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Postby Enigma869 » Thu Aug 14, 2008 1:06 pm

Maybe Drew can weigh in here and tell us what the hell a "tart" is. I suspect that it's not too flattering :shock:

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Postby Clasicrockldy » Thu Aug 14, 2008 2:30 pm

I think the spouse/boyfriend was cheating on her with another woman, she called her a "Tart", which is better sounding on ebay, than calling her a fucking filthy whore! Now you know ebay wouldn't allow "filthy fucking whore" on their site! :lol:
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Postby Arianddu » Thu Aug 14, 2008 3:08 pm

It's an old fashioned 'naughty' euphamism for a promiscuous woman. As used by little old ladies; "no better than she ought to be" when Nanna is sober and talking to the vicar's wife, "the bloody tart" when Nanna's had a few Christmas sherries and is bitching with 'Auntie' Jenny in the kitchen. Also used by mothers when their fifteen year old daughters are going out for the night - "You are NOT wearing that, you look like a cheap tart!" Hence the adjective, 'tarty', which this - http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/1 ... 68x734.jpg - is a good example :roll:
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Postby The Sushi Hunter » Thu Aug 14, 2008 4:24 pm

Yeah, In England they call a ho or slut a tart. In American they call a tart a ho or slut. I guess Australian's use the word "tart" in the same sense.
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Postby jourmapac » Thu Aug 14, 2008 4:29 pm

wth BID US $152.50 ???
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Postby The Sushi Hunter » Thu Aug 14, 2008 5:12 pm

jourmapac wrote:wth BID US $152.50 ???


Do they also come with a tart already inside of them like the one Arianddu linked in the post?? I'd consider bidding on that deal.
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Postby Andrew » Thu Aug 14, 2008 10:35 pm

The Sushi Hunter wrote:Yeah, In England they call a ho or slut a tart. In American they call a tart a ho or slut. I guess Australian's use the word "tart" in the same sense.


Indeed. That is a tart. Not good!
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Postby jourmapac » Fri Aug 15, 2008 2:08 am

i don't like those tarts, i like the popping ones ... lol

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Re: OT: Australian eBay Auction...Crazy Shit!

Postby RedWingFan » Fri Aug 15, 2008 5:17 am

Enigma869 wrote:Maybe Drew can weigh in here and tell us what the hell a "tart" is. I suspect that it's not too flattering :shock:

http://cgi.ebay.com/EMPTY-CONDOM-PACKET ... dZViewItem


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Did you notice the description of the underwear? "SIZE HUMONGOUS" :lol:
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Re: OT: Australian eBay Auction...Crazy Shit!

Postby The Sushi Hunter » Fri Aug 15, 2008 6:16 am

RedWingFan wrote:
Enigma869 wrote:Maybe Drew can weigh in here and tell us what the hell a "tart" is. I suspect that it's not too flattering :shock:

http://cgi.ebay.com/EMPTY-CONDOM-PACKET ... dZViewItem


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Did you notice the description of the underwear? "SIZE HUMONGOUS" :lol:


Yeah I did notice the size mentioned. But I took that like when my wife sees something like a tiny little spider in the house, her imagination runs amuck and all of a sudden it turns into this giant huge monster spider that she has to neutralize at any expense.
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Re: OT: Australian eBay Auction...Crazy Shit!

Postby Enigma869 » Fri Aug 15, 2008 6:19 am

RedWingFan wrote:Did you notice the description of the underwear? "SIZE HUMONGOUS" :lol:


How about the size of the condom package :shock: :shock: :shock: More importantly, some jackass has bid over $11,000 :shock:


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Re: OT: Australian eBay Auction...Crazy Shit!

Postby The Sushi Hunter » Fri Aug 15, 2008 6:45 am

Enigma869 wrote:
RedWingFan wrote:Did you notice the description of the underwear? "SIZE HUMONGOUS" :lol:


How about the size of the condom package :shock: :shock: :shock: More importantly, some jackass has bid over $11,000 :shock:


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It's over 20K U.S. now.
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Re: OT: Australian eBay Auction...Crazy Shit!

Postby Arianddu » Fri Aug 15, 2008 3:54 pm

The Sushi Hunter wrote:
Enigma869 wrote:
RedWingFan wrote:Did you notice the description of the underwear? "SIZE HUMONGOUS" :lol:


How about the size of the condom package :shock: :shock: :shock: More importantly, some jackass has bid over $11,000 :shock:


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It's over 20K U.S. now.


It'd be highly ironic if she gos through with her threat to e-bay his bike, and it goes for something like $10 while the knickers go for $20+k
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