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Postby stevew2 » Mon Nov 30, 2009 3:20 pm

Andrew wrote:
JasonD wrote: Andrew doesn't have the same sense of humor that you & I have, but I'm sure he's got a funny bone inside of him somewhere.


You two clowns may think you are funny...

As for myself....when I'm not forced to deal with trivial shit on here, I'm the funniest guy around.
You are a card Andrew, thats for sure ,have a good night
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Postby Voyager » Mon Nov 30, 2009 3:22 pm

stevew2 wrote:
Andrew wrote:
JasonD wrote: Andrew doesn't have the same sense of humor that you & I have, but I'm sure he's got a funny bone inside of him somewhere.


You two clowns may think you are funny...

As for myself....when I'm not forced to deal with trivial shit on here, I'm the funniest guy around.
You are a card Andrew, thats for sure ,have a good night


It's good to see you two getting along. I think Friga is jealous.

JK Andrew... LOLZ.

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Postby stevew2 » Mon Nov 30, 2009 3:31 pm

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stevew2 wrote:
Andrew wrote:
JasonD wrote: Andrew doesn't have the same sense of humor that you & I have, but I'm sure he's got a funny bone inside of him somewhere.


You two clowns may think you are funny...

As for myself....when I'm not forced to deal with trivial shit on here, I'm the funniest guy around.
You are a card Andrew, thats for sure ,have a good night


It's good to see you two getting along. I think Friga is jealous.

JK Andrew... LOLZ.

:lol: :lol:
he is so handsome
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Postby JasonD » Mon Nov 30, 2009 3:38 pm

Andrew wrote:
JasonD wrote: Andrew doesn't have the same sense of humor that you & I have, but I'm sure he's got a funny bone inside of him somewhere.


You two clowns may think you are funny...

As for myself....when I'm not forced to deal with trivial shit on here, I'm the funniest guy around.


I didn't mean that in a bad way, Andrew. I was just making a comparison. I apologize if what I said offended you, but now that you mention it, it sure would be nice to see you let loose a little bit. Make a funny once in awhile. Peace & goodnight to you, sir. :P
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Postby stevew2 » Mon Nov 30, 2009 3:44 pm

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Andrew wrote:
JasonD wrote: Andrew doesn't have the same sense of humor that you & I have, but I'm sure he's got a funny bone inside of him somewhere.


You two clowns may think you are funny...

As for myself....when I'm not forced to deal with trivial shit on here, I'm the funniest guy around.


I didn't mean that in a bad way, Andrew. I was just making a comparison. I apologize if what I said offended you, but now that you mention it, it sure would be nice to see you let loose a little bit. Make a funny once in awhile. Peace & goodnight to you, sir. :P
if i ever meet him ill get him so drunk on my wine,he will be one happy sombich
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Postby JasonD » Mon Nov 30, 2009 3:52 pm

stevew2 wrote:
JasonD wrote:
Andrew wrote:
JasonD wrote: Andrew doesn't have the same sense of humor that you & I have, but I'm sure he's got a funny bone inside of him somewhere.


You two clowns may think you are funny...

As for myself....when I'm not forced to deal with trivial shit on here, I'm the funniest guy around.


I didn't mean that in a bad way, Andrew. I was just making a comparison. I apologize if what I said offended you, but now that you mention it, it sure would be nice to see you let loose a little bit. Make a funny once in awhile. Peace & goodnight to you, sir. :P
if i ever meet him ill get him so drunk on my wine,he will be one happy sombich


Oooo, I wanna be there. And then when we get him good & drunk, we'll make him sing the Australian National Anthem while walking a straight line backwards. I'll bring my camcorder. :twisted:

(Okay, now I REALLY do hafta go to bed. I'm logging off for the third & last time.)
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Postby stevew2 » Mon Nov 30, 2009 4:02 pm

JasonD wrote:
stevew2 wrote:
JasonD wrote:
Andrew wrote:
JasonD wrote: Andrew doesn't have the same sense of humor that you & I have, but I'm sure he's got a funny bone inside of him somewhere.


You two clowns may think you are funny...

As for myself....when I'm not forced to deal with trivial shit on here, I'm the funniest guy around.


I didn't mean that in a bad way, Andrew. I was just making a comparison. I apologize if what I said offended you, but now that you mention it, it sure would be nice to see you let loose a little bit. Make a funny once in awhile. Peace & goodnight to you, sir. :P
if i ever meet him ill get him so drunk on my wine,he will be one happy sombich


Oooo, I wanna be there. And then when we get him good & drunk, we'll make him sing the Australian National Anthem while walking a straight line backwards. I'll bring my camcorder. :twisted:

(Okay, now I REALLY do hafta go to bed. I'm logging off for the third & last time.)
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Postby verslibre » Mon Nov 30, 2009 4:23 pm

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stevew2 wrote:im listening to Rush on HD Net, a fucking real band


You don't mean that. You're just tired.


Yes, he DOES.

Rush blows Journey away, and ya'll know it!!!! :D
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Postby JasonD » Tue Dec 01, 2009 1:32 am

You said you want to write a sitcom, Drew, so I had a dream last night that gave me a sitcom idea for ya: :D You could be the level-headed, firm but loveable straight guy who recently lost his job & now that times have gotten tough, you had to downsize from living in your sprawling thousand acre mansion to renting a cramped apartment.

Me & Steve could be the wacky gay & gay-friendly neighbors who live across the hall & drive you crazy everyday.... always visiting unannounced.... always asking, “Whatcha doing?” You’d love to hate us but that soft spot in your heart just won’t let you.

Meanwhile, your kids can’t get enough of Steve’s cat, Carl, & they’re always begging you to let them go across the hall & pet him. Carl’s constantly getting loose & one day when you open the door to your apartment, Carl goes running inside jumping up on top of your computer’s work station scattering about all the papers to the Journey manuscript you’ve been writing, thus destroying all the hard work you’ve invested. Just when you’ve had enough of Carl & you’re ready to rid yourself of him once & for all, you remember the manuscript back-up you have saved on your computer’s hard drive.

Crisis averted. Everybody is friends again. We all go out & have drink together & laugh about the day’s events. :P :lol: :lol:


(That was supposed to be funny. I'm not a very good writer but I try.)
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Postby bluejeangirl76 » Tue Dec 01, 2009 2:04 am

JasonD wrote:Meanwhile, your kids can’t get enough of Steve’s cat, Carl, & they’re always begging you to let them go across the hall & pet him. Carl’s constantly getting loose & one day when you open the door to your apartment, Carl goes running inside jumping up on top of your computer’s work station scattering about all the papers to the Journey manuscript you’ve been writing, thus destroying all the hard work you’ve invested. Just when you’ve had enough of Carl & you’re ready to rid yourself of him once & for all, you remember the manuscript back-up you have saved on your computer’s hard drive.


I think I've heard this one. :lol:

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So Drew would be the Mr. Wilson to you and stevew (and Carl and his flies) - Dennis the Menace times two.
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Postby stevew2 » Tue Dec 01, 2009 2:59 am

JasonD wrote:You said you want to write a sitcom, Drew, so I had a dream last night that gave me a sitcom idea for ya: :D You could be the level-headed, firm but loveable straight guy who recently lost his job & now that times have gotten tough, you had to downsize from living in your sprawling thousand acre mansion to renting a cramped apartment.

Me & Steve could be the wacky gay & gay-friendly neighbors who live across the hall & drive you crazy everyday.... always visiting unannounced.... always asking, “Whatcha doing?” You’d love to hate us but that soft spot in your heart just won’t let you.

Meanwhile, your kids can’t get enough of Steve’s cat, Carl, & they’re always begging you to let them go across the hall & pet him. Carl’s constantly getting loose & one day when you open the door to your apartment, Carl goes running inside jumping up on top of your computer’s work station scattering about all the papers to the Journey manuscript you’ve been writing, thus destroying all the hard work you’ve invested. Just when you’ve had enough of Carl & you’re ready to rid yourself of him once & for all, you remember the manuscript back-up you have saved on your computer’s hard drive.

Crisis averted. Everybody is friends again. We all go out & have drink together & laugh about the day’s events. :P :lol: :lol:


(That was supposed to be funny. I'm not a very good writer but I try.)
then carl sneaks back in and see frigas pict in that yellow outfit and take a juicy shit all over drews keyboard and mr shuts down for the day as you re pluggin Tom Dick and Harry acroos the shit, you slut
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Postby artist4perry » Wed Dec 02, 2009 11:40 am

Here I set...........buns a flexin............givin birth..........to another Texan.............


Sorry to all my Texas friends.........just found that one funny. :wink: :lol:
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Postby verslibre » Wed Dec 02, 2009 12:04 pm

artist4perry wrote:Here I set...........buns a flexin............givin birth..........to another Texan.............


:lol: :lol: Good one!
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Postby JH'sTXfan » Wed Dec 02, 2009 12:07 pm

artist4perry wrote:Here I set...........buns a flexin............givin birth..........to another Texan.............


Sorry to all my Texas friends.........just found that one funny. :wink: :lol:


:lol: :P
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Postby artist4perry » Wed Dec 02, 2009 12:12 pm

JH'sTXfan wrote:
artist4perry wrote:Here I set...........buns a flexin............givin birth..........to another Texan.............


Sorry to all my Texas friends.........just found that one funny. :wink: :lol:


:lol: :P




We Arkies gotta rib our neighbors to the west. :wink: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Sarah » Thu Dec 03, 2009 11:15 am

I always enjoy when I see conversations on a bathroom stall... like someone writes a paragraph about politics or a personal issue and people come in and respond to it.

Usually I don't see anything in stalls outside of highway rest areas and public parks, though.
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