RossValoryRocks wrote:Gunbot wrote:
That's why I said nuke the whole flaming lot and be done with it. That shit ain't going to end in our lifetime.
It's been going on 2000 years...we aren't going to stop it.
I could solve the entire Palestinian, Israeli, Gaza Strip and all that stupid shit in about 18 hours, with ZERO bombs. My plan:
Head over to Thousand Oaks, to the Amgen factory, and take all their Vicodin, Percocet, Darvocet, Percadin, and Morphine tablet they possess.
I would then hire Julio from the Barrio, I mean the local Home Depot, and rent a Ryder "Tablet Truck" for that poor fucker to drive to the Los Angeles International Airport. Once there, I would summon a Department of Defense plane, drive that truck onto said plane, and fly that motherfucker over to the Mideast. Once there, I would instruct the hopefully sober pilots(yeah right), to canvass the area with pill drops. That's right, drop those pills all over the Goddamned place, and try to target playgrounds and children soccer fields with the darvacets as they are a bit weaker. Once the plane drops the 2mmillion tablets, I would have my boy Barack get on the tube, and tell these towel headed camel jockey's to start "poppin and boppin'." That's right, after about 3 hours, you would have Anderson Cooper, in his CN red windbreaker on the ground, along with that homosexual Geraldo Rivera and that sexy assed Suzanne Malveaux from MSNBC. They would be reporting that some filthy shit stained Palestinian playing darts at the local Israeli corner bar called Jesus' Place, with a bunch of Jerusalem Museum workers, high fiving, and head butting and shotgunning Molsons. Pure unadultered bliss I tell ya. You might have some out of work Christ impersonator banging a couple Palestinian peasants down on the Gaza Banks with a campfire going and some Kraft Marshmellow's roasting instead of the everyday rice.
It would definitely work, and then all you here could buy Amgen stock, and those fuckers could increase production 4,500%, so we could drop Pills on Iraq, Iran, and N Korea, and then, drop those bad boys here in the States too! We would have RWF playing grab ass with 7 wishes and Tito out waxing his shitty heap.
You who have taken these know that my plan is pure genius.
Time of Plan:
Trip to Amgen= 1 hour
Hire Julio= 57 seconds
time for Julio to drive to LAX= 1 hour
time to load plane= 13 mins
flight time to Hell, I mean the Mideast= 15 hours and 46 mins, and 3 seconds