by 7 Wishes » Fri Mar 27, 2009 10:06 am
"Dickless" is sending in your own troops to be massacred at the hands of non-terrorists in a pre-emptive strike against a powerless country, while you yourself didn't even have the balls to show up for your Alabama National Guard duty (AWOL).
Before you snipe me with a "Bush only" accusation, let me list, among many, many GOP warmongers, those who chickened out of service...
Rush Limbaugh – sought deferment (because of a cyst on his tail end).
Trent Lott, the former Republican leader in the U.S. Senate: avoided the draft, did not serve.
Saxby Chambliss: did not serve. "Bad knee." He defeated tripelegic Democratic war hero Max Cleland (who lost three limbs in Vietnnam) by questioning his patriotism!
John Ashcroft: did not serve. Seven deferments, to teach business.
Former Majority Leader Dick Armey – avoided the draft, did not serve.
Former Majority Leader Tom Delay – avoided the draft, did not serve.
Kenneth Starr : sought deferment (for psoriasis).
Bill Bennett : sought graduate school deferment.
Pat Robertson – his US Senator father got him out of Korea as soon as the shooting began.
I've got plenty more.
Look, TNC's response was brilliantly funny. IT'S NOT MEANT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY. Other than one brush-up with my boy Stu way back when, I have thoroughly enjoyed the lampooning I have received here. In fact, I'm usually the first to point out my own flaws. So take some Ativan and relax, Barb.
But around town, it was well known...when they got home at night
Their fat and psychopathic wives
Would thrash them within inches of their lives!