My Perry Interview

[Melissa]

The following scenario takes place two days after Deano's interview with Steve Perry, which can be found at:

http://forums.melodicrock.com/phpBB/viewtopic.php?t=21264

Note: Noble Reporter RockinDeano sleeps comfortably in his warm bed. Lulu, the woman of his heart is not sleeping so well, and plants both of her feet on Deano's backside and shoves him out of bed while yelling, "Quit snoring you fucking pig. And answer that damn cell phone while you are up. If I hear that damn "Don't Stop Believin'' ring-tone one more time this morning the phone is getting tied to the track in front of the train."

Deano: hmmm mumble......hmmmm....fuckin'.....retard.......morning

Friga: Hey Deano are you out of your mind stirring the Boss up like that?

Deano: Oh so you made the call, again, eh, Friga?

Friga: Yeah but I am not alone this time - Schon is on the other line?

Neal: What did he say?? Did he ask about me???????

Deano: So you both want to know what else he said?? Tell you what, you get your interviews with McNiece released and I will tell you every word - I have it all on tape

Meanwhile, in the Offices at Fan Asylum:


Lora: do you have any idea what that noise coming from Deano was the other day during the Perry interview

Cyndy: No, but I am still trying to get the smell out of my car.



sorry big guy - for me, resistance was futile.

LMAO!!!! Love it, lol.

Hey, did you see my idea yest. of Journey touring with Whitesnake (with MARCO of course, lol)? Then there could be a little SS reunion set as bonus.

[CatEyes]

glad you enjoyed it - i just now added a little

Cat

[KCfla]

Lovin' it!
Keep it up people- it's my day off, and I need an excuse not to clean house!

[CatEyes]

Hey, did you see my idea yest. of Journey touring with Whitesnake (with MARCO of course, lol)? Then there could be a little SS reunion set as bonus.

That would be cool - however, David Coverdale was not happy when Marco left WhiteSnke to go with SoulSirkus - Coverdale said that Marco was too much of a work-a-holic and did not want to wait to go back out on the road. So David got himself another bass player. However the DVD is from when Marco was still with WS - it is when they played the Hammersmith

However, what if we can get Thin Lizzy to open?? Marco AND John Sykes - never a bad combination.

http://www.johnsykes.com/photos.html and (please return your trays to the upright position and fasten your seatbelt) http://www.marcomendoza.com/photos.htm

Enjoy!!!

Cat

[Melissa]

Hey, did you see my idea yest. of Journey touring with Whitesnake (with MARCO of course, lol)? Then there could be a little SS reunion set as bonus.

That would be cool - however, David Coverdale was not happy when Marco left WhiteSnke to go with SoulSirkus - Coverdale said that Marco was too much of a work-a-holic and did not want to wait to go back out on the road. So David got himself another bass player. However the DVD is from when Marco was still with WS - it is when they played the Hammersmith

However, what if we can get Thin Lizzy to open?? Marco AND John Sykes - never a band combination.

http://www.johnsykes.com/photos.html and (please return your trays to the upright position and fasten your seatbelt) http://www.marcomendoza.com/photos.htm

Enjoy!!!

Cat

Ah! Didn't know that (under a rock the last couple years, long story, lol), thanks for the info! And the pics! Wow!

[brywool]

God, that was a funny read...!

[Lula]

lora & i would like to make a few corrections to this scenario:

1) don't ever refer to me as a secretary
2) lora would never call steve "stevie." ewwww
3) lora would never drive in LA. that's my job.
4) neither one of us have problems with tittie bars or what goes on in them

other than that, not bad.

Very well said!

[chickpea]

I love it!

[Lula]

The following scenario takes place two days after Deano's interview with Steve Perry, which can be found at:

http://forums.melodicrock.com/phpBB/viewtopic.php?t=21264

Note: Noble Reporter RockinDeano sleeps comfortably in his warm bed. Lulu, the woman of his heart is not sleeping so well, and plants both of her feet on Deano's backside and shoves him out of bed while yelling, "Quit snoring you fucking pig. And answer that damn cell phone while you are up. If I hear that damn "Don't Stop Believin'' ring-tone one more time this morning the phone is getting tied to the track in front of the train."

Are you outside the window again? Too funny and..... yikes..... right on!!

[bluejeangirl76]

Yea, that is the point I'm making, YOU always have to get your laughs & fun off hurting others, that's not cool! HOTS hasn't done anything to deserve the abuse here from you or anyone else! And Perry deserves MORE RESPECT from the fans here!!

Lori

Oh good lord. It was funny. Loosen up.
Laughing at that doesn't mean I don't respect him because I do. Very much, in fact.
It's all in fun.

Have you ever actually paid attention to any of Perry's interviews?
That guy is freakin' funny as hell and he could probably edit Deano's interview and make it better.

Something tells me The Man Himself would crack up at the milk can thing.

[CatEyes]

Are you outside the window again?

s.s.s....h.h.h.h.h.hh. hehehehe

Cat

[Deb]

Yea, that is the point I'm making, YOU always have to get your laughs & fun off hurting others, that's not cool! HOTS hasn't done anything to deserve the abuse here from you or anyone else! And Perry deserves MORE RESPECT from the fans here!!

Lori

Oh good lord. It was funny. Loosen up.
Laughing at that doesn't mean I don't respect him because I do. Very much, in fact.
It's all in fun.

Have you ever actually paid attention to any of Perry's interviews?
That guy is freakin' funny as hell and he could probably edit Deano's interview and make it better.

Something tells me The Man Himself would crack up at the milk can thing.

Agreed.

[CatEyes]

Yea, that is the point I'm making, YOU always have to get your laughs & fun off hurting others, that's not cool! HOTS hasn't done anything to deserve the abuse here from you or anyone else! And Perry deserves MORE RESPECT from the fans here!!

Lori

Oh good lord. It was funny. Loosen up.
Laughing at that doesn't mean I don't respect him because I do. Very much, in fact.
It's all in fun.

Have you ever actually paid attention to any of Perry's interviews?
That guy is freakin' funny as hell and he could probably edit Deano's interview and make it better.

Something tells me The Man Himself would crack up at the milk can thing.

Agreed.

i LOVE listening to his interviews, especially when he laughs - and he laughs at himself too. Tho sometimes this **snort** will sneak out hehehehehehe which I take to indicate that either he is really tickled about something or he really kinda Erkle/geeky like some times.

And that is all ok with me.

Cat

[Lula]

Lighten up is right. Any man that can make fun of his profile (and what a profile) has got to have a good sense of humor!

[tammy]

I like the part about watching the freeway go by at 90 mph...hmmm...I know where Twain's and the Kandy Kat club are!

[Melissa]

Yea, that is the point I'm making, YOU always have to get your laughs & fun off hurting others, that's not cool! HOTS hasn't done anything to deserve the abuse here from you or anyone else! And Perry deserves MORE RESPECT from the fans here!!

Lori

Oh good lord. It was funny. Loosen up.
Laughing at that doesn't mean I don't respect him because I do. Very much, in fact.
It's all in fun.

Have you ever actually paid attention to any of Perry's interviews?
That guy is freakin' funny as hell and he could probably edit Deano's interview and make it better.

Something tells me The Man Himself would crack up at the milk can thing.

Agreed.

i LOVE listening to his interviews, especially when he laughs - and he laughs at himself too. Tho sometimes this **snort** will sneak out hehehehehehe which I take to indicate that either he is really tickled about something or he really kinda Erkle/geeky like some times.

And that is all ok with me.

Cat

I don't think he can help that snort, probably related to his nose, lol. Don't kick me for that, I LOVE him too!!! lol