larryfromnextdoor wrote:ill be working the homeless shelters and soup kitchens , making sure im all fed and warm..

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Gunbot wrote:Forget the Turkey, some steak and kidney pie will do the trick just as well.
Behshad wrote:Arianddu wrote:Behshad wrote:
women here like a bit droopy shaved balls these days. I don't know why you guys don't learn to shave down there. I bet you have more hair around your nipples than I have on my balls.
Pointing and laughing isn't the same thing as liking. And I bet you have more hair on your back than I have on my head.
Now if you can't make something out of that, I disown you! BTW - you and I need another hell-for-leather music swap
Not my fault you're going bald. It's part of you're aging process.
I think it's rude that guys point at your hairy nipples and laugh. But you should show them by waxing that shit off next time
Arianddu wrote:Behshad wrote:Arianddu wrote:Behshad wrote:
women here like a bit droopy shaved balls these days. I don't know why you guys don't learn to shave down there. I bet you have more hair around your nipples than I have on my balls.
Pointing and laughing isn't the same thing as liking. And I bet you have more hair on your back than I have on my head.
Now if you can't make something out of that, I disown you! BTW - you and I need another hell-for-leather music swap
Not my fault you're going bald. It's part of you're aging process.
I think it's rude that guys point at your hairy nipples and laugh. But you should show them by waxing that shit off next time
B, B, B, I'm not going bald, and my nipples aren't hairy. Your wife keeps telling you - that's not a photo of me, it's your damn mirror! Still, what can one expect; if you won't take the penicillin, the spirochetes will do their worst.![]()
Enigma869 wrote:I tell my wife to throw it in the oven and to call me when it's ready![]()
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Unfortunately, thanks to the NFL's AWFUL scheduling, I don't even have football games to enjoy this Thanksgiving, so turkey and apple pie will have to do.
Behshad wrote:Enigma869 wrote:I tell my wife to throw it in the oven and to call me when it's ready![]()
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Unfortunately, thanks to the NFL's AWFUL scheduling, I don't even have football games to enjoy this Thanksgiving, so turkey and apple pie will have to do.
So you're not a jerk just to us here ,, wifey gets some of the good old enigma attitude as well ?!![]()
Saint John wrote:Personally, I thought JFB's Thanksgiving ritual seemed pretty cool. What the fuck do you want him to do, crouch down and watch the turkey cook for 4 hours???![]()
Saint John wrote:Personally, I thought JFB's Thanksgiving ritual seemed pretty cool. What the fuck do you want him to do, crouch down and watch the turkey cook for 4 hours???![]()
G.I.Jim wrote:Behshad wrote:Enigma869 wrote:I tell my wife to throw it in the oven and to call me when it's ready![]()
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Unfortunately, thanks to the NFL's AWFUL scheduling, I don't even have football games to enjoy this Thanksgiving, so turkey and apple pie will have to do.
So you're not a jerk just to us here ,, wifey gets some of the good old enigma attitude as well ?!![]()
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No shit! Heaven forbid you have to spend time with the family dude!
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Saint John wrote:Personally, I thought JFB's Thanksgiving ritual seemed pretty cool. What the fuck do you want him to do, crouch down and watch the turkey cook for 4 hours???![]()
G.I.Jim wrote:This is why your still not married!
G.I.Jim wrote: Sorry man... I HAD to go there.
Angel wrote:Dan and JFB are right...it's a woman's job to cook Thanksgiving dinner....let the boys watch football...or play football, or whatever it is they do.....
Angel wrote:cuz we all know they sure as hell can't cook.
Saint John wrote:
And here's another great reason she's a keeper...the lack of intellect to realize that we cook like shit intentionally so you fuckers will do it while we watch football!![]()
Saint John wrote:the lack of intellect to realize that we cook like shit intentionally so you fuckers will do it while we watch football!![]()
portland wrote:Well as a woman I can do two things at once....I will cook for 16 and watch football
Enigma869 wrote:portland wrote:Well as a woman I can do two things at once....I will cook for 16 and watch football
Wait a minute Portland...you're a chick with an avatar like that???? WHOA!
Enigma869 wrote:portland wrote:Well as a woman I can do two things at once....I will cook for 16 and watch football
Wait a minute Portland...you're a chick with an avatar like that???? WHOA!
bluejeangirl76 wrote:My turkey instructions are the best.
1) start car
2) put in drive and pull away
3) arrive at relative's home
4) enter home and sniff.
5) detect smell of turkey cooking
5a) smell nothing
5b) drive to different relatives' homes until step 5 is achieved.
6) have a champagne cocktail while observing food prep
7) eat turkey.
8 ) pass out.
Behshad wrote:Enigma869 wrote:portland wrote:Well as a woman I can do two things at once....I will cook for 16 and watch football
Wait a minute Portland...you're a chick with an avatar like that???? WHOA!
you like girls who like girls too ?!?!;)
Nat ,
although my wife does all the thanksgiving cooking , I know how to cook. I bet I could cook better than youAnd it's not cause I think you're a bad cook. It's just that I'm damn good at it
Enigma869 wrote:portland wrote:have I not explained my choice of AV???
No you haven't but I surely hope to hell that it's not because you're a FraudBoys fan.
Behshad wrote:Nat ,
although my wife does all the thanksgiving cooking , I know how to cook. I bet I could cook better than youAnd it's not cause I think you're a bad cook. It's just that I'm damn good at it
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