followed by dancing, with compliments
> received from other diners/dancers
>
> 10:00 Hot shower (alone)
>
> 10:50 Carried to bed . . . (freshly ironed, crisp, new, white linen)
>
> Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling
>
> 11:15 Fall asleep in his big strong arms
>
>
>
>
> THE PERFECT DAY FOR HIM
>
> 6:00 Alarm
>
> 6:15 Blow job
>
> 6:30 Massive
>
> satisfying shit while reading the sports section
>
> 7:00 Breakfast: steak and eggs, coffee and toast, all cooked by
> semi-naked, buxom wench who bends over a lot showing her growler
>
> 7:30 Limo arrives
>
> 7:45 Severel ale beers en-route to airport
>
> 9:15 Flight in personal Lear Jet
>
> 9:30 Limo to Mirage Resort Golf Club (blow job en-route)
>
> Play front nine - 2 under
>
> 11:45 Lunch: steak and lobster, 3 beers and a bottle of Dom Perignon
>
> 12:15 Blow job
>
> 12:30 Play back nine - 4 under
>
> 2:15 Limo back to the airport (several bourbons)
>
> 2:30 Fly to --nap enroute
>
> 3:30 Late afternoon fishing excursion with all female crew, all nude who
> also bend over a lot displaying growlers
>
> 4:30 Land world record Marlin (1234lbs) - on light tackle
>
> 5:00 Fly home, massage and hand job by naked Elle McPherson (bending over,naturally).
>
> 6:45 Shit, Shower and Shave
>
> 7:00 Watch news: Jesse Jackson assassinated!
>
> 7:30 Dinner: lobster appetizers, Dom Perignon (1953), big juicy filet
> steak followed by ice-cream served between a pair of big tits
>
> 9:00 Napoleon Brandy and Havana cigar in front of wall-size TV as you watch football game
>
> 9:30 Sex with three women (all with lesbian tendencies...some bending over)
>
> Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a cleansing beer
>
> 11:30 A night cap blow job
>
> 11:45 In bed alone
>
> 11:50 A 22 second fart which changes note 4 times and forces the dog to leave the room
>
> 11:51 Laugh yourself to sleep
>

[NealIsGod]

FEMALE PRAYER

Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong One who loves to listen
long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do
more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend.

Amen.


MALE PRAYER

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a
liquor store and a bass boat. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.

Amen

[Just Mindy]

THAT was funny, NIGGY

[Ms_M]

Great one - NIG!

[Natalie]

THE PERFECT DAY FOR HER
>
> 8:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses
>
> 8:30 Weigh in 2 pounds lighter than yesterday
>
> 8:45 Breakfast in bed, freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants open
> presents - expensive jewelry chosen by thoughtful partner
>
> 9:15 Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil
>
> 10:00 Light work out at club with sexy funny personal trainer
>
> 10:30 Facial, manicure, shampoo, condition, blow dry
>
> 12:00 Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor cafe
>
> 12:45 Catch sight of partner's ex and notice she has gained 17 pounds
>
> 1:00 Shopping with friends, unlimited credit
>
> 3:00 Nap
>
> 4:00 Three dozen roses delivered by florist, card is from secret
> admirer
>
> 4:15 Light work out at club, followed by massage from s! trong but gentle
> hunk, who says he rarely gets to work on such a perfect body
>
> 5:30 Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe, parade before
> full length mirror
>
> 7:30 Candle lit dinner for two followed by dancing, with compliments
> received from other diners/dancers
>
> 10:00 Hot shower (alone)
>
> 10:50 Carried to bed . . . (freshly ironed, crisp, new, white linen)
>
> Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling
>
> 11:15 Fall asleep in his big strong arms
>

How the hell did you get a hold of my day planner???????

[SteveForever]

THE PERFECT DAY FOR HER
>
> 8:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses
>
> 8:30 Weigh in 2 pounds lighter than yesterday
>
> 8:45 Breakfast in bed, freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants open
> presents - expensive jewelry chosen by thoughtful partner
>
> 9:15 Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil
>
> 10:00 Light work out at club with sexy funny personal trainer
>
> 10:30 Facial, manicure, shampoo, condition, blow dry
>
> 12:00 Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor cafe
>
> 12:45 Catch sight of partner's ex and notice she has gained 17 pounds
>
> 1:00 Shopping with friends, unlimited credit
>
> 3:00 Nap
>
> 4:00 Three dozen roses delivered by florist, card is from secret
> admirer
>
> 4:15 Light work out at club, followed by massage from s! trong but gentle
> hunk, who says he rarely gets to work on such a perfect body
>
> 5:30 Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe, parade before
> full length mirror
>
> 7:30 Candle lit dinner for two followed by dancing, with compliments
> received from other diners/dancers
>
> 10:00 Hot shower (alone)
>
> 10:50 Carried to bed . . . (freshly ironed, crisp, new, white linen)
>
> Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling
>
> 11:15 Fall asleep in his big strong arms
>
>
>
>
> THE PERFECT DAY FOR HIM
>
> 6:00 Alarm
>
> 6:15 Blow job
>
> 6:30 Massive
>
> satisfying shit while reading the sports section
>
> 7:00 Breakfast: steak and eggs, coffee and toast, all cooked by
> semi-naked, buxom wench who bends over a lot showing her growler
>
> 7:30 Limo arrives
>
> 7:45 Severel ale beers en-route to airport
>
> 9:15 Flight in personal Lear Jet
>
> 9:30 Limo to Mirage Resort Golf Club (blow job en-route)
>
> Play front nine - 2 under
>
> 11:45 Lunch: steak and lobster, 3 beers and a bottle of Dom Perignon
>
> 12:15 Blow job
>
> 12:30 Play back nine - 4 under
>
> 2:15 Limo back to the airport (several bourbons)
>
> 2:30 Fly to --nap enroute
>
> 3:30 Late afternoon fishing excursion with all female crew, all nude who
> also bend over a lot displaying growlers
>
> 4:30 Land world record Marlin (1234lbs) - on light tackle
>
> 5:00 Fly home, massage and hand job by naked Elle McPherson (bending over,naturally).
>
> 6:45 Shit, Shower and Shave
>
> 7:00 Watch news: Jesse Jackson assassinated!
>
> 7:30 Dinner: lobster appetizers, Dom Perignon (1953), big juicy filet
> steak followed by ice-cream served between a pair of big tits
>
> 9:00 Napoleon Brandy and Havana cigar in front of wall-size TV as you watch football game
>
> 9:30 Sex with three women (all with lesbian tendencies...some bending over)
>
> Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a cleansing beer
>
> 11:30 A night cap blow job
>
> 11:45 In bed alone
>
> 11:50 A 22 second fart which changes note 4 times and forces the dog to leave the room
>
> 11:51 Laugh yourself to sleep

This is the hardest I have laughed in a month, thank you so much-did you make this up?! Dios Mios! >

[Blueskies]

FEMALE PRAYER

Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong One who loves to listen
long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do
more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend.

Amen.


MALE PRAYER

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a
liquor store and a bass boat. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.

Amen

I have the boat part!!

[Blueskies]

voted sexy and charming!.......sense of humor a MUST!!! Should have been on there!

[ArnelRox]

sexy and charming. Great sense of humor is also a must!!! Nothing sexier, for me.

but shouldn't there be one more "big" choice?

U know I HAD to show up in this thread ladies. Holy shit I am the ONLY one who voted for big feet. Because with those big feet comes...ok I'll keep it clean for today.

Yes the dirty girl is back in town. Watch out for more of my dirty posts coming soon

[treetopovskaya]

sexy and charming. Great sense of humor is also a must!!! Nothing sexier, for me.

but shouldn't there be one more "big" choice?

U know I HAD to show up in this thread ladies. Holy shit I am the ONLY one who voted for big feet. Because with those big feet comes...ok I'll keep it clean for today.

Yes the dirty girl is back in town. Watch out for more of my dirty posts coming soon

i thought that was big nose! };C)

i'll answer all of the above & then some. }:CP

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8QMPrfCWbs



ouch! };C)