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LLL wrote:G.I.Jim wrote:He took a shit sometime today.![]()
I'm sure someone here was just about to post about it, so I figured I'd save you the trouble.
Feel free to let us know the color, size, and consistency though. Was it in a public restroom? Was it at his house? Or maybe it was at his girlfriends house? Wait... does he HAVE a girlfriend? If so, who is she and what's her Zodiac sign? Why don't we ever see pictures of them together in public? Is he.... Ashamed of her? Maybe it's just because he's really private. Is it just me, or does he like baseball? Who's his favorite team? Why does he like that team I wonder? When he goes to a game, does he wear his favorite teams colors, or does he just wear whatever? I wonder if he likes hotdogs at the games? Maybe that and a drink. Hey, maybe he likes to get one of those beer-can hats with the straws so he can catch a buzz while he checks out the ladies. He does check out the ladies doesn't he? Doesn't he???
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Oh, sorry I got distracted. So about that shit he took today... :D
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Since 78 wrote:Another Perry Thread!! Good Grief!!
G.I.Jim wrote:He took a shit sometime today.![]()
I'm sure someone here was just about to post about it, so I figured I'd save you the trouble.
Feel free to let us know the color, size, and consistency though. Was it in a public restroom? Was it at his house? Or maybe it was at his girlfriends house? Wait... does he HAVE a girlfriend? If so, who is she and what's her Zodiac sign? Why don't we ever see pictures of them together in public? Is he.... Ashamed of her? Maybe it's just because he's really private. Is it just me, or does he like baseball? Who's his favorite team? Why does he like that team I wonder? When he goes to a game, does he wear his favorite teams colors, or does he just wear whatever? I wonder if he likes hotdogs at the games? Maybe that and a drink. Hey, maybe he likes to get one of those beer-can hats with the straws so he can catch a buzz while he checks out the ladies. He does check out the ladies doesn't he? Doesn't he???
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Oh, sorry I got distracted. So about that shit he took today...
JasonD wrote:G.I.Jim wrote:He took a shit sometime today.![]()
I'm sure someone here was just about to post about it, so I figured I'd save you the trouble.
Feel free to let us know the color, size, and consistency though. Was it in a public restroom? Was it at his house? Or maybe it was at his girlfriends house? Wait... does he HAVE a girlfriend? If so, who is she and what's her Zodiac sign? Why don't we ever see pictures of them together in public? Is he.... Ashamed of her? Maybe it's just because he's really private. Is it just me, or does he like baseball? Who's his favorite team? Why does he like that team I wonder? When he goes to a game, does he wear his favorite teams colors, or does he just wear whatever? I wonder if he likes hotdogs at the games? Maybe that and a drink. Hey, maybe he likes to get one of those beer-can hats with the straws so he can catch a buzz while he checks out the ladies. He does check out the ladies doesn't he? Doesn't he???
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Oh, sorry I got distracted. So about that shit he took today...
I know exactly what you mean, Jim. I couldn’t sleep a wink last night. Who can sleep when there are just too many unanswered questions? Does he drink whole milk, skim milk or that 2% stuff? Is he lactose intolerant? If so --- then what's a guy to do!?!?! What brand of deodorant does he use? Is he a butter or a margerine kind of guy? Boxers or briefs? The country needs to know these things!!!!!!
JasonD wrote:G.I.Jim wrote:He took a shit sometime today.![]()
I'm sure someone here was just about to post about it, so I figured I'd save you the trouble.
Feel free to let us know the color, size, and consistency though. Was it in a public restroom? Was it at his house? Or maybe it was at his girlfriends house? Wait... does he HAVE a girlfriend? If so, who is she and what's her Zodiac sign? Why don't we ever see pictures of them together in public? Is he.... Ashamed of her? Maybe it's just because he's really private. Is it just me, or does he like baseball? Who's his favorite team? Why does he like that team I wonder? When he goes to a game, does he wear his favorite teams colors, or does he just wear whatever? I wonder if he likes hotdogs at the games? Maybe that and a drink. Hey, maybe he likes to get one of those beer-can hats with the straws so he can catch a buzz while he checks out the ladies. He does check out the ladies doesn't he? Doesn't he???
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Oh, sorry I got distracted. So about that shit he took today...
I know exactly what you mean, Jim. I couldn’t sleep a wink last night. Who can sleep when there are just too many unanswered questions? Does he drink whole milk, skim milk or that 2% stuff? Is he lactose intolerant? If so --- then what's a guy to do!?!?! What brand of deodorant does he use? Is he a butter or a margerine kind of guy? Boxers or briefs? The country needs to know these things!!!!!!
Rockindeano wrote:Since 78 wrote:Another Perry Thread!! Good Grief!!
Maybe when the ridiculous Journey here and Journey there threads cease, there might be some slowing of the Perry threads.
Fuck all isla is a pain in my scrotum. Every time I shit, I think of that fucker.
madsplash wrote::roll:
What a stupid thread. Pointless and not the slightest bit funny.
G.I.Jim wrote:madsplash wrote::roll:
What a stupid thread. Pointless and not the slightest bit funny.
Ahhhhhhhh don't get your Perry panties in an uproar sparky! This thread is supposed to be a parody of all the other "look what Perry is doing today" threads. If you'd rather bathe yourself nightly with Perry tidbits, and sleep with his picture under your pillow at night... go ahead! Who's stopping you?
On the other hand, if you think it's creepy (and kinda funny) that people have done everything here with the exception of going through his trash... Including snooping into the man's medical records... then you take your pick. There's room for both of us!Hug that picture tight for me tonight!
madsplash wrote:G.I.Jim wrote:madsplash wrote::roll:
What a stupid thread. Pointless and not the slightest bit funny.
Ahhhhhhhh don't get your Perry panties in an uproar sparky! This thread is supposed to be a parody of all the other "look what Perry is doing today" threads. If you'd rather bathe yourself nightly with Perry tidbits, and sleep with his picture under your pillow at night... go ahead! Who's stopping you?
On the other hand, if you think it's creepy (and kinda funny) that people have done everything here with the exception of going through his trash... Including snooping into the man's medical records... then you take your pick. There's room for both of us!Hug that picture tight for me tonight!
Listen, I've got something you can hug.I don't know of anyone who's ever gone near the man or bothered him personally, so it's all about fun and the music.
If you don't care "what Perry's doing today" than why read and post on those threads?
madsplash wrote:G.I.Jim wrote:madsplash wrote::roll:
What a stupid thread. Pointless and not the slightest bit funny.
Ahhhhhhhh don't get your Perry panties in an uproar sparky! This thread is supposed to be a parody of all the other "look what Perry is doing today" threads. If you'd rather bathe yourself nightly with Perry tidbits, and sleep with his picture under your pillow at night... go ahead! Who's stopping you?
On the other hand, if you think it's creepy (and kinda funny) that people have done everything here with the exception of going through his trash... Including snooping into the man's medical records... then you take your pick. There's room for both of us!Hug that picture tight for me tonight!
Listen, I've got something you can hug.I don't know of anyone who's ever gone near the man or bothered him personally, so it's all about fun and the music.
If you don't care "what Perry's doing today" than why read and post on those threads?
Michigan Girl wrote:madsplash wrote:G.I.Jim wrote:madsplash wrote::roll:
What a stupid thread. Pointless and not the slightest bit funny.
Ahhhhhhhh don't get your Perry panties in an uproar sparky! This thread is supposed to be a parody of all the other "look what Perry is doing today" threads. If you'd rather bathe yourself nightly with Perry tidbits, and sleep with his picture under your pillow at night... go ahead! Who's stopping you?
On the other hand, if you think it's creepy (and kinda funny) that people have done everything here with the exception of going through his trash... Including snooping into the man's medical records... then you take your pick. There's room for both of us!Hug that picture tight for me tonight!
Listen, I've got something you can hug.I don't know of anyone who's ever gone near the man or bothered him personally, so it's all about fun and the music.
If you don't care "what Perry's doing today" than why read and post on those threads?
Why are you in this thread?!?!?!
G.I.Jim wrote:madsplash wrote:G.I.Jim wrote:madsplash wrote::roll:
What a stupid thread. Pointless and not the slightest bit funny.
Ahhhhhhhh don't get your Perry panties in an uproar sparky! This thread is supposed to be a parody of all the other "look what Perry is doing today" threads. If you'd rather bathe yourself nightly with Perry tidbits, and sleep with his picture under your pillow at night... go ahead! Who's stopping you?
On the other hand, if you think it's creepy (and kinda funny) that people have done everything here with the exception of going through his trash... Including snooping into the man's medical records... then you take your pick. There's room for both of us!Hug that picture tight for me tonight!
Listen, I've got something you can hug.I don't know of anyone who's ever gone near the man or bothered him personally, so it's all about fun and the music.
If you don't care "what Perry's doing today" than why read and post on those threads?
Cause that's where all the people are smart-ass! How else am I going to screw with people if I'm not going to those threads?![]()
Michigan Girl wrote:madsplash wrote:G.I.Jim wrote:madsplash wrote::roll:
What a stupid thread. Pointless and not the slightest bit funny.
Ahhhhhhhh don't get your Perry panties in an uproar sparky! This thread is supposed to be a parody of all the other "look what Perry is doing today" threads. If you'd rather bathe yourself nightly with Perry tidbits, and sleep with his picture under your pillow at night... go ahead! Who's stopping you?
On the other hand, if you think it's creepy (and kinda funny) that people have done everything here with the exception of going through his trash... Including snooping into the man's medical records... then you take your pick. There's room for both of us!Hug that picture tight for me tonight!
Listen, I've got something you can hug.I don't know of anyone who's ever gone near the man or bothered him personally, so it's all about fun and the music.
If you don't care "what Perry's doing today" than why read and post on those threads?
Why are you in this thread?!?!?!
madsplash wrote:G.I.Jim wrote:madsplash wrote:G.I.Jim wrote:madsplash wrote::roll:
What a stupid thread. Pointless and not the slightest bit funny.
Ahhhhhhhh don't get your Perry panties in an uproar sparky! This thread is supposed to be a parody of all the other "look what Perry is doing today" threads. If you'd rather bathe yourself nightly with Perry tidbits, and sleep with his picture under your pillow at night... go ahead! Who's stopping you?
On the other hand, if you think it's creepy (and kinda funny) that people have done everything here with the exception of going through his trash... Including snooping into the man's medical records... then you take your pick. There's room for both of us!Hug that picture tight for me tonight!
Listen, I've got something you can hug.I don't know of anyone who's ever gone near the man or bothered him personally, so it's all about fun and the music.
If you don't care "what Perry's doing today" than why read and post on those threads?
Cause that's where all the people are smart-ass! How else am I going to screw with people if I'm not going to those threads?![]()
I get it, man. Again, it's all about fun and nothing serious. We all love music, right?
Jim, which videos on youtube for Frontiers, are you in? I watch them and can never tell if it's you on guitar.
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