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Journey Files Restraining Order Against Fans

Postby WIX » Fri Mar 14, 2008 9:51 am

It was reported that on Wednesday at 10:00 am in Santa Rosa Courts Journey Filed Restraining order Cases against all their Fans.

Apparently first they went to the United Musicians Association and asked the Board of Directors if they could legally FIRE all of their fans after all these years.

The Board of the UMA told them "not in your wildest dreams" although they had the right to fire band members such as lead singers..... just as an example all they wanted. But they had no right to Fire a Fan no matter what the circumstances.

So that is when Band Legal found a Loophole to try a Restraining Order against all the Fans.

Judge Barry Landonhauser heard testimony from all the band members.

One band member claimed that at the Heart Bar prior to The Journey Concert three unknown women approached him in the bar and cornered him. One had bad breath so aweful it made said Band Member throw up in his mouth causing acid burn nearly making it impossible to perform and sing.

Another band member recited a similiar experience where he was relaxing up on the Mezzening when two women and two bay area men approached him. Band Member says they kept staring at his "Privates" causing him to be self concious about himself nearly making it impossible for him to play in front of a crowd without wearing a robe. He stated management had to give him valium and use a prosthetic manhood for the concert. Fortunately it was in Vegas so many were on sale and readily available in all colors but it caused mental duress.

Another band member claimed to have a dark stalker follow him all over the casino's chanting "you shoulda been gone", he claimed it was Steve Perry former frontman. After police checked it out Perry was on vacation in Hawaii so he was cleared. Police have asked the Casino Security for surveilence tape.

All band members claimed that all the fans had pressured and caused them to put out Red 13 against their will causing more mental duress.

Claims go on to Rabid Fans drooling and pulling clothing, asking for pictures more than once, asking for autographs year after year.

Lastely the band stated they have put in a Legal Letter to Wayne Newton the man, the legend to actually trade his fans for theirs.

Wayne was reached by phone but refused to comment. He did say "any clue where your fans they buy their panties?" but his agent took away the phone and said Wayne would review the request with utmost impotance.

Judge Barry Landonhauser cried after hearing testimony, he said all his life he had dreamed of groupies, autographs and fame but ended up as a judge.

He told the band to rethink their decision and get back to him in 72 hours.
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Postby ProgRocker53 » Fri Mar 14, 2008 9:55 am

Don't give Neal any ideas man! :lol:
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Re: Journey Files Restraining Order Against Fans

Postby Deb » Fri Mar 14, 2008 9:56 am

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Postby Uno_up » Fri Mar 14, 2008 10:06 am

nevermind.
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Postby The Sushi Hunter » Fri Mar 14, 2008 10:26 am

If this is true, I doubt it, but if it is, Journey would have had to provide some sort of evidence to support the need for such an order. We don't know what's going on from their point of view. They got wackos and scrubs such as "Susie" here and then a ton of bullshit could be coming down the pipes from the Philippines which would put a Nigerian money scam to shame. Or they are just bracing for the anticipation of the trip to the Philippines. Either way, this is band drama I wasn't expecting to see.
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Postby Deb » Fri Mar 14, 2008 10:29 am

The Sushi Hunter wrote:If this is true, I doubt it, but if it is, Journey would have had to provide some sort of evidence to support the need for such an order. We don't know what's going on from their point of view. They got wackos and scrubs such as "Susie" here and then a ton of bullshit could be coming down the pipes from the Philippines which would put a Nigerian money scam to shame. Or they are just bracing for the anticipation of the trip to the Philippines. Either way, this is band drama I wasn't expecting to see.


Sushi meet Wix..........Wix meet Sushi! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Lady Luck » Fri Mar 14, 2008 10:33 am

I thought it was for real until I started reading. LOL! :lol: :oops:
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Postby Melissa » Fri Mar 14, 2008 10:36 am

Deb wrote:
The Sushi Hunter wrote:If this is true, I doubt it, but if it is, Journey would have had to provide some sort of evidence to support the need for such an order. We don't know what's going on from their point of view. They got wackos and scrubs such as "Susie" here and then a ton of bullshit could be coming down the pipes from the Philippines which would put a Nigerian money scam to shame. Or they are just bracing for the anticipation of the trip to the Philippines. Either way, this is band drama I wasn't expecting to see.


Sushi meet Wix..........Wix meet Sushi! :lol: :lol: :lol:


:lol:
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Postby The Sushi Hunter » Fri Mar 14, 2008 10:39 am

Lady Luck wrote:I thought it was for real until I started reading. LOL! :lol: :oops:


Same here :oops: until after I posted my response and then went back to read the entire thing. First few sentences was all I got and then posted. Going back and getting to the part about the bad breath and then two nut jobs browsing his crotch, I got it now. And yeah, :lol: funny write up.
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Postby 7 Wishes » Fri Mar 14, 2008 11:03 am

You're one crazy SOB, dude. :D
But around town, it was well known...when they got home at night
Their fat and psychopathic wives
Would thrash them within inches of their lives!
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Postby texafana » Fri Mar 14, 2008 11:22 am

lame :roll:
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Postby 7 Wishes » Fri Mar 14, 2008 11:23 am

You're the only one who thinks so. This is creative genius. Take a pill.
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Postby WIX » Fri Mar 14, 2008 11:25 am

texafana wrote:lame :roll:


what??????????????

after I spent 15 minutes of my own time typing this shit up?

I did go limp for that period, but not lame.

I once took up two parking spots and somebody left me a note on my windshield, it said " GO BACK TO TEXAS" :o
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Postby WIX » Fri Mar 14, 2008 11:26 am

texafana wrote:lame :roll:


WHAT??????????

are you a school teacher? bwhahahahahaahahahahah
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Postby Ratgirl » Fri Mar 14, 2008 11:30 am

texafana wrote:lame :roll:


aww.. lighten up..

I thought it was pretty funny Wix. :lol:
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Postby WIX » Fri Mar 14, 2008 11:35 am

Ratgirl wrote:
texafana wrote:lame :roll:


aww.. lighten up..

I thought it was pretty funny Wix. :lol:


oh it's okay

take me or leave me

as long as I have a porcelain god to answer too I am complete

ACTUALLY, THIS IS LAME, I HAD A COUPLE TYPO'S I JUST SAW........................DAMNIT
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Re: Journey Files Restraining Order Against Fans

Postby 7 Wishes » Fri Mar 14, 2008 11:40 am

WIX wrote:
All band members claimed that all the fans had pressured and caused them to put out Red 13 against their will causing more mental duress.



This is one of the greatest lines in the history of this forum.

I'm still considering legal action against Neal and Jon for "Butterfly". Alienation of affection, embezzlement...
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Postby squirt1 » Fri Mar 14, 2008 12:34 pm

WIX- Is your mind only deluded in winter,spring,summer , fall or all the seasons ? Was it the time change. Is it all year ? Buena Suerte !!
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Postby DrFU » Fri Mar 14, 2008 12:41 pm

7 Wishes wrote:You're the only one who thinks so. This is creative genius. Take a pill.


Long ago and far away on another forum, one of the first posts I read was from Amanda, and it said, "What happened around here, did Wix pee in the water?" (it was a bad day in Journeyland)

Then...I thought, "WTF." Now...I look forward to these bizarre-ass posts. Creative genius indeed. 8)


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Postby WIX » Fri Mar 14, 2008 1:18 pm

DrFU wrote:
7 Wishes wrote:You're the only one who thinks so. This is creative genius. Take a pill.


Long ago and far away on another forum, one of the first posts I read was from Amanda, and it said, "What happened around here, did Wix pee in the water?" (it was a bad day in Journeyland)

Then...I thought, "WTF." Now...I look forward to these bizarre-ass posts. Creative genius indeed. 8)


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hey, we even spent time together last weekend, I am for real not a pigment.

squirt1..........................so you were the first in a family of 5? it is all year around, some months are deep dark depression, where others are high delusional posts. the thought pops and the typing begins.

tried taking the pills again, but to no avail.

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Postby Just Sara » Fri Mar 14, 2008 3:20 pm

Once again I'd like to state that Wix is my hero!!!!! :D
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Postby Maui Tom » Fri Mar 14, 2008 3:36 pm

This isn't even his "A" stuff...... :D
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Postby The Fly » Fri Mar 14, 2008 3:38 pm

Deb wrote:
The Sushi Hunter wrote:If this is true, I doubt it, but if it is, Journey would have had to provide some sort of evidence to support the need for such an order. We don't know what's going on from their point of view. They got wackos and scrubs such as "Susie" here and then a ton of bullshit could be coming down the pipes from the Philippines which would put a Nigerian money scam to shame. Or they are just bracing for the anticipation of the trip to the Philippines. Either way, this is band drama I wasn't expecting to see.


Sushi meet Wix..........Wix meet Sushi! :lol: :lol: :lol:


You can never take anything Wix says seriously... :lol:
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Postby stevew2 » Fri Mar 14, 2008 4:07 pm

I went limp when i found out this was a joke, just like Friga he is always limp
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Postby fredinator » Fri Mar 14, 2008 7:38 pm

People were staring at his "Privates" as in Army? I laughed my butt off over this, the robe, the prosthetic and the Privates. Thank you , WIX. :)
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Postby CatEyes » Fri Mar 14, 2008 11:38 pm

Who said "lame"???

Actually, it is "tame" for Wixxie!!!

Well-done Mr. Wix.

As usual, you are spot on!!!

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Postby brywool » Sat Mar 15, 2008 12:20 am

Hey be careful! I always fall for these posts!
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Postby Rhiannon » Sat Mar 15, 2008 12:23 am

WIX wrote:god created apples to bob from toilets, toilet paper was created to dry the apples................not wipe your ass


Words of wisdom from our resident dalai lama. :lol:
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Postby mistiejourney » Sat Mar 15, 2008 2:17 am

brywool wrote:Hey be careful! I always fall for these posts!


Hook, line and sinker for me, every time I see the headline! :D
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