President Barack Obama - Term 1 and 2 Thread

[wednesday's child]

Barb,

Thank you for confirming what, up until now, I only feared to be the case.
Your political depths run as shallow as your “anything with a dick” checkbox approach to getting your crotch piledrived.
However, I must admit, the novelty carnival sign in front of your bed which reads, “you must be THIS hung to ride my saggy embittered ass” is pretty nifty.
Whenever did Spencers start selling those?
Speaking of which, would you mind telling me what exactly is Conservative about treating your velvety custard hole like some suped up Jack Lalanne juice machine?

Thanks

Congratulations, you've just made asshole of the month with that.

-wech

[7 Wishes]

"Dickless" is sending in your own troops to be massacred at the hands of non-terrorists in a pre-emptive strike against a powerless country, while you yourself didn't even have the balls to show up for your Alabama National Guard duty (AWOL).

Before you snipe me with a "Bush only" accusation, let me list, among many, many GOP warmongers, those who chickened out of service...

Rush Limbaugh – sought deferment (because of a cyst on his tail end).
Trent Lott, the former Republican leader in the U.S. Senate: avoided the draft, did not serve.
Saxby Chambliss: did not serve. "Bad knee." He defeated tripelegic Democratic war hero Max Cleland (who lost three limbs in Vietnnam) by questioning his patriotism!
John Ashcroft: did not serve. Seven deferments, to teach business.
Former Majority Leader Dick Armey – avoided the draft, did not serve.
Former Majority Leader Tom Delay – avoided the draft, did not serve.
Kenneth Starr : sought deferment (for psoriasis).
Bill Bennett : sought graduate school deferment.
Pat Robertson – his US Senator father got him out of Korea as soon as the shooting began.

I've got plenty more.

Look, TNC's response was brilliantly funny. IT'S NOT MEANT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY. Other than one brush-up with my boy Stu way back when, I have thoroughly enjoyed the lampooning I have received here. In fact, I'm usually the first to point out my own flaws. So take some Ativan and relax, Barb.

[Barb]

"Dickless" is sending in your own troops to be massacred at the hands of non-terrorists in a pre-emptive strike against a powerless country, while you yourself didn't even have the balls to show up for your Alabama National Guard duty (AWOL).

Before you snipe me with a "Bush only" accusation, let me list, among many, many GOP warmongers, those who chickened out of service...

Rush Limbaugh – sought deferment (because of a cyst on his tail end).
Trent Lott, the former Republican leader in the U.S. Senate: avoided the draft, did not serve.
Saxby Chambliss: did not serve. "Bad knee." He defeated tripelegic Democratic war hero Max Cleland (who lost three limbs in Vietnnam) by questioning his patriotism!
John Ashcroft: did not serve. Seven deferments, to teach business.
Former Majority Leader Dick Armey – avoided the draft, did not serve.
Former Majority Leader Tom Delay – avoided the draft, did not serve.
Kenneth Starr : sought deferment (for psoriasis).
Bill Bennett : sought graduate school deferment.
Pat Robertson – his US Senator father got him out of Korea as soon as the shooting began.

I've got plenty more.

Look, TNC's response was brilliantly funny. IT'S NOT MEANT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY. Other than one brush-up with my boy Stu way back when, I have thoroughly enjoyed the lampooning I have received here. In fact, I'm usually the first to point out my own flaws. So take some Ativan and relax, Barb.

I'm relaxed. I just think when TNC throws these vulgar little temper tantrums of his, someone needs to remind him that he has no dick... I'm more than happy to do it.

[7 Wishes]

If someone from your side had written that, 75% of this board would be issuing congratulatory Skull-and-Bones pats on the back, replete with a shot of bourbon. Chill.

[Deacon]

If someone from your side had written that, 75% of this board would be issuing congratulatory Skull-and-Bones pats on the back, replete with a shot of bourbon. Chill.

Umm, no.

No one from my side would even try such audacious things. Ad hominem attacks are stupid, senseless, and even worse, unfunny. No spin needed.

[7 Wishes]

Right. None of that has ever been issued from you straight-lacers.

[Deacon]

Not from me, at least.

I can't speak for my other friends whenever they're debating someone.

[Barb]

7, if you can find a post here from a conservative male attacking a liberal female in the same way that TNC did, I will go away and never look back - I promise. One of the things I love about conservative men is that they have manners. TNC is a pig. Period.

[Deacon]

TNC is a pig. Period.

Exactly.

It is the indoctrination of this forum board from people like Deano and TNC that makes me worry.

[wednesday's child]

TNC is a pig. Period.

Exactly.

It is the indoctrination of this forum board from people like Deano and TNC that makes me worry.

You just had to drag Dean into this, right?
It sounds pretty fucking condescending to assume that forum members can be "indoctrinated" just like that,
so maybe you want to try saying your piece differently?

BTW, I don't have a dog in this liberal-conservative spitswap.
I just found TNC's comment unacceptable.

[Deacon]

You just had to drag Dean into this, right?
It sounds pretty fucking condescending to assume that forum members can be "indoctrinated" just like that,
so maybe you want to try saying your piece differently?

I don't care what is sounds/looks like. It's true.

If someone such as 7 can defend the actions of TNC (which is nearly identical to Deano's), which are wholly despicable, then that someone is indoctrinated to their beliefs to some manner.

Edit: I'm not speaking from a conservative/liberal dogfight stance.

[Andrew]

I can't believe YOU of ALL PEOPLE have the balls to say this to ANYONE else.

Barb,

Thank you for confirming what, up until now, I only feared to be the case.
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Thanks

Didn't you get the hint after I deleted this once already?

[wednesday's child]

You just had to drag Dean into this, right?
It sounds pretty fucking condescending to assume that forum members can be "indoctrinated" just like that,
so maybe you want to try saying your piece differently?

I don't care what is sounds/looks like. It's true.

If someone such as 7 can defend the actions of TNC (which is nearly identical to Deano's), which are wholly despicable, then that someone is indoctrinated to their beliefs to some manner.

Edit: I'm not speaking from a conservative/liberal dogfight stance.

Then cite just 7W for having been brainwashed.
Don't generalize the whole board as having been indoctrinated,
because THAT isn't true, no matter how you try to spin
and despool it.

wech

[Deacon]

Pardon me for generalizing, but, it was not my intention to generalize the entirety of the forum board even though it may have seemed like it.

I apologize.

[Rick]

Pardon me for generalizing, but, it was not my intention to generalize the entirety of the forum board even though it may have seemed like it.

I apologize.

Everybody hates that.

[Deacon]

Pardon me for generalizing, but, it was not my intention to generalize the entirety of the forum board even though it may have seemed like it.

I apologize.

Everybody hates that.

How dare you!

[7 Wishes]

If someone such as 7 can defend the actions of TNC (which is nearly identical to Deano's), which are wholly despicable, then that someone is indoctrinated to their beliefs to some manner.
Edit: I'm not speaking from a conservative/liberal dogfight stance.
Then cite just 7W for having been brainwashed.

Interesting. Since in the past week alone it's been suggested (more than once) I insert various forms of marital aids into one or more of my bodily orifices, consequent to having merely expressed an opinion, I find this particular generalization of the "liberals" on this board more than objectionable. Let's not pretend your side isn't guilty of lobbing a condescending verbal grenade into our bunkers, either.

[Deacon]

If someone such as 7 can defend the actions of TNC (which is nearly identical to Deano's), which are wholly despicable, then that someone is indoctrinated to their beliefs to some manner.
Edit: I'm not speaking from a conservative/liberal dogfight stance.
Then cite just 7W for having been brainwashed.

Interesting. Since in the past week alone it's been suggested (more than once) I insert various forms of marital aids into one or more of my bodily orifices, consequent to having merely expressed an opinion, I find this particular generalization of the "liberals" on this board more than objectionable. Let's not pretend your side isn't guilty of lobbing a condescending verbal grenade into our bunkers, either.

Oh, pardon me for not excusing a wrong because another of the same type was used against you.

[7 Wishes]

Oh, pardon me for not excusing a wrong because another of the same type was used against you.

The difference is that multiple members stood together to affirm their supposed guiltlessness. I don't recall a parade of parroting dittoheads demanding an apology from those who transgressed against me. In fact, as I recall (with some amusement, as I just don't take myself seriously enough to be offended here anymore), a lot of you thought those tasteless, banal limericks were quite entertaining!

[Deacon]

Oh, pardon me for not excusing a wrong because another of the same type was used against you.

The difference is that multiple members stood together to affirm their supposed guiltlessness. I don't recall a parade of parroting dittoheads demanding an apology from those who transgressed against me. In fact, as I recall (with some amusement, as I just don't take myself seriously enough to be offended here anymore), a lot of you thought those tasteless, banal limericks were quite entertaining!

Aren't generalizations bad?

Those aren't *my* people nor have I any idea what you're discussing.

[7 Wishes]

Exactly where did I lump you together with the other shit-bomb throwers here? That you repeatedly attempt to divert the issue, or simply provide a vacuous, irrelevant reply, also fascinates me. It seems in keeping with the captious comments that are so often ignored, given they typically emerge from the pedantic majority.

[Deacon]

Exactly where did I lump you together with the other shit-bomb throwers here? That you repeatedly attempt to divert the issue, or simply provide a vacuous, irrelevant reply, also fascinates me. It seems in keeping with the captious comments that are so often ignored, given they typically emerge from the pedantic majority.

The fact that you responded to my quoted remark with the ranting of shit-bomb throwers sorta gives the impression that you're talking about me. Whudathunkit? Thus far, I've tried not to give the "vacuous, irrelevant" replies that you so speak of but please, do elaborate.

[7 Wishes]

Just elaborate on the issue, then...why did no-one come rushing to my defense when some people took it too far a few posts back? It really didn't bother me...I'm immune.

[Deacon]

Just elaborate on the issue, then...why did no-one come rushing to my defense when some people took it too far a few posts back? It really didn't bother me...I'm immune.

Because those that disliked your defense did not partake in the same things that you were defending, at least from what I've seen.

[Barb]

Just elaborate on the issue, then...why did no-one come rushing to my defense when some people took it too far a few posts back? It really didn't bother me...I'm immune.

It's sexism!

[7 Wishes]

Then...I suppose the multiple remarks about me were, what...homosexist? Did I just insinuate Frank was gay? I doubt it, but you never know these days. Us liberals are taking the country by storm, and we won't stop until we've eliminated capitalism and deism.

[Barb]

Then...I suppose the multiple remarks about me were, what...homosexist? Did I just insinuate Frank was gay? I doubt it, but you never know these days. Us liberals are taking the country by storm, and we won't stop until we've eliminated capitalism and deism.

I meant maybe no one came to your defense because you're a dude.

[7 Wishes]

Welll, that actually makes sense. Honestly, I wouldn't come to my defense if I was me.

[7 Wishes]

I meant maybe no one came to your defense because you're a dude.

Those unfortunate few women who have seen me stark naked would question this, Barb.

[Barb]

I meant maybe no one came to your defense because you're a dude.

Those unfortunate few women who have seen me stark naked would question this, Barb.

I LOL'd.

EDIT: I LOL'd at that comment, not at you naked.