Nancy Pelosi
Bad drivers
Animal abusers
Child abusers
Guys who beat their women
People who refuse productivity
Tyra Banks
Rush Limbaugh
Jack Black
Joaquin Phoenix
Billy Mays
Drunk drivers
Any cast member of an MTV show
John Mayer
Jesse Jackson
Frumpy girls in 'Team Edward' or 'Team Jacob' shirts with muffin tops
Anybody with a muffin top.
People who are disrespectful to their parents and elders
Panhandlers
Jeff Gordon
Kyle Busch
George Lopez
Jim Belushi
Julia Louis Dreyfus
Rosie O'Donnell
Katie Holmes
People who smell like cheese
People wearing pants that cuff above the ankle and don't realize unless they're capris, they're tacky
The guy driving the ice cream truck
...and sometimes myself, too.
