Israel

[Rockindeano]

That's why I said nuke the whole flaming lot and be done with it. That shit ain't going to end in our lifetime.

It's been going on 2000 years...we aren't going to stop it.

I could solve the entire Palestinian, Israeli, Gaza Strip and all that stupid shit in about 18 hours, with ZERO bombs. My plan:

Head over to Thousand Oaks, to the Amgen factory, and take all their Vicodin, Percocet, Darvocet, Percadin, and Morphine tablet they possess.

I would then hire Julio from the Barrio, I mean the local Home Depot, and rent a Ryder "Tablet Truck" for that poor fucker to drive to the Los Angeles International Airport. Once there, I would summon a Department of Defense plane, drive that truck onto said plane, and fly that motherfucker over to the Mideast. Once there, I would instruct the hopefully sober pilots(yeah right), to canvass the area with pill drops. That's right, drop those pills all over the Goddamned place, and try to target playgrounds and children soccer fields with the darvacets as they are a bit weaker. Once the plane drops the 2mmillion tablets, I would have my boy Barack get on the tube, and tell these towel headed camel jockey's to start "poppin and boppin'." That's right, after about 3 hours, you would have Anderson Cooper, in his CN red windbreaker on the ground, along with that homosexual Geraldo Rivera and that sexy assed Suzanne Malveaux from MSNBC. They would be reporting that some filthy shit stained Palestinian playing darts at the local Israeli corner bar called Jesus' Place, with a bunch of Jerusalem Museum workers, high fiving, and head butting and shotgunning Molsons. Pure unadultered bliss I tell ya. You might have some out of work Christ impersonator banging a couple Palestinian peasants down on the Gaza Banks with a campfire going and some Kraft Marshmellow's roasting instead of the everyday rice.

It would definitely work, and then all you here could buy Amgen stock, and those fuckers could increase production 4,500%, so we could drop Pills on Iraq, Iran, and N Korea, and then, drop those bad boys here in the States too! We would have RWF playing grab ass with 7 wishes and Tito out waxing his shitty heap.

You who have taken these know that my plan is pure genius.

Time of Plan:

Trip to Amgen= 1 hour
Hire Julio= 57 seconds
time for Julio to drive to LAX= 1 hour
time to load plane= 13 mins
flight time to Hell, I mean the Mideast= 15 hours and 46 mins, and 3 seconds

[Andrew]

Good greif!

[Don]

In all honesty, I foresee Israel disappearing in the next 100 years or less. They are surrounded by 24 Arabic countries and just like all the British Colonies that used to dot the globe due to military supremacy, they will eventually crumble. Even their nuclear deterrent will be in vain when you are dealing with people that see life as a just a way station to an even greater existence. I'm not saying it would be right if this happens, I'm just saying what I think will happen. How big is Israel? I think it's with in reason to believe one suitcase bomb with a nuclear warhead in it would be enough to destroy half their government infrastructure. I really think they're on borrowed time.

But Deano, I like the Amgen scenario. People actually live and go to school there on the property. It's a pretty big setup. I just don't care for all the mutated monkey picks they have in half the buildings. It gives the place an X-Files type vibe.

[Onestepper]

In all honesty, I foresee Israel disappearing in the next 100 years or less. They are surrounded by 24 Arabic countries and just like all the British Colonies that used to dot the globe due to military supremacy, they will eventually crumble. Even their nuclear deterrent will be in vain when you are dealing with people that see life as a just a way station to an even greater existence. I'm not saying it would be right if this happens, I'm just saying what I think will happen. How big is Israel? I think it's with in reason to believe one suitcase bomb with a nuclear warhead in it would be enough to destroy half their government infrastructure. I really think they're on borrowed time.

Most of your posts on this topic have been informative. This one...uhhh, not sure what happened there. Even if it did happen as you stated, the resolve of that country and their citizenship would rebuild whatever was destroyed twice over, and I guarantee you they wouldn't be as nice the next time around.

[ebake02]

Didn't think this would explode into what it has now.

[Don]

In all honesty, I foresee Israel disappearing in the next 100 years or less. They are surrounded by 24 Arabic countries and just like all the British Colonies that used to dot the globe due to military supremacy, they will eventually crumble. Even their nuclear deterrent will be in vain when you are dealing with people that see life as a just a way station to an even greater existence. I'm not saying it would be right if this happens, I'm just saying what I think will happen. How big is Israel? I think it's with in reason to believe one suitcase bomb with a nuclear warhead in it would be enough to destroy half their government infrastructure. I really think they're on borrowed time.

Most of your posts on this topic have been informative. This one...uhhh, not sure what happened there. Even if it did happen as you stated, the resolve of that country and their citizenship would rebuild whatever was destroyed twice over, and I guarantee you they wouldn't be as nice the next time around.

I'm not saying they wouldn't. I'm just presenting my darkest outlook on the subject. When you look at past history where a minority has the upper hand, eventually the majority finds a way to break the grip . i was using the Colonies of the British Empire as an example of how a technologically superior minority can be overcome in time, even if it just means withdrawing. I can only present a black cloud scenario because I just can't fathom how this thing could ever have a happy ending. How long can this uneasy existence between everyone last?

[Onestepper]

In all honesty, I foresee Israel disappearing in the next 100 years or less. They are surrounded by 24 Arabic countries and just like all the British Colonies that used to dot the globe due to military supremacy, they will eventually crumble. Even their nuclear deterrent will be in vain when you are dealing with people that see life as a just a way station to an even greater existence. I'm not saying it would be right if this happens, I'm just saying what I think will happen. How big is Israel? I think it's with in reason to believe one suitcase bomb with a nuclear warhead in it would be enough to destroy half their government infrastructure. I really think they're on borrowed time.

Most of your posts on this topic have been informative. This one...uhhh, not sure what happened there. Even if it did happen as you stated, the resolve of that country and their citizenship would rebuild whatever was destroyed twice over, and I guarantee you they wouldn't be as nice the next time around.

I'm not saying they wouldn't. I'm just presenting my darkest outlook on the subject. When you look at past history where a minority has the upper hand, eventually the majority finds a way to break the grip . i was using the Colonies of the British Empire as an example of how a technologically superior minority can be overcome in time, even if it just means withdrawing. I can only present a black cloud scenario because I just can't fathom how this thing could ever have a happy ending.

I guess my point was that it wouldn't necessarily have an ending. While I agree that smaller factions will and have had the ability to pose substantial threats to Israel. I don't think it would ever result in them just disappearing as you stated. I actually think it would (and history has shown as well) only make them more resolved and stronger. God forbid it happen to begin with.

[Arianddu]

Make every 10th capsule viagra instead of cyanide, and you could be on a winner. Really spread the love!

[Arkansas]

Israel will probably be here, in some fashion or another, long after everyone else is gone...speaking somewhat Biblically, of course.

Jesus, King of the Jews. As long as he lives, so will Israel. And this is precisely why we must not only tolerate, but respect, their rights to statehood. This doesn't mean we must condone all their actions, as there are extremists in all governments and societies, however, I wholeheartedly believe we must condemn all actions against them.

If I'm ever forced into a foxhole with anyone in a do or die situation, I'd take an Israeli over anyone.


later~

[stevew2]

Thay are all retarded over there,it is really fucked up that we fill are cars up from gas that we get from them inbred bastards.

[Eric]

Israel has a right to defend herself...HOWEVER.....Dean-O has a good idear with the pill dropping I must say!

[mikemarrs]

That's why I said nuke the whole flaming lot and be done with it. That shit ain't going to end in our lifetime.

It's been going on 2000 years...we aren't going to stop it.

I could solve the entire Palestinian, Israeli, Gaza Strip and all that stupid shit in about 18 hours, with ZERO bombs. My plan:

Head over to Thousand Oaks, to the Amgen factory, and take all their Vicodin, Percocet, Darvocet, Percadin, and Morphine tablet they possess.

I would then hire Julio from the Barrio, I mean the local Home Depot, and rent a Ryder "Tablet Truck" for that poor fucker to drive to the Los Angeles International Airport. Once there, I would summon a Department of Defense plane, drive that truck onto said plane, and fly that motherfucker over to the Mideast. Once there, I would instruct the hopefully sober pilots(yeah right), to canvass the area with pill drops. That's right, drop those pills all over the Goddamned place, and try to target playgrounds and children soccer fields with the darvacets as they are a bit weaker. Once the plane drops the 2mmillion tablets, I would have my boy Barack get on the tube, and tell these towel headed camel jockey's to start "poppin and boppin'." That's right, after about 3 hours, you would have Anderson Cooper, in his CN red windbreaker on the ground, along with that homosexual Geraldo Rivera and that sexy assed Suzanne Malveaux from MSNBC. They would be reporting that some filthy shit stained Palestinian playing darts at the local Israeli corner bar called Jesus' Place, with a bunch of Jerusalem Museum workers, high fiving, and head butting and shotgunning Molsons. Pure unadultered bliss I tell ya. You might have some out of work Christ impersonator banging a couple Palestinian peasants down on the Gaza Banks with a campfire going and some Kraft Marshmellow's roasting instead of the everyday rice.

It would definitely work, and then all you here could buy Amgen stock, and those fuckers could increase production 4,500%, so we could drop Pills on Iraq, Iran, and N Korea, and then, drop those bad boys here in the States too! We would have RWF playing grab ass with 7 wishes and Tito out waxing his shitty heap.

You who have taken these know that my plan is pure genius.

Time of Plan:

Trip to Amgen= 1 hour
Hire Julio= 57 seconds
time for Julio to drive to LAX= 1 hour
time to load plane= 13 mins
flight time to Hell, I mean the Mideast= 15 hours and 46 mins, and 3 seconds

those fuckers will be dancin' in the streets and telling each other i love you as soon as the buzz kicked in.it will be written history.after all the various plans over the years to gain peace all it seemed that had to happen were to distribute a planeload of painkillers over the region.the fallout will be when those fuckers run out so better have refills in place.....

[Esc]

i say let them fuckers kill themselves.
america has to stop fucking with other countries problems and freakin solve your own.

[Saint John]

Israel needs to hammer them harder when they are attacked. I think they've finally figured that out. This latest response was pretty intense.

[StyxCollector]

Could you imagine, say, NYC getting pelted by rockets from somewhere in CT? NY would go kick CT's ass. Israelis live under that threat every day.

I think it's pretty much been proven diplomacy doesn't work when it comes to Israel and any of the Arab states. The reality is that most of that part of the world would love to wipe Israel - and all Jews for that matter - off the face of the map. That area of the world will always have some sort of conflict as long as there are Jews and Arabs in proximity. (Other folks hate Jews, too, but that part of the world is especially volatile.)

And no offense Arkansas, Jesus isn't King of the Jews. Jesus doesn't factor into Judaism at all.

[texafana]

Israel just wants to exist. But they have to constantly defend themselves against these bomb-lobbing, rock throwing cocksuckers. They're going to unleash one these days and it's going to be ugly. I'm not a huge fan of Israel by any means, but they just want to be left alone.

Very well said.

[texafana]

Israel just wants to exist. But they have to constantly defend themselves against these bomb-lobbing, rock throwing cocksuckers. They're going to unleash one these days and it's going to be ugly. I'm not a huge fan of Israel by any means, but they just want to be left alone.

Very well said.

[journeypower]

Anybody else here think Israel is going a little overboard?

not just think, but I strongly know that Israel hasn't gone overboard! eversince HAMAS took over the GAZA strip from the PA under Abbas, they had caused nothing but trouble for the poor palestinians who are caught in between. though I can say that it is all the fault of some palestinians who harbour or support HAMAS.

actually, there was already an impending threat that Israel would retaliate to them, but not at this magnitude. honestly speaking, HAMAS has miscalculated Israel's patience and the belief that the U.N. would save their asses once Israel would retaliate. this has been a game of cat and mouse for the longest time. I guess that the mouse's time of playing around had run out.

this is probably the reason that the threat in the north (Hezbollah) is keeping quiet and not letting themselves get involved in this mayhem. for sure that Israel is not fooling around this time.

[Granny]

Anybody else here think Israel is going a little overboard?

not just think, but I strongly know that Israel hasn't gone overboard! eversince HAMAS took over the GAZA strip from the PA under Abbas, they had caused nothing but trouble for the poor palestinians who are caught in between. though I can say that it is all the fault of some palestinians who harbour or support HAMAS.

actually, there was already an impending threat that Israel would retaliate to them, but not at this magnitude. honestly speaking, HAMAS has miscalculated Israel's patience and the belief that the U.N. would save their asses once Israel would retaliate. this has been a game of cat and mouse for the longest time. I guess that the mouse's time of playing around had run out.

this is probably the reason that the threat in the north (Hezbollah) is keeping quiet and not letting themselves get involved in this mayhem. for sure that Israel is not fooling around this time.

one can only hope that Israel has finally gotten the message that it is time to show the Arabs ( Hamas)that they mean business and will not take their bomb-lobbing any longer..It is time to get tougher and get rid of Hamas. Israel will never be destroyed becasue the rest of the world will also not let that happen...One day, and I hope not in my life-time, there will be a great war again in the middle East...Israel will the one left standing..None of us know all the facts or just how strong Isael really is.

[Granny]

hope this works

[artist4perry]

Make every 10th capsule viagra instead of cyanide, and you could be on a winner. Really spread the love!

Or increase the death toll. These people have been waring for centuries.