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Postby Rhiannon » Sat Jun 20, 2009 11:56 am

Ann Coulter
Nancy Pelosi
Bad drivers
Animal abusers
Child abusers
Guys who beat their women
People who refuse productivity
Tyra Banks
Rush Limbaugh
Jack Black
Joaquin Phoenix
Billy Mays
Drunk drivers
Any cast member of an MTV show
John Mayer
Jesse Jackson
Frumpy girls in 'Team Edward' or 'Team Jacob' shirts with muffin tops
Anybody with a muffin top.
People who are disrespectful to their parents and elders
Panhandlers
Jeff Gordon
Kyle Busch
George Lopez
Jim Belushi
Julia Louis Dreyfus
Rosie O'Donnell
Katie Holmes
People who smell like cheese
People wearing pants that cuff above the ankle and don't realize unless they're capris, they're tacky
The guy driving the ice cream truck

...and sometimes myself, too.

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Postby Duncan » Sat Jun 20, 2009 12:00 pm

Rhiannon wrote:Ann Coulter
Nancy Pelosi
Bad drivers
Animal abusers
Child abusers
Guys who beat their women
People who refuse productivity
Tyra Banks
Rush Limbaugh
Jack Black
Joaquin Phoenix
Billy Mays
Drunk drivers
Any cast member of an MTV show
John Mayer
Jesse Jackson
Frumpy girls in 'Team Edward' or 'Team Jacob' shirts with muffin tops
Anybody with a muffin top.
People who are disrespectful to their parents and elders
Panhandlers
Jeff Gordon
Kyle Busch
George Lopez
Jim Belushi
Julia Louis Dreyfus
Rosie O'Donnell
Katie Holmes
People who smell like cheese
People wearing pants that cuff above the ankle and don't realize unless they're capris, they're tacky
The guy driving the ice cream truck

...and sometimes myself, too.

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Just seeking some clarification. Never heard of most people on your list, but what did Jack Black and John Mayer do wrong?

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Postby artist4perry » Sat Jun 20, 2009 12:04 pm

Rhiannon wrote:Ann Coulter
Nancy Pelosi
Bad drivers
Animal abusers
Child abusers
Guys who beat their women
People who refuse productivity
Tyra Banks
Rush Limbaugh
Jack Black
Joaquin Phoenix
Billy Mays
Drunk drivers
Any cast member of an MTV show
John Mayer
Jesse Jackson
Frumpy girls in 'Team Edward' or 'Team Jacob' shirts with muffin tops
Anybody with a muffin top.
People who are disrespectful to their parents and elders
Panhandlers
Jeff Gordon
Kyle Busch
George Lopez
Jim Belushi
Julia Louis Dreyfus
Rosie O'Donnell
Katie Holmes
People who smell like cheese
People wearing pants that cuff above the ankle and don't realize unless they're capris, they're tacky
The guy driving the ice cream truck

...and sometimes myself, too.

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Pardon my age but what is a muffin top? :?
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Postby Rhiannon » Sat Jun 20, 2009 12:09 pm

Jack Black is just not funny to me, his act was cute for five minutes about 6 years ago.

John Mayer is still a musician I like, but his famewhoring is obnoxious.

A muffintop is when girls wear low cut jeans that don't fit and they overflow out of the top, like a muffin.

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Postby artist4perry » Sat Jun 20, 2009 12:13 pm

Rhiannon wrote:Jack Black is just not funny to me, his act was cute for five minutes about 6 years ago.

John Mayer is still a musician I like, but his famewhoring is obnoxious.

A muffintop is when girls wear low cut jeans that don't fit and they overflow out of the top, like a muffin.

:-P


Yes, I am with you! GEEZ what a VISUAL! :shock:


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Like this? Ew! :shock: :shock: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Rhiannon » Sat Jun 20, 2009 12:15 pm

LMAO! Yep Ging, that's it!! :lol:
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Postby Duncan » Sat Jun 20, 2009 12:17 pm

Rhiannon wrote:Jack Black is just not funny to me, his act was cute for five minutes about 6 years ago.

John Mayer is still a musician I like, but his famewhoring is obnoxious.

A muffintop is when girls wear low cut jeans that don't fit and they overflow out of the top, like a muffin.

:-P


Fair shout. Don't hear about Mayer's fame whoring over here. I guess that is an Aniston thing? I like his music. Neon especially. Funny thing is hardly anyone in the uk has ever heard of him
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Postby bluejeangirl76 » Sat Jun 20, 2009 12:17 pm

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Do people not own mirrors?


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Postby JasonD » Sat Jun 20, 2009 12:18 pm

A muffintop is when girls wear low cut jeans that don't fit and they overflow out of the top, like a muffin.

:-P


Now see, I always thought a muffin top was when a girl wears her bra too tight & her boobs pop out of the top like a busted can of bisquits...... but I'm just saying.

Whadda I know 'bout women? :?

Maybe I sure do a little research on this question. :lol: :P :lol: :P :lol:
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Postby artist4perry » Sat Jun 20, 2009 12:19 pm

Rhiannon wrote:LMAO! Yep Ging, that's it!! :lol:


I hate the Thong above the jean thing.......on chubby girls especially....................Blech!
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Postby bluejeangirl76 » Sat Jun 20, 2009 12:22 pm

JasonD wrote:
A muffintop is when girls wear low cut jeans that don't fit and they overflow out of the top, like a muffin.

:-P


Now see, I always thought a muffin top was when a girl wears her bra too tight & her boobs pop out of the top like a busted can of bisquits...... but I'm just saying.


That is also correct Jason. That is called "muffintopping out yo bra!"
And those women are on my bitchslap list too. Seriously, get a bra that fits!
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Postby artist4perry » Sat Jun 20, 2009 12:24 pm

bluejeangirl76 wrote:
JasonD wrote:
A muffintop is when girls wear low cut jeans that don't fit and they overflow out of the top, like a muffin.

:-P


Now see, I always thought a muffin top was when a girl wears her bra too tight & her boobs pop out of the top like a busted can of bisquits...... but I'm just saying.


That is also correct Jason. That is called "muffintopping out yo bra!"
And those women are on my bitchslap list too. Seriously, get a bra that fits!



If they make bras that fit! It is hard finding a decent bra.................either they are too tight around or they don't have a big enough cup...............do you guys have this problem? :shock: :shock: :wink: :lol: :lol: :twisted: :P
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Postby stevew2 » Sat Jun 20, 2009 12:26 pm

do some sit ups or cover that dough up
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Postby Rhiannon » Sat Jun 20, 2009 12:33 pm

artist4perry wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:
JasonD wrote:
A muffintop is when girls wear low cut jeans that don't fit and they overflow out of the top, like a muffin.

:-P


Now see, I always thought a muffin top was when a girl wears her bra too tight & her boobs pop out of the top like a busted can of bisquits...... but I'm just saying.


That is also correct Jason. That is called "muffintopping out yo bra!"
And those women are on my bitchslap list too. Seriously, get a bra that fits!



If they make bras that fit! It is hard finding a decent bra.................either they are too tight around or they don't have a big enough cup...............do you guys have this problem? :shock: :shock: :wink: :lol: :lol: :twisted: :P


It is hard to find a good bra! Muffining out of the double slingshot isn't as gross as the pants, and many lingerie models sport a slight fullness to the cup, like you get when you breathe in deep and the lip of the balcony part on the cup presses inward.

The icky spillage is fixed by just measuring! Rib cage + 5 inches, bust size... the number difference is the cup. Simples!
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Postby JasonD » Sat Jun 20, 2009 12:48 pm


If they make bras that fit! It is hard finding a decent bra.................either they are too tight around or they don't have a big enough cup...............do you guys have this problem? :shock: :shock: :wink: :lol: :lol: :twisted: :P


Well, um, at times we do.

Let's just say I didn't get hired as an exotic dancer because of my good typing skills. :lol: :wink: :lol: :wink: :lol:

The Good Lord Blessed Me, Ginger. :shock:
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Postby artist4perry » Sat Jun 20, 2009 12:52 pm

Rhiannon wrote:
artist4perry wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:
JasonD wrote:
A muffintop is when girls wear low cut jeans that don't fit and they overflow out of the top, like a muffin.

:-P


Now see, I always thought a muffin top was when a girl wears her bra too tight & her boobs pop out of the top like a busted can of bisquits...... but I'm just saying.


That is also correct Jason. That is called "muffintopping out yo bra!"
And those women are on my bitchslap list too. Seriously, get a bra that fits!



If they make bras that fit! It is hard finding a decent bra.................either they are too tight around or they don't have a big enough cup...............do you guys have this problem? :shock: :shock: :wink: :lol: :lol: :twisted: :P


It is hard to find a good bra! Muffining out of the double slingshot isn't as gross as the pants, and many lingerie models sport a slight fullness to the cup, like you get when you breathe in deep and the lip of the balcony part on the cup presses inward.

The icky spillage is fixed by just measuring! Rib cage + 5 inches, bust size... the number difference is the cup. Simples!



I see what your saying about spilling out the top, and I agree. I won't wear a bra that tight! But I am a DD cup and it is hard to get a waist size that is right. I have to really shop.........
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Postby artist4perry » Sat Jun 20, 2009 12:56 pm

JasonD wrote:

If they make bras that fit! It is hard finding a decent bra.................either they are too tight around or they don't have a big enough cup...............do you guys have this problem? :shock: :shock: :wink: :lol: :lol: :twisted: :P


Well, um, at times we do.

Let's just say I didn't get hired as an exotic dancer because of my good typing skills. :lol: :wink: :lol: :wink: :lol:

The Good Lord Blessed Me, Ginger. :shock:


Are you a Double D too? LOL! :lol: :lol:
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Postby Duncan » Sat Jun 20, 2009 1:01 pm

[q you get when you breathe in deep and the lip of the balcony part on the cup presses inward.

i've got the horn.

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Postby JasonD » Sat Jun 20, 2009 1:03 pm

artist4perry wrote:
JasonD wrote:

If they make bras that fit! It is hard finding a decent bra.................either they are too tight around or they don't have a big enough cup...............do you guys have this problem? :shock: :shock: :wink: :lol: :lol: :twisted: :P


Well, um, at times we do.

Let's just say I didn't get hired as an exotic dancer because of my good typing skills. :lol: :wink: :lol: :wink: :lol:

The Good Lord Blessed Me, Ginger. :shock:


Are you a Double D too? LOL! :lol: :lol:


Ginger, I don't even know how to respond to that, except to liken it to poker: "I'll see your pair & I'll raise you with a third." 8)
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Postby PDiddy75 » Sat Jun 20, 2009 1:09 pm

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bluejeangirl76 wrote:I would also like to BITCHSLAP the dumbass little 16 year old MORON I just saw driving on a very busy road, at rush hour, with one bare foot hanging out the window, one hand on the wheel, looking down and text messaging with her other hand, and YES traffic was MOVING.

:evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:


That sounds tough to do. Kudos to her.


Think thats tough?? How bout the lady driving stick shift, while breastfeeding one baby, burpin the other...all while smokin a cigarette!!! :roll: :roll:
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Postby artist4perry » Sat Jun 20, 2009 2:45 pm

JasonD wrote:
artist4perry wrote:
JasonD wrote:

If they make bras that fit! It is hard finding a decent bra.................either they are too tight around or they don't have a big enough cup...............do you guys have this problem? :shock: :shock: :wink: :lol: :lol: :twisted: :P


Well, um, at times we do.

Let's just say I didn't get hired as an exotic dancer because of my good typing skills. :lol: :wink: :lol: :wink: :lol:

The Good Lord Blessed Me, Ginger. :shock:


Are you a Double D too? LOL! :lol: :lol:


Ginger, I don't even know how to respond to that, except to liken it to poker: "I'll see your pair & I'll raise you with a third." 8)


:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby G.I.Jim » Sat Jun 20, 2009 2:49 pm

PDiddy75 wrote:
Saint John wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:I would also like to BITCHSLAP the dumbass little 16 year old MORON I just saw driving on a very busy road, at rush hour, with one bare foot hanging out the window, one hand on the wheel, looking down and text messaging with her other hand, and YES traffic was MOVING.

:evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:


That sounds tough to do. Kudos to her.


Think thats tough?? How bout the lady driving stick shift, while breastfeeding one baby, burpin the other...all while smokin a cigarette!!! :roll: :roll:


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Postby stevew2 » Sat Jun 20, 2009 2:56 pm

Alright, lets see some titties,enough bullshit talk
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Postby Arianddu » Sat Jun 20, 2009 3:08 pm

Rhiannon wrote:A muffintop is when girls wear low cut jeans that don't fit and they overflow out of the top, like a muffin.


Extreme cases = cottage loaf.
Why treat life as a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving in an attractive & well-preserved body? Get there by skidding in sideways, a glass of wine in one hand, chocolate in the other, body totally worn out, screaming WOOHOO! What a ride!
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Postby Arianddu » Sat Jun 20, 2009 3:12 pm

JasonD wrote:
A muffintop is when girls wear low cut jeans that don't fit and they overflow out of the top, like a muffin.

:-P


Now see, I always thought a muffin top was when a girl wears her bra too tight & her boobs pop out of the top like a busted can of bisquits...... but I'm just saying.



Nope, that's a 'lusby' (according to the late lamented Douglas Adams).
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Postby stevew2 » Sat Jun 20, 2009 3:22 pm

LLL wrote:
stevew2 wrote:Alright, lets see some titties,enough bullshit talk



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That not what i had in mind
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Postby artist4perry » Sat Jun 20, 2009 3:24 pm

stevew2 wrote:
LLL wrote:
stevew2 wrote:Alright, lets see some titties,enough bullshit talk



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That not what i had in mind


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

You need to be more specific.............. :lol: :lol: :wink:
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Postby stevew2 » Sat Jun 20, 2009 3:31 pm

artist4perry wrote:
stevew2 wrote:
LLL wrote:
stevew2 wrote:Alright, lets see some titties,enough bullshit talk



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That not what i had in mind


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

You need to be more specific.............. :lol: :lol: :wink:
Alright you asked for it damn it
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Postby artist4perry » Sat Jun 20, 2009 3:33 pm

stevew2 wrote:
artist4perry wrote:
stevew2 wrote:
LLL wrote:
stevew2 wrote:Alright, lets see some titties,enough bullshit talk



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That not what i had in mind


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

You need to be more specific.............. :lol: :lol: :wink:
Alright you asked for it damn it
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Steve, I don't want to see other womens breasts...........trust me I have a pair already.............. :? :? :? :lol: :lol:
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Postby Arianddu » Sat Jun 20, 2009 3:33 pm

stevew2 wrote:
artist4perry wrote:
stevew2 wrote:
LLL wrote:
stevew2 wrote:Alright, lets see some titties,enough bullshit talk



Image
That not what i had in mind


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

You need to be more specific.............. :lol: :lol: :wink:
Alright you asked for it damn it
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Now, now, Stevie-Woo, why are you asking for others to provide what you obviously already have in abundance! ;) :D
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