How do YOU make your turkey this Thursday...

[Blueskies]

ill be working the homeless shelters and soup kitchens , making sure im all fed and warm..

[Angel]

I'm not making a turkey this year....my mama is!!!!!! Nothin' better than mama's cooking on Thanksgiving.

[G.I.Jim]

Forget the Turkey, some steak and kidney pie will do the trick just as well.

Kidney pie? Where the hell are you from? That shit sounds disgusting (and this is coming from someone who takes great pride in trying almost ANY kind of food!).

[Arianddu]

women here like a bit droopy shaved balls these days. I don't know why you guys don't learn to shave down there. I bet you have more hair around your nipples than I have on my balls.

Pointing and laughing isn't the same thing as liking. And I bet you have more hair on your back than I have on my head.


Now if you can't make something out of that, I disown you! BTW - you and I need another hell-for-leather music swap

Not my fault you're going bald. It's part of you're aging process.
I think it's rude that guys point at your hairy nipples and laugh. But you should show them by waxing that shit off next time

B, B, B, I'm not going bald, and my nipples aren't hairy. Your wife keeps telling you - that's not a photo of me, it's your damn mirror! Still, what can one expect; if you won't take the penicillin, the spirochetes will do their worst.

[rockinfayrose]

Nice thread. Mmm, lemon sounds interesting...

Okay, this is what I do...comes delicious every year. But even more than the seasoning is the bird you use, that's the key to having dry or moist meat. I've tried many, many turkey brands but so far Trader Joes Free Range Fresh Brined Turkey is the best. Surprisingly, Butterball has been the most dry & tough.

1. Preheat oven to 350 F.

2. Rinse turkey and pat dry; inside neck/liver pack should be discarded.

3. Sprinkle generously with black pepper, onion powder, garlic powder, and paprika. Massage your turkey with olive oil. Make approximately 8 slits in meaty parts of breast and thighs; insert pats of salted butter in slits and under skin.

4. Using a Reynolds turkey bag, shake 1 tablespoon of flour around bag. Slide turkey into bag; tie bag and cut 6 slits around top of bag. The bag is great cause you don't have to hover over basting it and is overall less mess.

5. Cook 2 1/2 - 3 hrs for a 12-15lb. bird, or until juices run clear. Let sit 10 minutes before carving. Enjoy & Happy Turkey Day!

[Behshad]

women here like a bit droopy shaved balls these days. I don't know why you guys don't learn to shave down there. I bet you have more hair around your nipples than I have on my balls.

Pointing and laughing isn't the same thing as liking. And I bet you have more hair on your back than I have on my head.


Now if you can't make something out of that, I disown you! BTW - you and I need another hell-for-leather music swap

Not my fault you're going bald. It's part of you're aging process.
I think it's rude that guys point at your hairy nipples and laugh. But you should show them by waxing that shit off next time

B, B, B, I'm not going bald, and my nipples aren't hairy. Your wife keeps telling you - that's not a photo of me, it's your damn mirror! Still, what can one expect; if you won't take the penicillin, the spirochetes will do their worst.

well seems like the penicillin you're taking IS working. Now if you could control all the hair growth in the wrong places , maybe then you'd get hit on by guys and you wouldn't have to show your birth certificate everytime you leave the zoo to convince them you were just visiting

[Enigma869]

I tell my wife to throw it in the oven and to call me when it's ready

Unfortunately, thanks to the NFL's AWFUL scheduling, I don't even have football games to enjoy this Thanksgiving, so turkey and apple pie will have to do.

[Behshad]

I tell my wife to throw it in the oven and to call me when it's ready

Unfortunately, thanks to the NFL's AWFUL scheduling, I don't even have football games to enjoy this Thanksgiving, so turkey and apple pie will have to do.

So you're not a jerk just to us here ,, wifey gets some of the good old enigma attitude as well ?!

[G.I.Jim]

I tell my wife to throw it in the oven and to call me when it's ready

Unfortunately, thanks to the NFL's AWFUL scheduling, I don't even have football games to enjoy this Thanksgiving, so turkey and apple pie will have to do.

So you're not a jerk just to us here ,, wifey gets some of the good old enigma attitude as well ?!

No shit! Heaven forbid you have to spend time with the family dude!

[Saint John]

Personally, I thought JFB's Thanksgiving ritual seemed pretty cool. What the fuck do you want him to do, crouch down and watch the turkey cook for 4 hours???

[Ehwmatt]

Personally, I thought JFB's Thanksgiving ritual seemed pretty cool. What the fuck do you want him to do, crouch down and watch the turkey cook for 4 hours???

Spoken like a true single (well sorta nowadays I guess for u lovebird) asshole

And I'm with you!

[G.I.Jim]

Personally, I thought JFB's Thanksgiving ritual seemed pretty cool. What the fuck do you want him to do, crouch down and watch the turkey cook for 4 hours???

This is why your still not married! Sorry man... I HAD to go there.

[Behshad]

I tell my wife to throw it in the oven and to call me when it's ready

Unfortunately, thanks to the NFL's AWFUL scheduling, I don't even have football games to enjoy this Thanksgiving, so turkey and apple pie will have to do.

So you're not a jerk just to us here ,, wifey gets some of the good old enigma attitude as well ?!

No shit! Heaven forbid you have to spend time with the family dude!

hello pot , I'm kettle

I AM spending time with the family. The MR family.

[Enigma869]

Personally, I thought JFB's Thanksgiving ritual seemed pretty cool. What the fuck do you want him to do, crouch down and watch the turkey cook for 4 hours???

Thanks Dano. Truth be told, I can dish it out as well as anyone on this board so I'm okay with anyone taking shots at me. Truth be told, I've been with my wife for many years, and she is my best friend on the planet and I wouldn't trade her for anyone. As for the family comment, I spend every waking moment I can with my three year old boy. You people need to ask Santa for a sense of humor

Like Dan said, what the fuck am I supposed to do...watch the poor bird crying for a stay of execution

[Saint John]

This is why your still not married!

It's also why I still have my nut sack.

Sorry man... I HAD to go there.

No worries, Jim. If I get lonely and break down, and start crying on Thursday I won't blame it on you. Don't let that sit on your conscience or anything.

[Angel]

Dan and JFB are right...it's a woman's job to cook Thanksgiving dinner....let the boys watch football...or play football, or whatever it is they do.....cuz we all know they sure as hell can't cook.

[Saint John]

Dan and JFB are right...it's a woman's job to cook Thanksgiving dinner....let the boys watch football...or play football, or whatever it is they do.....

This is a great big part of what makes Nat a keeper!

cuz we all know they sure as hell can't cook.

And here's another great reason she's a keeper...the lack of intellect to realize that we cook like shit intentionally so you fuckers will do it while we watch football!

[portland]

Well as a woman I can do two things at once....I will cook for 16 and watch football

[Enigma869]

And here's another great reason she's a keeper...the lack of intellect to realize that we cook like shit intentionally so you fuckers will do it while we watch football!

Exactly. My wife has convinced my son that daddy has no idea how to properly put on a diaper, so my little boy won't let me change his diapers (how tragic for me)

[Angel]

the lack of intellect to realize that we cook like shit intentionally so you fuckers will do it while we watch football!

What??? Lack of intellect?? How the hell do you think I get out of cooking T'giving every year?????

[Enigma869]

Well as a woman I can do two things at once....I will cook for 16 and watch football

Wait a minute Portland...you're a chick with an avatar like that???? WHOA!

[artist4perry]

Turkeys tenderized WKRP style...................

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5B9ddeLdcQ

[portland]

Well as a woman I can do two things at once....I will cook for 16 and watch football

Wait a minute Portland...you're a chick with an avatar like that???? WHOA!

Welcome to MR

[bluejeangirl76]

My turkey instructions are the best.

1) start car
2) put in drive and pull away
3) arrive at relative's home
4) enter home and sniff.
5) detect smell of turkey cooking
5a) smell nothing
5b) drive to different relatives' homes until step 5 is achieved.
6) have a champagne cocktail while observing food prep
7) eat turkey.
8 ) pass out.

[Behshad]

Well as a woman I can do two things at once....I will cook for 16 and watch football

Wait a minute Portland...you're a chick with an avatar like that???? WHOA!

you like girls who like girls too ?!?!;)




Nat ,
although my wife does all the thanksgiving cooking , I know how to cook. I bet I could cook better than you And it's not cause I think you're a bad cook. It's just that I'm damn good at it

[Deb]

My turkey instructions are the best.

1) start car
2) put in drive and pull away
3) arrive at relative's home
4) enter home and sniff.
5) detect smell of turkey cooking
5a) smell nothing
5b) drive to different relatives' homes until step 5 is achieved.
6) have a champagne cocktail while observing food prep
7) eat turkey.
8 ) pass out.

FTW!!

[portland]

Well as a woman I can do two things at once....I will cook for 16 and watch football

Wait a minute Portland...you're a chick with an avatar like that???? WHOA!

you like girls who like girls too ?!?!;)



Nat ,
although my wife does all the thanksgiving cooking , I know how to cook. I bet I could cook better than you And it's not cause I think you're a bad cook. It's just that I'm damn good at it

LMAO.....have I not explained my choice of AV???

[Enigma869]

have I not explained my choice of AV???

No you haven't but I surely hope to hell that it's not because you're a FraudBoys fan.

[portland]

have I not explained my choice of AV???

No you haven't but I surely hope to hell that it's not because you're a FraudBoys fan.

JFB - I was a college cheerleader....and that is it!!!

[Angel]

Nat ,
although my wife does all the thanksgiving cooking , I know how to cook. I bet I could cook better than you And it's not cause I think you're a bad cook. It's just that I'm damn good at it

B, that's just cuz you're so damn good at everything.....you could do anything better than I can.