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Postby G.I.Jim » Fri Aug 07, 2009 9:11 am

He took a shit sometime today. :D :lol: I'm sure someone here was just about to post about it, so I figured I'd save you the trouble. :wink: Feel free to let us know the color, size, and consistency though. Was it in a public restroom? Was it at his house? Or maybe it was at his girlfriends house? Wait... does he HAVE a girlfriend? If so, who is she and what's her Zodiac sign? Why don't we ever see pictures of them together in public? Is he.... Ashamed of her? Maybe it's just because he's really private. Is it just me, or does he like baseball? Who's his favorite team? Why does he like that team I wonder? When he goes to a game, does he wear his favorite teams colors, or does he just wear whatever? I wonder if he likes hotdogs at the games? Maybe that and a drink. Hey, maybe he likes to get one of those beer-can hats with the straws so he can catch a buzz while he checks out the ladies. He does check out the ladies doesn't he? Doesn't he??? :shock:

Oh, sorry I got distracted. So about that shit he took today... :D
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Postby ScarabGator » Fri Aug 07, 2009 9:12 am

did you help him clean up??? :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Don » Fri Aug 07, 2009 9:13 am

We need some Steve Augeri threads.
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Postby Blueskies » Fri Aug 07, 2009 9:14 am

Whatever he's doing it's his life....his private life...and I don't want to or need to know.
All I need to know about is the music...IF he ever puts some out to the masses again.
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Re: Steve Perry... Uh... How do I tell you all this..

Postby G.I.Jim » Fri Aug 07, 2009 9:25 am

LLL wrote:
G.I.Jim wrote:He took a shit sometime today. :D :lol: I'm sure someone here was just about to post about it, so I figured I'd save you the trouble. :wink: Feel free to let us know the color, size, and consistency though. Was it in a public restroom? Was it at his house? Or maybe it was at his girlfriends house? Wait... does he HAVE a girlfriend? If so, who is she and what's her Zodiac sign? Why don't we ever see pictures of them together in public? Is he.... Ashamed of her? Maybe it's just because he's really private. Is it just me, or does he like baseball? Who's his favorite team? Why does he like that team I wonder? When he goes to a game, does he wear his favorite teams colors, or does he just wear whatever? I wonder if he likes hotdogs at the games? Maybe that and a drink. Hey, maybe he likes to get one of those beer-can hats with the straws so he can catch a buzz while he checks out the ladies. He does check out the ladies doesn't he? Doesn't he??? :shock:

Oh, sorry I got distracted. So about that shit he took today... :D


Cleveland Steamer? :shock: :shock: :oops: :lol: :lol:


:lol: :lol: Thanks for clearing that up for me! :wink:
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Postby Don » Fri Aug 07, 2009 9:25 am

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Postby Jubilee » Fri Aug 07, 2009 9:25 am

:shock:

Gee, I hope everything came out okay. I'll check Twitter... :D
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Postby Since 78 » Fri Aug 07, 2009 9:38 am

Another Perry Thread!! Good Grief!! :P
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Postby ScarabGator » Fri Aug 07, 2009 9:40 am

Since 78 wrote:Another Perry Thread!! Good Grief!! :P


why not? Perry is a God.
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Postby Rockindeano » Fri Aug 07, 2009 9:45 am

Gunbot wrote:We need some Steve Augeri threads.


No we don't.
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Postby Rockindeano » Fri Aug 07, 2009 9:47 am

Since 78 wrote:Another Perry Thread!! Good Grief!! :P


Maybe when the ridiculous Journey here and Journey there threads cease, there might be some slowing of the Perry threads.

Fuck all isla is a pain in my scrotum. Every time I shit, I think of that fucker.
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Re: Steve Perry... Uh... How do I tell you all this..

Postby JasonD » Fri Aug 07, 2009 9:48 am

G.I.Jim wrote:He took a shit sometime today. :D :lol: I'm sure someone here was just about to post about it, so I figured I'd save you the trouble. :wink: Feel free to let us know the color, size, and consistency though. Was it in a public restroom? Was it at his house? Or maybe it was at his girlfriends house? Wait... does he HAVE a girlfriend? If so, who is she and what's her Zodiac sign? Why don't we ever see pictures of them together in public? Is he.... Ashamed of her? Maybe it's just because he's really private. Is it just me, or does he like baseball? Who's his favorite team? Why does he like that team I wonder? When he goes to a game, does he wear his favorite teams colors, or does he just wear whatever? I wonder if he likes hotdogs at the games? Maybe that and a drink. Hey, maybe he likes to get one of those beer-can hats with the straws so he can catch a buzz while he checks out the ladies. He does check out the ladies doesn't he? Doesn't he??? :shock:

Oh, sorry I got distracted. So about that shit he took today... :D


I know exactly what you mean, Jim. I couldn’t sleep a wink last night. Who can sleep when there are just too many unanswered questions? Does he drink whole milk, skim milk or that 2% stuff? Is he lactose intolerant? If so --- then what's a guy to do!?!?! What brand of deodorant does he use? Is he a butter or a margerine kind of guy? Boxers or briefs? The country needs to know these things!!!!!! :twisted:
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Postby Rockindeano » Fri Aug 07, 2009 9:49 am

JasonD wrote:
G.I.Jim wrote:He took a shit sometime today. :D :lol: I'm sure someone here was just about to post about it, so I figured I'd save you the trouble. :wink: Feel free to let us know the color, size, and consistency though. Was it in a public restroom? Was it at his house? Or maybe it was at his girlfriends house? Wait... does he HAVE a girlfriend? If so, who is she and what's her Zodiac sign? Why don't we ever see pictures of them together in public? Is he.... Ashamed of her? Maybe it's just because he's really private. Is it just me, or does he like baseball? Who's his favorite team? Why does he like that team I wonder? When he goes to a game, does he wear his favorite teams colors, or does he just wear whatever? I wonder if he likes hotdogs at the games? Maybe that and a drink. Hey, maybe he likes to get one of those beer-can hats with the straws so he can catch a buzz while he checks out the ladies. He does check out the ladies doesn't he? Doesn't he??? :shock:

Oh, sorry I got distracted. So about that shit he took today... :D


I know exactly what you mean, Jim. I couldn’t sleep a wink last night. Who can sleep when there are just too many unanswered questions? Does he drink whole milk, skim milk or that 2% stuff? Is he lactose intolerant? If so --- then what's a guy to do!?!?! What brand of deodorant does he use? Is he a butter or a margerine kind of guy? Boxers or briefs? The country needs to know these things!!!!!! :twisted:


On a serious note- wait, I will post a poll...
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Postby G.I.Jim » Fri Aug 07, 2009 9:51 am

JasonD wrote:
G.I.Jim wrote:He took a shit sometime today. :D :lol: I'm sure someone here was just about to post about it, so I figured I'd save you the trouble. :wink: Feel free to let us know the color, size, and consistency though. Was it in a public restroom? Was it at his house? Or maybe it was at his girlfriends house? Wait... does he HAVE a girlfriend? If so, who is she and what's her Zodiac sign? Why don't we ever see pictures of them together in public? Is he.... Ashamed of her? Maybe it's just because he's really private. Is it just me, or does he like baseball? Who's his favorite team? Why does he like that team I wonder? When he goes to a game, does he wear his favorite teams colors, or does he just wear whatever? I wonder if he likes hotdogs at the games? Maybe that and a drink. Hey, maybe he likes to get one of those beer-can hats with the straws so he can catch a buzz while he checks out the ladies. He does check out the ladies doesn't he? Doesn't he??? :shock:

Oh, sorry I got distracted. So about that shit he took today... :D


I know exactly what you mean, Jim. I couldn’t sleep a wink last night. Who can sleep when there are just too many unanswered questions? Does he drink whole milk, skim milk or that 2% stuff? Is he lactose intolerant? If so --- then what's a guy to do!?!?! What brand of deodorant does he use? Is he a butter or a margerine kind of guy? Boxers or briefs? The country needs to know these things!!!!!! :twisted:


Maybe he drinks BADGER milk? :shock: :lol:
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Postby Chubby321 » Fri Aug 07, 2009 10:05 am

Whatever you're drinking, stay away from it NOW. :twisted: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Since 78 » Fri Aug 07, 2009 10:05 am

Rockindeano wrote:
Since 78 wrote:Another Perry Thread!! Good Grief!! :P


Maybe when the ridiculous Journey here and Journey there threads cease, there might be some slowing of the Perry threads.

Fuck all isla is a pain in my scrotum. Every time I shit, I think of that fucker.


This time, I was joking! However, the last time I looked, this was the Journey Forum. Although, I wouldn't be surprised to come in here tomorrow and find that its been renamed Perryville II or something of that nature.
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Postby G.I.Jim » Fri Aug 07, 2009 10:15 am

Chubby321 wrote:Whatever you're drinking, stay away from it NOW. :twisted: :lol: :lol:


Me or Perry? :shock: I'm drinking water.
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Postby madsplash » Fri Aug 07, 2009 10:17 am

:roll:

What a stupid thread. Pointless and not the slightest bit funny.
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Postby ScarabGator » Fri Aug 07, 2009 10:17 am

I actually find this thread relevant....
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Postby madsplash » Fri Aug 07, 2009 10:22 am

ScarabGator wrote:I actually find this thread relevant....


Tell me how?
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Postby G.I.Jim » Fri Aug 07, 2009 10:23 am

madsplash wrote::roll:

What a stupid thread. Pointless and not the slightest bit funny.


Ahhhhhhhh don't get your Perry panties in an uproar sparky! This thread is supposed to be a parody of all the other "look what Perry is doing today" threads. If you'd rather bathe yourself nightly with Perry tidbits, and sleep with his picture under your pillow at night... go ahead! Who's stopping you?

On the other hand, if you think it's creepy (and kinda funny) that people have done everything here with the exception of going through his trash... Including snooping into the man's medical records... then you take your pick. There's room for both of us! :wink: Hug that picture tight for me tonight! :D
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Postby madsplash » Fri Aug 07, 2009 10:29 am

G.I.Jim wrote:
madsplash wrote::roll:

What a stupid thread. Pointless and not the slightest bit funny.


Ahhhhhhhh don't get your Perry panties in an uproar sparky! This thread is supposed to be a parody of all the other "look what Perry is doing today" threads. If you'd rather bathe yourself nightly with Perry tidbits, and sleep with his picture under your pillow at night... go ahead! Who's stopping you?

On the other hand, if you think it's creepy (and kinda funny) that people have done everything here with the exception of going through his trash... Including snooping into the man's medical records... then you take your pick. There's room for both of us! :wink: Hug that picture tight for me tonight! :D



Listen, I've got something you can hug. :lol: I don't know of anyone who's ever gone near the man or bothered him personally, so it's all about fun and the music.

If you don't care "what Perry's doing today" than why read and post on those threads? :P
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Postby G.I.Jim » Fri Aug 07, 2009 10:33 am

madsplash wrote:
G.I.Jim wrote:
madsplash wrote::roll:

What a stupid thread. Pointless and not the slightest bit funny.


Ahhhhhhhh don't get your Perry panties in an uproar sparky! This thread is supposed to be a parody of all the other "look what Perry is doing today" threads. If you'd rather bathe yourself nightly with Perry tidbits, and sleep with his picture under your pillow at night... go ahead! Who's stopping you?

On the other hand, if you think it's creepy (and kinda funny) that people have done everything here with the exception of going through his trash... Including snooping into the man's medical records... then you take your pick. There's room for both of us! :wink: Hug that picture tight for me tonight! :D



Listen, I've got something you can hug. :lol: I don't know of anyone who's ever gone near the man or bothered him personally, so it's all about fun and the music.

If you don't care "what Perry's doing today" than why read and post on those threads? :P


Cause that's where all the people are smart-ass! How else am I going to screw with people if I'm not going to those threads? :lol: :wink:
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Postby Michigan Girl » Fri Aug 07, 2009 10:34 am

madsplash wrote:
G.I.Jim wrote:
madsplash wrote::roll:

What a stupid thread. Pointless and not the slightest bit funny.


Ahhhhhhhh don't get your Perry panties in an uproar sparky! This thread is supposed to be a parody of all the other "look what Perry is doing today" threads. If you'd rather bathe yourself nightly with Perry tidbits, and sleep with his picture under your pillow at night... go ahead! Who's stopping you?

On the other hand, if you think it's creepy (and kinda funny) that people have done everything here with the exception of going through his trash... Including snooping into the man's medical records... then you take your pick. There's room for both of us! :wink: Hug that picture tight for me tonight! :D



Listen, I've got something you can hug. :lol: I don't know of anyone who's ever gone near the man or bothered him personally, so it's all about fun and the music.

If you don't care "what Perry's doing today" than why read and post on those threads? :P


Why are you in this thread?!?!?! :wink:
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Postby Don » Fri Aug 07, 2009 10:36 am

Calling all Perryville refugees. The SP threads are slowing down a bit, we need to remedy that.
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Postby G.I.Jim » Fri Aug 07, 2009 10:37 am

Michigan Girl wrote:
madsplash wrote:
G.I.Jim wrote:
madsplash wrote::roll:

What a stupid thread. Pointless and not the slightest bit funny.


Ahhhhhhhh don't get your Perry panties in an uproar sparky! This thread is supposed to be a parody of all the other "look what Perry is doing today" threads. If you'd rather bathe yourself nightly with Perry tidbits, and sleep with his picture under your pillow at night... go ahead! Who's stopping you?

On the other hand, if you think it's creepy (and kinda funny) that people have done everything here with the exception of going through his trash... Including snooping into the man's medical records... then you take your pick. There's room for both of us! :wink: Hug that picture tight for me tonight! :D



Listen, I've got something you can hug. :lol: I don't know of anyone who's ever gone near the man or bothered him personally, so it's all about fun and the music.

If you don't care "what Perry's doing today" than why read and post on those threads? :P


Why are you in this thread?!?!?! :wink:


That's why I like you MG... You're pretty AND smart! :wink: :D
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Postby artist4perry » Fri Aug 07, 2009 10:37 am

GI this thread is priceless! For those all bent out of shape, it is refreshing to see that someone can laugh at the looniness of fans. Yes there are idiots too dumb to know he goes to the toilet! :D People cannot look at him and see he is just a person like you or I. Any of us could have made it famous with a great deal of talent and the right connections. But we forget to laugh and see that sometimes our devotion gets a bit weird.

Thank goodness for GI and his sense of humor. I have had a rotten day. And I laughed till I cried over this thread. The naysayers can go cry a river for all I am concerned. You know I have the ultimate respect for Steve. But the man who can add this to his Christmas card............is a man with a sense of humor. We all need one. Some need to get one!
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Postby madsplash » Fri Aug 07, 2009 10:41 am

G.I.Jim wrote:
madsplash wrote:
G.I.Jim wrote:
madsplash wrote::roll:

What a stupid thread. Pointless and not the slightest bit funny.


Ahhhhhhhh don't get your Perry panties in an uproar sparky! This thread is supposed to be a parody of all the other "look what Perry is doing today" threads. If you'd rather bathe yourself nightly with Perry tidbits, and sleep with his picture under your pillow at night... go ahead! Who's stopping you?

On the other hand, if you think it's creepy (and kinda funny) that people have done everything here with the exception of going through his trash... Including snooping into the man's medical records... then you take your pick. There's room for both of us! :wink: Hug that picture tight for me tonight! :D



Listen, I've got something you can hug. :lol: I don't know of anyone who's ever gone near the man or bothered him personally, so it's all about fun and the music.

If you don't care "what Perry's doing today" than why read and post on those threads? :P


Cause that's where all the people are smart-ass! How else am I going to screw with people if I'm not going to those threads? :lol: :wink:


I get it, man. Again, it's all about fun and nothing serious. We all love music, right?

Jim, which videos on youtube for Frontiers, are you in? I watch them and can never tell if it's you on guitar.
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Postby madsplash » Fri Aug 07, 2009 10:42 am

Michigan Girl wrote:
madsplash wrote:
G.I.Jim wrote:
madsplash wrote::roll:

What a stupid thread. Pointless and not the slightest bit funny.


Ahhhhhhhh don't get your Perry panties in an uproar sparky! This thread is supposed to be a parody of all the other "look what Perry is doing today" threads. If you'd rather bathe yourself nightly with Perry tidbits, and sleep with his picture under your pillow at night... go ahead! Who's stopping you?

On the other hand, if you think it's creepy (and kinda funny) that people have done everything here with the exception of going through his trash... Including snooping into the man's medical records... then you take your pick. There's room for both of us! :wink: Hug that picture tight for me tonight! :D



Listen, I've got something you can hug. :lol: I don't know of anyone who's ever gone near the man or bothered him personally, so it's all about fun and the music.

If you don't care "what Perry's doing today" than why read and post on those threads? :P


Why are you in this thread?!?!?! :wink:


I read MOST threads, why are YOU in this thread? :wink:
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Postby Rick » Fri Aug 07, 2009 10:43 am

madsplash wrote:
G.I.Jim wrote:
madsplash wrote:
G.I.Jim wrote:
madsplash wrote::roll:

What a stupid thread. Pointless and not the slightest bit funny.


Ahhhhhhhh don't get your Perry panties in an uproar sparky! This thread is supposed to be a parody of all the other "look what Perry is doing today" threads. If you'd rather bathe yourself nightly with Perry tidbits, and sleep with his picture under your pillow at night... go ahead! Who's stopping you?

On the other hand, if you think it's creepy (and kinda funny) that people have done everything here with the exception of going through his trash... Including snooping into the man's medical records... then you take your pick. There's room for both of us! :wink: Hug that picture tight for me tonight! :D



Listen, I've got something you can hug. :lol: I don't know of anyone who's ever gone near the man or bothered him personally, so it's all about fun and the music.

If you don't care "what Perry's doing today" than why read and post on those threads? :P


Cause that's where all the people are smart-ass! How else am I going to screw with people if I'm not going to those threads? :lol: :wink:


I get it, man. Again, it's all about fun and nothing serious. We all love music, right?

Jim, which videos on youtube for Frontiers, are you in? I watch them and can never tell if it's you on guitar.
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