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Postby DrFU » Mon May 04, 2009 5:17 am

(Crazy)Dulce Lady wrote:yup, school district canceled marching band parade performance and the band concert. sheesh... :roll:


Trying to avoid a hamdemic in your little town ... :wink:

Sorry, chica ... I know you'd been working hard on both.
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Postby Ehwmatt » Mon May 04, 2009 5:20 am

Knock on fuckin wood, but I never get the flu. I'm not sure I've ever even had the real flu - I've had the "stomach flu" (which, as I understand, is not influenza at all...) a few times, but I seem to always skate by with no flu. I know I haven't had real flu in the last 10 years, otherwise I'd remember...

I get my fair share of colds/strep/sinus infections, but never flu. Maybe I'm immune? Never gotten a flu shot either... And I've definitely been around people that have been sick with it during the highly contagious period. Maybe I'm just lucky.
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Postby stevew2 » Mon May 04, 2009 5:27 am

If you say Flu one more fuckin time, you are going to give the Flu
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Postby Ehwmatt » Mon May 04, 2009 5:30 am

stevew2 wrote:If you say Flu one more fuckin time, you are going to give the Flu


Flu
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Postby stevew2 » Mon May 04, 2009 5:54 am

Ehwmatt wrote:
stevew2 wrote:If you say Flu one more fuckin time, you are going to give the Flu


Flu
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Postby Don » Mon May 04, 2009 5:58 am

stevew2 wrote:
Ehwmatt wrote:
stevew2 wrote:If you say Flu one more fuckin time, you are going to give the Flu


Flu
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Those are some ugly bitches.
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Postby stevew2 » Mon May 04, 2009 6:03 am

Gunbot wrote:
stevew2 wrote:
Ehwmatt wrote:
stevew2 wrote:If you say Flu one more fuckin time, you are going to give the Flu


Flu
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Those are some ugly bitches.
I bet you woke up with one of them awhile back
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Postby Don » Mon May 04, 2009 6:16 am

stevew2 wrote:
Gunbot wrote:
stevew2 wrote:
Ehwmatt wrote:
stevew2 wrote:If you say Flu one more fuckin time, you are going to give the Flu


Flu
I have shown a pic of my hunting dogs
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Those are some ugly bitches.
I bet you woke up with one of them awhile back


Fugly women have never been on my menu. I'm not a subscriber to the myth that fucking ugly girls can be fun.
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Postby stevew2 » Mon May 04, 2009 6:41 am

Gunbot wrote:
stevew2 wrote:
Gunbot wrote:
stevew2 wrote:
Ehwmatt wrote:
stevew2 wrote:If you say Flu one more fuckin time, you are going to give the Flu


Flu
I have shown a pic of my hunting dogs
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Those are some ugly bitches.
I bet you woke up with one of them awhile back


Fugly women have never been on my menu. I'm not a subscriber to the myth that fucking ugly girls can be fun.
Just ones that make you ding dong looks like it got mowed over with a LawnBoy
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Postby (Crazy)Dulce Lady » Mon May 04, 2009 12:03 pm

DrFU wrote:
(Crazy)Dulce Lady wrote:yup, school district canceled marching band parade performance and the band concert. sheesh... :roll:


Trying to avoid a hamdemic in your little town ... :wink:

Sorry, chica ... I know you'd been working hard on both.


sigh....

and those extra days into June will seriously screw up my date with minnie and mickey in Orlando.

gr.
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Postby DrFU » Mon May 04, 2009 12:06 pm

(Crazy)Dulce Lady wrote:
DrFU wrote:
(Crazy)Dulce Lady wrote:yup, school district canceled marching band parade performance and the band concert. sheesh... :roll:


Trying to avoid a hamdemic in your little town ... :wink:

Sorry, chica ... I know you'd been working hard on both.


sigh....

and those extra days into June will seriously screw up my date with minnie and mickey in Orlando.

gr.


Maybe TEA will pull their heads outta their butts this time and make a better decision on make-up days...
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Postby StevePerryHair » Tue May 05, 2009 2:02 am

(Crazy)Dulce Lady wrote:
DrFU wrote:
(Crazy)Dulce Lady wrote:yup, school district canceled marching band parade performance and the band concert. sheesh... :roll:


Trying to avoid a hamdemic in your little town ... :wink:

Sorry, chica ... I know you'd been working hard on both.


sigh....

and those extra days into June will seriously screw up my date with minnie and mickey in Orlando.

gr.


:(
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Postby Panther » Tue May 05, 2009 6:53 am

(Crazy)Dulce Lady wrote:
DrFU wrote:
(Crazy)Dulce Lady wrote:yup, school district canceled marching band parade performance and the band concert. sheesh... :roll:


Trying to avoid a hamdemic in your little town ... :wink:

Sorry, chica ... I know you'd been working hard on both.


sigh....

and those extra days into June will seriously screw up my date with minnie and mickey in Orlando.

gr.


You mean they shut down the other maroon? I don't think there was one single band in the parade this year. I'm sure your kids were as ticked as ours. I know they shut down the city schools today until the 18th :roll: We're waiting for our Super to get back with ROTC from FLA to see what we're doing.

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Postby Rick » Tue May 05, 2009 6:58 am

My daughter is seriously pissed. She texted me and said "They have shut down 168 schools in Tarrant County, but mine is still open." :lol: She is really lucky if you ask me. If they close her school, it will only shorten her summer break.
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Postby artist4perry » Tue May 05, 2009 7:19 am

No cases so far in the Ark and saw. :D Here is a pic for ya Steveo!

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Postby StevePerryHair » Tue May 05, 2009 7:34 am

Rick wrote:My daughter is seriously pissed. She texted me and said "They have shut down 168 schools in Tarrant County, but mine is still open." :lol: She is really lucky if you ask me. If they close her school, it will only shorten her summer break.


Yeah, school is almost over anyway! I HOPE that doesn't happen to my kids! Summer is short enough these days!! I am tired of knee jerk reactions :x
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Postby Rhiannon » Tue May 05, 2009 7:46 am

Rick wrote:My daughter is seriously pissed. She texted me and said "They have shut down 168 schools in Tarrant County, but mine is still open." :lol: She is really lucky if you ask me. If they close her school, it will only shorten her summer break.


I was on the phone with a client based out of Dallas this morning and he couldn't even go to pay his cell phone bill! Before they'll let him in to drop off his payment, he was supposed to jump through all sorts of hoops and clearances. Out-flipping-rageous.
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Postby Arianddu » Wed May 06, 2009 3:32 am

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Postby la michelona » Wed May 06, 2009 3:36 am

DrFU wrote:
(Crazy)Dulce Lady wrote:
DrFU wrote:
(Crazy)Dulce Lady wrote:yup, school district canceled marching band parade performance and the band concert. sheesh... :roll:


Trying to avoid a hamdemic in your little town ... :wink:

Sorry, chica ... I know you'd been working hard on both.


sigh....

and those extra days into June will seriously screw up my date with minnie and mickey in Orlando.

gr.


Maybe TEA will pull their heads outta their butts this time and make a better decision on make-up days...


and maybe my ass is gonna sprout wings and fly :lol: :wink:
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Postby DrFU » Wed May 06, 2009 5:45 am

la michelona wrote:
DrFU wrote:
(Crazy)Dulce Lady wrote:
DrFU wrote:
(Crazy)Dulce Lady wrote:yup, school district canceled marching band parade performance and the band concert. sheesh... :roll:


Trying to avoid a hamdemic in your little town ... :wink:

Sorry, chica ... I know you'd been working hard on both.


sigh....

and those extra days into June will seriously screw up my date with minnie and mickey in Orlando.

gr.


Maybe TEA will pull their heads outta their butts this time and make a better decision on make-up days...


and maybe my ass is gonna sprout wings and fly :lol: :wink:


Pegasass? :)
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Postby la michelona » Wed May 06, 2009 6:17 am

DrFU wrote:
la michelona wrote:
DrFU wrote:
(Crazy)Dulce Lady wrote:
DrFU wrote:
(Crazy)Dulce Lady wrote:yup, school district canceled marching band parade performance and the band concert. sheesh... :roll:


Trying to avoid a hamdemic in your little town ... :wink:

Sorry, chica ... I know you'd been working hard on both.


sigh....

and those extra days into June will seriously screw up my date with minnie and mickey in Orlando.

gr.


Maybe TEA will pull their heads outta their butts this time and make a better decision on make-up days...


and maybe my ass is gonna sprout wings and fly :lol: :wink:


Pegasass? :)


:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby artist4perry » Wed May 06, 2009 7:29 am

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Re: Swine Flue Bullshit

Postby PDiddy75 » Thu May 07, 2009 12:01 pm

stevew2 wrote:That had 8 suspected cases in md and none confirmed. they closed down 6 schools for two weeks. This shit is retarded.I just bought pork baby back ribs @ $1.99 per pound. How can people be so fuckin retarded? Im eating pork like a mother fucker


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Re: Swine Flue Bullshit

Postby stevew2 » Thu May 07, 2009 2:55 pm

PDiddy75 wrote:
stevew2 wrote:That had 8 suspected cases in md and none confirmed. they closed down 6 schools for two weeks. This shit is retarded.I just bought pork baby back ribs @ $1.99 per pound. How can people be so fuckin retarded? Im eating pork like a mother fucker


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Re: Swine Flue Bullshit

Postby cheekymonkey » Thu May 07, 2009 3:27 pm

stevew2 wrote:That had 8 suspected cases in md and none confirmed. they closed down 6 schools for two weeks. This shit is retarded.I just bought pork baby back ribs @ $1.99 per pound. How can people be so fuckin retarded? Im eating pork like a mother fucker


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Re: Swine Flue Bullshit

Postby stevew2 » Thu May 07, 2009 3:35 pm

cheekymonkey wrote:
stevew2 wrote:That had 8 suspected cases in md and none confirmed. they closed down 6 schools for two weeks. This shit is retarded.I just bought pork baby back ribs @ $1.99 per pound. How can people be so fuckin retarded? Im eating pork like a mother fucker


God bless, you never let me down when it comes to giving me my laugh of the day!!!
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Thanks, i had pork chops last night,it set me back 75 cents,bring on the swine flue
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Postby Sarah » Fri May 08, 2009 8:46 am

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