OT-Rip Rokken Get Out of My Head!!

by **Rip Rokken** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 1:06 pm

Perrydise wrote: Are you behavin' Rip?

Please don't beat me!

by **scarygirl** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 1:07 pm

Rip Rokken wrote:
Perrydise wrote: Are you behavin' Rip?

Please don't beat me!

Him behave? I don't think so.

by **Rip Rokken** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 1:08 pm

Deb wrote:A quick fierce one can be good too sometimes.

You might have been one of the ones that thought Don's hair was 100% real:

"Any women (sic) that's ever really been my lover will tell you that my hair is 80% real these days with the exception of a few braids for length. Unless it was a quickie and they didn't notice." ~ Don Dokken

by **Rhiannon** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 1:09 pm

Rip Rokken wrote:
Rhiannon wrote:You were THREATENING ME!!! I'm callin' the po-po. PS... you missed my chocolate truffle comment above, Dorkken.

HAHA! Yeah, she kept saying something about me having a gun in her face, and I was like, "What?!?" Turned out my buddy icon was a picture of me with a Glock pointed at the camera, mega 3D-style!

Comin' 'atcha... MARCH 2008!!! Rated PG-13: for mild lameness. :wink:

by **scarygirl** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 1:10 pm

Rhiannon wrote:
Rip Rokken wrote:
Rhiannon wrote:You were THREATENING ME!!! I'm callin' the po-po. PS... you missed my chocolate truffle comment above, Dorkken.

HAHA! Yeah, she kept saying something about me having a gun in her face, and I was like, "What?!?" Turned out my buddy icon was a picture of me with a Glock pointed at the camera, mega 3D-style!

Comin' 'atcha... MARCH 2008!!! Rated PG-13: for mild lameness.

ROTFL.

by **Rip Rokken** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 1:10 pm

7 Wishes wrote:You could do worse than scarygirl. Intelligent, great taste in music...what more could you ask for?

I'll let Conversationpc answer that!

by **Deb** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 1:12 pm

Rip Rokken wrote:
Deb wrote:A quick fierce one can be good too sometimes.

You might have been one of the ones that thought Don's hair was 100% real:

"Any women (sic) that's ever really been my lover will tell you that my hair is 80% real these days with the exception of a few braids for length. Unless it was a quickie and they didn't notice." ~ Don Dokken

Now that's funny. Where do you get all these quotes of his? :lol:

by **Rip Rokken** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 1:13 pm

Rhiannon wrote:Comin' 'atcha... MARCH 2008!!! Rated PG-13: for mild lameness.

Hey, that picture was cool! Ball cap and shades with a big, fat Glock right in the camera! I remember being really ticked to find that I'd deleted the original, and all I had was that little thumbnail-sized version. I'm surprised you could even tell what it was.

by **scarygirl** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 1:13 pm

Deb wrote:
Rip Rokken wrote:
Deb wrote:A quick fierce one can be good too sometimes.

You might have been one of the ones that thought Don's hair was 100% real:

"Any women (sic) that's ever really been my lover will tell you that my hair is 80% real these days with the exception of a few braids for length. Unless it was a quickie and they didn't notice." ~ Don Dokken

Now that's funny. Where do you get all these quotes of his?

Don't you know? He posseses a PHD in Dokkenology.

by **Rip Rokken** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 1:14 pm

Deb wrote: Now that's funny. Where do you get all these quotes of his?

Interviews.... they are like panning for gold in Ft. Knox! He says the funniest things... Here, I'll find a new one I've never seen before right now for our mutual amusement. These things would be great on fortune cookies!

Searching now...

by **Rhiannon** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 1:15 pm

Rip Rokken wrote:
Rhiannon wrote:Comin' 'atcha... MARCH 2008!!! Rated PG-13: for mild lameness.

Hey, that picture was cool! Ball cap and shades with a big, fat Glock right in the camera! I remember being really ticked to find that I'd deleted the original, and all I had was that little thumbnail-sized version. I'm surprised you could even tell what it was.

Why are you quoting Don Dokken so much?? That's what he tells the ladies, right?

by **Rip Rokken** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 1:17 pm

Rip Rokken wrote:
Deb wrote: Now that's funny. Where do you get all these quotes of his?

Interviews.... they are like panning for gold in Ft. Knox! He says the funniest things... Here, I'll find a new one I've never seen before right now for our mutual amusement. These things would be great on fortune cookies! Searching now...

Oh, TOO FUNNY!!! I've never seen this before... check this exchange!!!

R: It's cool, how Dokken rhymes with rockin'. It's like you were destined to rock. It's also cool that you didn't go and change it to Rokken, like some guys might have, back in the day. You just let it be implied. Cool.

DD: What? Change my name to Rokken Dokken? I don't understand.

R: We'll just move on.

DD: I don't get it [laughs].

by **Rip Rokken** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 1:20 pm

!!!

R: You know what would be really cool? If you got Eddie Van Halen on lead guitar. And then maybe Alex Van Halen on drums and maybe Michael Anthony on bass. Van Dokken. That'd be pretty cool, don't you think?

DD: Actually, I think that'd be great [laughs].

R: And maybe you could get Dave or Sammy to sing.

DD: Mmm-hmm. Yeah--

by **Rip Rokken** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 1:23 pm

R: Okay, one final question. Which of the following euphemisms for 80s metal do you prefer: hair metal, ass metal, mousse metal, butt rock or cock rock?

DD: Cock rock.

HAHAHAHA!!!!

by **Perrydise** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 1:56 pm

Rip Rokken wrote:
Perrydise wrote: Are you behavin' Rip?

Please don't beat me!

Oh you love your spankings :wink:

by **Rip Rokken** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 2:01 pm

Perrydise wrote:Oh you love your spankings

Well, I was always taught to turn the other cheek!

by **Deb** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 2:06 pm

Rip Rokken wrote:
Rip Rokken wrote:
Deb wrote: Now that's funny. Where do you get all these quotes of his?

Interviews.... they are like panning for gold in Ft. Knox! He says the funniest things... Here, I'll find a new one I've never seen before right now for our mutual amusement. These things would be great on fortune cookies! Searching now...

Oh, TOO FUNNY!!! I've never seen this before... check this exchange!!!

R: It's cool, how Dokken rhymes with rockin'. It's like you were destined to rock. It's also cool that you didn't go and change it to Rokken, like some guys might have, back in the day. You just let it be implied. Cool.

DD: What? Change my name to Rokken Dokken? I don't understand.

R: We'll just move on.

DD: I don't get it [laughs].

What's just as funny is, I've been pronouncing his name wrong all along. :lol:

I always thought it was pronounced like token.

by **Rhiannon** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 2:08 pm

Deb wrote: What's just as funny is, I've been pronouncing his name wrong all along. I always thought it was pronounced like token.

by **Rip Rokken** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 2:09 pm

Deb wrote: What's just as funny is, I've been pronouncing his name wrong all along. I always thought it was pronounced like token.

WHAT?!?!?

by **Rip Rokken** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 2:10 pm

Deb, back to school with ya! Here's your first assignment:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PURz9K9tkU

Pop quiz in the morning!

by **Deb** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 2:11 pm

Rip Rokken wrote:
Deb wrote: What's just as funny is, I've been pronouncing his name wrong all along. I always thought it was pronounced like token.

WHAT?!?!?

Seriously. :oops:

Not that I've mentioned Dokken much....... :lol:

by **ProgRocker53** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 3:22 pm

Dokken's becoming more than a band, more than an inside joke, more than music, more than a cult, more than life, more than a religion.

Dokken is the very essence of our being. Let go of your inhibitions, embrace the Dokken....

by **Deb** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 3:23 pm

Rip Rokken wrote:Deb, back to school with ya! Here's your first assignment:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PURz9K9tkU

Pop quiz in the morning!

LOL! Don't laugh, but I actually taped that one and this one http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQb1t_Yw0S8 off our music channel back in the day. I have a great mixed 4 hour melodic/classic rock videos and interviews VHS tape from way back. LMAO, going to have to put that thing on dvd sometime before the tape disintegrates.

by **Saint John** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 3:27 pm

Omg...please help us all. :lol:

It's just getting worse and worse. Fuck it...Andrew, start a Dokken board. It'll get more traffic than fucking Danger Danger does. :lol:

by **ProgRocker53** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 3:30 pm

Saint John wrote:Omg...please help us all. It's just getting worse and worse. Fuck it...Andrew, start a Dokken board. It'll get more traffic than fucking Danger Danger does.

My BEDROOM gets more traffic than Danger Danger does, and that's really really saying something...

by **Rip Rokken** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 3:30 pm

Saint John wrote:Omg...please help us all. It's just getting worse and worse. Fuck it...Andrew, start a Dokken board. It'll get more traffic than fucking Danger Danger does.

It'll get more traffic than Journey at this point...

by **Deb** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 3:31 pm

Saint John wrote:Omg...please help us all. It's just getting worse and worse. Fuck it...Andrew, start a Dokken board. It'll get more traffic than fucking Danger Danger does.

Them's fightin' words! Eric Martin gets a board before Dokken does! :wink:

by **Rip Rokken** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 3:32 pm

ProgRocker53 wrote:My BEDROOM gets more traffic than Danger Danger does, and that's really really saying something...

LOL! Hey, now! Danger Danger RAWKS, dude! You need to get their later albums... the ones w/Paul Laine on vox!

Love that new AV, man! Looks like he just awoke from the grave!

by **weatherman90** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 3:38 pm

This is great stuff...I'm having fun trying to pronounce Don Dokken as "Don Doughken" (like Token)

by **ProgRocker53** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 3:40 pm

Deb wrote:
Saint John wrote:Omg...please help us all. It's just getting worse and worse. Fuck it...Andrew, start a Dokken board. It'll get more traffic than fucking Danger Danger does.

Them's fightin' words! Eric Martin gets a board before Dokken does!

There for a second I thought that said "Eric Martin gets a broad before Dokken does!"

And I thought to myself... no way, no how...

MR

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