OT: 20 Worst Song Lyrics

by **Enigma869** » Sun Apr 01, 2007 10:21 pm

What exactly was Sade thinking with "Coast to coast, LA to Chicago"???? She must have failed out of Geography class!

John from Boston

http://www.spinner.com/2007/03/27/the-w ... ver-no-20/

by *Laura » Sun Apr 01, 2007 11:05 pm

Enigma869 wrote:What exactly was Sade thinking with "Coast to coast, LA to Chicago"????

I guess it was the only way to get to Key Largo. :lol:

Thanks for the link.Funny stuff.

by **Ms_M** » Mon Apr 02, 2007 12:15 am

I like The Bellamy Brothers "If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?" Not to mention "On your knees, boy" from U2.

The title ALONE on this one is nasty - Slayer's "Necrophiliac". ICK!!! The Wacko Jacko quote from "Bad" is just not right in light of the accusations against him - "Your butt is mine". Double ICK!

Great list - thanks for sharing the link.

by **Moon Beam** » Mon Apr 02, 2007 12:30 am

I have no clue who sang it but the worst lyrics that
come to mind are the ones in that "I'm To Sexy For My Shirt" songs.
Ughhh! :roll:

by **TRAGChick** » Mon Apr 02, 2007 12:43 am

Somebody played a Jukebox after our St. Pat's show...a Kid Rock song came on, with brilliant lyrics like THIS:

"Hell YEAH it stinks in here,
Cuz I'M THE SHIT!!"

....yup...somebody VOLUNTARILY PLAYED IT.... :roll:

by **Moon Beam** » Mon Apr 02, 2007 1:00 am

tragchk wrote:Somebody played a Jukebox after our St. Pat's show...a Kid Rock song came on, with brilliant lyrics like THIS:

"Hell YEAH it stinks in here,
Cuz I'M THE SHIT!!"

....yup...somebody VOLUNTARILY PLAYED IT....

Now that sounds like a number I would love!
:lol:

Picture with Sheryl Crow was the only tune I have
ever been able to tolerate from Mr White Trash.

by *Laura » Mon Apr 02, 2007 2:08 am

tragchk wrote:
"Hell YEAH it stinks in here,
Cuz I'M THE SHIT!!"

Now isn't that sheer poetry?!

Btw,Moonie,it was Right Said Fred with the "I'm too sexy.." song.A band of gay gays :lol:

... Hated 'em.

by **larryfromnextdoor** » Mon Apr 02, 2007 2:21 am

gene simmons :

"im wonna put my log in your fireplace"

"why settle for seconds when you can have the best
so let me be your king bee, I want your hornets nest "

"well goodness sakes, my snakes alive and its ready to bite"

"Iits the law of the jungle, if you got the hungle"

TERRIBLE

by **bluejeangirl76** » Mon Apr 02, 2007 2:29 am

Yeah they got some pretty bad ones in that list.

But they missed my all-time cringer...

Starship's "We Built This City"

"Marconi plays the mamba..."

Dumbasses. A mamba is a snake. A mamBO is a dance.
(Yet for some reason I still like the song)

by **ProgRocker53** » Mon Apr 02, 2007 2:49 am

I was so afraid that "Homemade Love" would've ended up on that list in one way or another.. haha.

by **Moon Beam** » Mon Apr 02, 2007 2:57 am

LarryFromNextDoor wrote:gene simmons :

"im wonna put my log in your fireplace"

"why settle for seconds when you can have the best
so let me be your king bee, I want your hornets nest "

"well goodness sakes, my snakes alive and its ready to bite"

"Iits the law of the jungle, if you got the hungle"

TERRIBLE

Can't believe you don't like those lines Larry.
I would have guesed you'd love em. :lol:

by *Laura » Mon Apr 02, 2007 3:05 am

NealSchonFan53 wrote:I was so afraid that "Homemade Love" would've ended up on that list in one way or another.. haha.

LOL!Thought about that too!
Maybe the one who put together that list is a Journey fan (a female fan,of course!) :lol:

by **Blueskies** » Mon Apr 02, 2007 3:35 am

Moon Beam wrote:
LarryFromNextDoor wrote:gene simmons :

"im wonna put my log in your fireplace"

"why settle for seconds when you can have the best
so let me be your king bee, I want your hornets nest "

"well goodness sakes, my snakes alive and its ready to bite"

"Iits the law of the jungle, if you got the hungle"

TERRIBLE

Can't believe you don't like those lines Larry.
I would have guesed you'd love em.

Quit picking on Larry..the dudes a eunich. Thats why he resents those lyrics. So, he made a mistake. We all do. Dude cant help that one ..he was just following his belief's. Lives in a secret monastic society of eunichs in the Texas desert. :shock:

........sorry, Larry, had to finally let the cat out of the bag 'bout ya! :wink:

by **Wally_Hatchet** » Mon Apr 02, 2007 4:14 am

"I've Got My Mind Set On You" by George Harrison

Awful.

by **Wally_Hatchet** » Mon Apr 02, 2007 4:17 am

These have got to be the worst lyrics of all time:

"Brimfull Of Asha" by Cornerstone

There's dancing behind movie scenes
Behind the movie scenes
Sadi Rani
shes the one that keeps the dream alive
from the morning, past the evening
till the end of the light

Brimful of Asha on the 45
Well, its a brimful of asha on the 45
Brimful of asha on the 45
well, its a brimful of asha on the 45

And dancing behind movie scenes
Behind those movie screens
asha bhosle
Shes the one that keeps the dream alive
From the morning past the evening
till the end of the light

and singing
illuminate the main streets and the cinema aisles
we don't care about no government warning 'bout that
promotion of the simple life and the dams they are building

Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow
everybody needs a bosom
mines on the 45

mohammed Rafi
45
Lata Mangeshkar
45
solid state radio
45
ferguson mono
45
balboo bleak
45
Jacques Dutronc and the Bolan Boogie
the heavy hitters and the chichi music
all in your radio
45
two in ones
45
ovvo records
45
trojan records
45

Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow
everybody needs a bosom
mine's on the 45

7-7,000 piece orchestra set
everybody needs a bosom for a pillow
mines on the RPM

Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow
Everbody needs a bosom
Mine's on the 45

by **cyndy!** » Mon Apr 02, 2007 4:32 am

bluejeangirl76 wrote:Yeah they got some pretty bad ones in that list.

But they missed my all-time cringer...

Starship's "We Built This City"

"Marconi plays the mamba..."

Dumbasses. A mamba is a snake. A mamBO is a dance.
(Yet for some reason I still like the song)

one of the cheesiest songs & videos ever! i'm still obligated to love it because i spent 12 hours lip-syncing, running & climbing for a split second of footage in that video.

by **strangegrey** » Mon Apr 02, 2007 4:34 am

Personally, I cringe whenever I actually read Rush lyrics. Somewhere along the line, some bonehead actually said out loud that Neal Peart was some gifted lyricist...and a pack of lemmings echoed his statements...and before long the whole world is saying it.

But all one has to do to explode such a rediculous notion is to listen to either "The Trees" or "Virtuality" to realize that the guy is simply horrible...

by **SusieP** » Mon Apr 02, 2007 4:42 am

Shania wrote:[
Btw,Moonie,it was Right Said Fred with the "I'm too sexy.." song.A band of gay gays ... Hated 'em.

Yep thats them.
British. :oops:

The song and the band are currently being used in a UK commercial for clothes detergent. :shock:

How the mighty have fallen???? :lol:

by **Blueskies** » Mon Apr 02, 2007 4:48 am

Muskrat Love

by Captain & Tennille

Words and Music: Willis Alan Ramsay

Muskrat, Muskrat, candle light Doing the town
and doing it right in the evening
It's pretty pleasing Muskrat Suzie, Muskrat Sam do the jitterbug
out in Muskrat Land And they shimmy...
Sam is so skinny And they whirl and they twirl and they tango
Singing and jinging a jango
Floating like the heavens above
Looks like Muskrat Love.
Nibbling on bacon, chewing on cheese Sam says to Suzie,
Honey, would you please be my Mrs?
Suzie says yes with her kisses
Now he's tickling her fancy,
rubbing her toes muzzle to muzzle now,
anything goes as they wriggle,
Sue starts to giggle

by **Rick** » Mon Apr 02, 2007 4:51 am

TVL wrote:Muskrat Love

by Captain & Tennille

Words and Music: Willis Alan Ramsay

Muskrat, Muskrat, candle light Doing the town
and doing it right in the evening
It's pretty pleasing Muskrat Suzie, Muskrat Sam do the jitterbug
out in Muskrat Land And they shimmy...
Sam is so skinny And they whirl and they twirl and they tango
Singing and jinging a jango
Floating like the heavens above
Looks like Muskrat Love.
Nibbling on bacon, chewing on cheese Sam says to Suzie,
Honey, would you please be my Mrs?
Suzie says yes with her kisses
Now he's tickling her fancy,
rubbing her toes muzzle to muzzle now,
anything goes as they wriggle,
Sue starts to giggle

BINGO!!!! We have a winner. This is a great thread. Very entertaining.

by **SusieP** » Mon Apr 02, 2007 4:52 am

TVL wrote:Muskrat Love

by Captain & Tennille

Words and Music: Willis Alan Ramsay

Muskrat, Muskrat, candle light Doing the town
and doing it right in the evening
It's pretty pleasing Muskrat Suzie, Muskrat Sam do the jitterbug
out in Muskrat Land And they shimmy...
Sam is so skinny And they whirl and they twirl and they tango
Singing and jinging a jango
Floating like the heavens above
Looks like Muskrat Love.
Nibbling on bacon, chewing on cheese Sam says to Suzie,
Honey, would you please be my Mrs?
Suzie says yes with her kisses
Now he's tickling her fancy,
rubbing her toes muzzle to muzzle now,
anything goes as they wriggle,
Sue starts to giggle

Oh my!
is that for real or have you been composing TVL? :lol:

Was this a hit???? :shock:

by **Blueskies** » Mon Apr 02, 2007 4:54 am

and The Steve Miller Band~ The Joker..."Some people call me Maurice/ Cause I speak of the Pompatus of love. What the heck is pompatus???

by **SusieP** » Mon Apr 02, 2007 4:56 am

TVL wrote:and The Steve Miller Band~ The Joker..."Some people call me Maurice/ Cause I speak of the Pompatus of love. What the heck is pompatus???

http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a4_065.html

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pompatus

by **cyndy!** » Mon Apr 02, 2007 4:59 am

SusieP wrote:
TVL wrote:Muskrat Love

by Captain & Tennille

Oh my!
is that for real or have you been composing TVL?

Was this a hit????

it was on heavy rotation when i was a kid. i'm embarrassed to say that i liked it. maybe i should stop typing now... :oops:

by **Blueskies** » Mon Apr 02, 2007 4:59 am

SusieP wrote:
TVL wrote:Muskrat Love

by Captain & Tennille

Words and Music: Willis Alan Ramsay

Muskrat, Muskrat, candle light Doing the town
and doing it right in the evening
It's pretty pleasing Muskrat Suzie, Muskrat Sam do the jitterbug
out in Muskrat Land And they shimmy...
Sam is so skinny And they whirl and they twirl and they tango
Singing and jinging a jango
Floating like the heavens above
Looks like Muskrat Love.
Nibbling on bacon, chewing on cheese Sam says to Suzie,
Honey, would you please be my Mrs?
Suzie says yes with her kisses
Now he's tickling her fancy,
rubbing her toes muzzle to muzzle now,
anything goes as they wriggle,
Sue starts to giggle

Oh my!
is that for real or have you been composing TVL?

Was this a hit????

Nope, I didnt do it. Cant take the credit..well, in this case the blame....and yes, unfortunitely and amazingly, it was a hit. :shock:

by **Rick** » Mon Apr 02, 2007 4:59 am

SusieP wrote:
TVL wrote:Muskrat Love

by Captain & Tennille

Words and Music: Willis Alan Ramsay

Muskrat, Muskrat, candle light Doing the town
and doing it right in the evening
It's pretty pleasing Muskrat Suzie, Muskrat Sam do the jitterbug
out in Muskrat Land And they shimmy...
Sam is so skinny And they whirl and they twirl and they tango
Singing and jinging a jango
Floating like the heavens above
Looks like Muskrat Love.
Nibbling on bacon, chewing on cheese Sam says to Suzie,
Honey, would you please be my Mrs?
Suzie says yes with her kisses
Now he's tickling her fancy,
rubbing her toes muzzle to muzzle now,
anything goes as they wriggle,
Sue starts to giggle

Oh my!
is that for real or have you been composing TVL?

Was this a hit????

Yeah, sadly it was. It's one of those songs that you can't wait for the popularity to die down so they'll quit playing it every hour on the radio. It sucked then and still sucks now.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPstB-1TXGU

by **SusieP** » Mon Apr 02, 2007 5:01 am

[quote="Shoot 'em ]
Yeah, sadly it was. It's one of those songs that you can't wait for the popularity to die down so they'll quit playing it every hour on the radio. It sucked then and still sucks now. I'll see if I can get a copy for you if you want to hear it.[/quote]

If I hear it will it affect my sanity? :shock:

Therapy is very expensive over here! :lol:

by **Rick** » Mon Apr 02, 2007 5:02 am

SusieP wrote:[quote="Shoot 'em ]
Yeah, sadly it was. It's one of those songs that you can't wait for the popularity to die down so they'll quit playing it every hour on the radio. It sucked then and still sucks now. I'll see if I can get a copy for you if you want to hear it.

If I hear it will it affect my sanity? :shock:

[/quote]

Maybe..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPstB-1TXGU

by **SusieP** » Mon Apr 02, 2007 5:06 am

[quote="Shoot 'em up]
If I hear it will it affect my sanity? :shock:

[/quote]

Maybe..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPstB-1TXGU[/quote]

OMG how did she sing that without cracking up??????

Thanks for the link.
This is a crazy world we live in for sure.

I hope no muskrats were harmed during the recording of their squeaking.

by **SusieP** » Mon Apr 02, 2007 5:09 am

Here's your favourite song moonbeam...... :lol:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipZDG6__Zfc

MR

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