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Postby StoneCold » Fri Dec 11, 2009 2:08 pm

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Here's the truth behind the Tiger Woods scandal
by Jason Whitlock

There's more money and less intellectual effort in judging, vilifying and diminishing Tiger Woods than in providing the public a lens to understand him and a sports world/culture that long ago was perverted by television's money and fame.

It takes no courage or thought to recognize Tiger's personal failure. He, as far as we know, shamed his wife and family. We can assume Tiger's Swedish wife adopted our American marriage value of strict monogamy, and she is mortified and shocked that her ridiculously famous, handsome, billionaire husband gave in to the temptation of road beef.

Yes, assumption is the platform from which all insightful ideas, opinions and perspective are based.

Armed with the supposition that this brown-skinned golfer has irreversibly harmed an attractive, blonde-haired, blue-eyed white woman, much of the sports media have turned Elin Nordegren into Natalee Holloway and reached for ratings and relevancy by traveling the route paved by Nancy Grace.

There is, believe it or not, another direction to explore. There is another reality we can reluctantly accept. If we choose, we, the media, can do our job and put Tiger's transgressions in their proper context and explain to the public what happened to the perceived traditional ideals of the sports world.

The high-character values and morality we've ascribed to the male and female athletes who entertain us were a myth in the 20th century and a flat-out impossibility now.

When television took control of sports 40 years ago, athletes became America's first reality TV stars and no different from daytime soap opera stars.

When television's money and spotlight began turning 20-year-old athletes into instant millionaires, celebrities and brands, the Jordans, Peyton Mannings, LeBron James, Roger Clemens, Tiger Woods and Michael Phelps of the world became no different from Jon Bon Jovi, Mick Jagger, George Clooney, LL Cool J, Brad Pitt, Britney Spears, Elizabeth Taylor and Robert Redford.

How many women do you think Jagger bedded in his prime? His wealth, fame and looks pale in comparison to Tiger's. When Phelps returned from the Olympics, he hit a bong and the strip clubs, bedding strippers, according to gossip magazine testimony, two and three at a time. You think when Phelps finds the love of his life, he'll dial it back and satisfy himself with vanilla sex when his wife decides to give it to him?

That's right. Men who grow up eating at five-star steakhouses often happily learn to love Hamburger Helper five nights a week.

We're outraged and stunned that Tiger has had a dozen alleged affairs. The typical rock or movie star is laughing and/or questioning Tiger's sexuality if the golfer limited himself to a number below 50 since marriage and 500 in his post-puberty lifetime.

The notion that golf, with its history of unapologetic racism and sexism, is somehow filled with men of impeccable integrity is a hysterical lie propagandized by hypocritical white men willing to commit the same crime they charge Tiger and his sponsors pulled off: the upholding of a patently false image.

"You play golf to drink with your boys, smoke cigars and talk about (sex)," former NBA player John Salley told me Wednesday. "And now we're surprised that a golfer was having sex. We think Tiger is the only one. Why are we treating Tiger like he's elected to public office? He plays golf, man."

This column is not meant to excuse Tiger's irresponsible behavior. The column isn't a contradiction of what I wrote when Steve McNair was killed. People have e-mailed me asking what justifies the difference in tone and content of the columns I've written about Woods and McNair.

Murder and suicide. The accusation that McNair maintained a separate home from his wife and kids. And the fact that McNair, for months, manipulated and preyed upon a 19-year-old child who lost her parents, fled a country, moved away from her adopted family at 16, drove while impaired in all likelihood to protect McNair and was incapable of financially supporting herself.

Iceberg Slim showed more compassion for his hos than McNair did to the obviously emotionally and mentally wounded girl who allegedly killed herself and McNair.

Sorry for the digression.

Despite Tiger's web site statement apologizing for "transgressions" that let his family down, I don't know — and neither do you — Tiger and Elin's sexual values.

They would not be America's first adult couple (let alone celebrity couple) to agree that extracurricular sex is acceptable as long it remains non-embarrassing for the other spouse. Since we've legalized assumption, I've chosen to assume Elin's hijacking of Tiger's cell phone and threats to call Jaimee Grubbs were provoked by the National Enquirer or some gossip magazine contacting Tiger, Elin or one of her friends for comment on an upcoming expose about Rachel Uchitel or one of Tiger's bim-hos.

For all we know, his "transgressions" might be the overall sloppiness of his affairs.

Rather than bloviate and hypocritically posture in a column or on TV/radio about non-criminal sex between consenting adults, wouldn't it be wise to examine what Tiger's perceived failure signifies beyond his humanity?

Is the public really served by Rick Reilly sitting on SportsCenter advising Tiger to appear on Oprah, skip the Masters and U.S. Open, prove to Elin and his fans that his marriage is more important than golf, fire his caddy, IMG and anyone Elin doesn't trust, refuse to take money from his sponsors and grant the media in-home interviews?

Is the public really served by Herm Edwards, a defrocked football preacher, sitting on SportsCenter criticizing Tiger's inner circle for failing to properly advise him to avoid extramarital sex?

The naivete of the commentary about Tiger is astounding. I'm a grown man with a weight problem. Does Herm believe none of my friends has said: "Yo, dog, why you gotta get extra cheese and bacon on that Wendy's triple?" Does Herm believe the families of drug abusers cheer on every snort of coke?

Tiger is a grown-ass man with a billion dollars. It's hard to advise a laid-off factory worker. It's more likely that Tiger ignored his inner circle than his inner circle failed to flash warning signs.

Herm — like Reilly, TMZ, US Weekly — is simply feasting on Tiger like a vulture, picking at Tiger's carcass in an attempt to rehabilitate himself. Herm and his agent recognized that commenting on Woods gave Herm a shot at passing himself off as the life/morality-coach alternative to Tony Dungy. Herm was auditioning for the job to "help" Tiger or be Notre Dame's next coach. You think Herm will muster the courage to get preachy on television and offer personal advice to the football coaches and players he knows for a fact are living the same "misguided" life as Tiger Woods?

Reilly's advice was so asinine, contradictory and hey-look-at-me-and-not-Bill Simmons self-serving that it's really unworthy of rebuke. Let me summarize it: "Hey, Tiger, prove you're not fake by doing a bunch of fake (spit) that doesn't fit your personality and invite me over to write about it."

ESPN killed sports journalism. It hired, overpaid and showered our best and brightest with fame, turning many of them into jig-dancing clowns unprepared to insightfully examine the sports world they allegedly cover.

When Ralph Wiley prematurely died, we lost our Hunter S. Thompson, the man who famously chronicled Rock & Roll culture from the inside without passing judgment.

Somehow we think our job is to uphold the myths, protect the squeaky image of the games and trash the competitors whose failings (steroids) show the public what the games truly are (a staged performance for profit).

Let's act like golfers, like the majority of wealthy men, don't know the Rachel Uchitels of the world, don't frequent Las Vegas nightclubs where a pool cabana or table bottle service guarantee a parade of drunken Barbie Dolls looking for Mr. Right Now.

A heterosexual male celebrity athlete/entertainer who likes to socialize faces tremendous pressure from longtime friends and corporate friends to entertain. If the boys are hitting a club, South Beach or Las Vegas, it's Tiger's job to attract the women. This is far more important than Tiger picking up the tab or securing a lady for himself.

"Hook ya boy up!" is the rallying cry of a single man and many men given a weekend pass by their wife or girlfriend.

"I'm happily married and I still go through it now," NFL tight end Tony Gonzalez shared with me Wednesday. "Right or wrong, it's an expectation that guys have, whether it's your teammates or the friends you've had all your life. They want you to go out because they think, 'Man, you know Tony is going to have some girls around.' I've dealt with that pressure and still do to some degree."

This is why I believe some of the un-closeted bim-hos are lying or have been misidentified by the gossip rags. They're throwing women out there and fame-hungry women are volunteering because they know you don't understand the culture. A moderately attractive woman can easily move in a famous man's circle without ever getting close to her target.

That is not written to suggest Tiger is not a womanizer. It's written to provide context. Tiger operates in a cesspool. He's never portrayed himself as a religious holy roller. His values appear, like most, sexular.

There's no reason for surprise about any of this, particularly his choice of conquests.

As far as I know, Tiger grew up on golf courses in suburban Orange County, raised by an African-American, Chinese and Native American father and Thai, Chinese and Dutch mother. That is not the recipe for falling in love with sistas regardless of Tiger's brown skin and full lips.

By profession and diction, the dude would be considered a nerd by most brothers and sisters. Take away his billion dollars and many of the sisters whining that Tiger prefers blondes would continue their search for a tatted-up, corn-rowed, slang-talking real brother.

(If that description doesn't fit you, then don't complain. Destiny's Child sang and sold "Soldier" because somebody was feeling it.)

Tiger's choice in women isn't a statement about how he feels about us (black folks). It's a statement about where and how he grew up.

The reaction to Tiger's preference exposes America's deep-seated racial hang-ups. Black and white people are equally troubled by Tiger's parade of Caucasian conquests. This unrest is fueling much of the media manipulation of and wallowing in this story.

"If Elin was black, this would be a Left Eye-Andre Rison situation and everyone would move on," John Salley cracked.

When I talked with sociologist Dr. Harry Edwards, he addressed the racial dynamic more seriously.

"If Elin were black, this would be on the scale of Mike Tyson and Robin Givens," Dr. Edwards explained. "It would've lasted a while and then it would just go away."

That may sound preposterous to some, but it's not. The media and the public overreact to whatever crimes/unfairness befall an attractive white woman (Natalee Holloway). Jordan, Ali and Magic all managed to play on their black wives without receiving much criticism. Shaquille O'Neal just finished off the remaining credible pieces of his marriage to a black woman by allegedly having an ongoing affair with Gilbert Arenas' fiancee. No one cares. But this brown-skinned golfer is facing ruin because he cheated on his white wife.

"You're getting reverberations of O.J.," Dr. Edwards said. "White America, corporate America feels betrayed. Tiger was accepted and given all the perks and benefits and now they feel betrayed, the same betrayal they felt with O.J. There are some (black) celebrities that get to dip their biscuit in the gravy of corporate America and then there are some that are given their own bowl of gravy. Tiger had rare access. His sponsors choreographed a superhuman image to promote a sport and sell product. They gave him everything except the latitude to exercise his humanity. There are no super humans down here. There's only us, and sometimes we blow it."

The media cries for Woods to publicly handle his private life sound crazy to Dr. Edwards, too.

"My advice to him would be to take off with his family to some remote island for three months or however long it took to get something worked out," Edwards said. "When I came back, I'd go straight to the golf course. When I was asked about my personal problems, I'd say: 'I messed up. I'm still trying to get that right. Let's talk about golf.' If the questions persisted, I'd apologize, put the microphone down and walk away. Anything he has to say should be shared only with his family.

"He shouldn't worry about bouncing all the way back (as an endorsement force)," Edwards continued. "The one thing we know is that when a ball drops from 15 feet when it bounces back up, it's only going to rise to 12 feet."
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I confess, me too.

Postby MBPL » Fri Dec 11, 2009 2:33 pm

I can't hold this in any longer.

I ran into Tiger a few months ago in LA. He got lost in the black part of town looking for a hamburger. I was on the bus, saw Tiger huddled inside Fat Daddy's BBQ & Hair Salon sobbing hysterically. I cradled Tiger in my 40lbs of middle-aged boobage and I guess he felt coddled because he asked me to spend the night with him. So, we shared my bus pass, hopped on the MTA and went deeper into the ‘hood to the Snooty Fox Motel. He spooned after, not my thing, but a booty call’s a booty call. That morning there was a $10 bill on the table and his leather strap on that he left as a souvenir...I guess. Not proud, but there you have it. :wink:
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Postby JH'sTXfan » Fri Dec 11, 2009 2:40 pm

MBPL wrote:I can't hold this in any longer.

I ran into Tiger a few months ago in LA. He got lost in the black part of town looking for a hamburger. I was on the bus, saw Tiger huddled inside Fat Daddy BBQ & Hair Salon sobbing hysterically. I cradled Tiger in my 40lbs of middle-aged ... See Moreboobage and I guess he felt coddled because he asked me to spend the night with him. So, we shared my bus pass, hopped on the MTA and went deeper into the ‘hood to the Snooty Fox Motel. He spooned after, not my thing, but a booty call’s a booty call. That morning there was a $10 bill on the table and his leather strap on that he left as a souvenir...I guess. Not proud, but there you have it. :wink:


LOL, and the strap-on was cheating. :wink:
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Re: I confess, me too.

Postby MBPL » Fri Dec 11, 2009 2:41 pm

JH'sTXfan wrote:
MBPL wrote:I can't hold this in any longer.

I ran into Tiger a few months ago in LA. He got lost in the black part of town looking for a hamburger. I was on the bus, saw Tiger huddled inside Fat Daddy's BBQ & Hair Salon sobbing hysterically. I cradled Tiger in my 40lbs of middle-age boobage and I guess he felt coddled because he asked me to spend the night with him. So, we shared my bus pass, hopped on the MTA and went deeper into the ‘hood to the Snooty Fox Motel. He spooned after, not my thing, but a booty call’s a booty call. That morning there was a $10 bill on the table and his leather strap on that he left as a souvenir...I guess. Not proud, but there you have it. :wink:


LOL, and the strap-on was cheating. :wink:


Again, not proud . :oops: Oh I get it. Bwaha :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: silly!
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Postby Maui Tom » Fri Dec 11, 2009 2:54 pm

MBPL wrote:I can't hold this in any longer.

I ran into Tiger a few months ago in LA. He got lost in the black part of town looking for a hamburger. I was on the bus, saw Tiger huddled inside Fat Daddy's BBQ & Hair Salon sobbing hysterically. I cradled Tiger in my 40lbs of middle-aged boobage and I guess he felt coddled because he asked me to spend the night with him. So, we shared my bus pass, hopped on the MTA and went deeper into the ‘hood to the Snooty Fox Motel. He spooned after, not my thing, but a booty call’s a booty call. That morning there was a $10 bill on the table and his leather strap on that he left as a souvenir...I guess. Not proud, but there you have it. :wink:


awesome post... :)
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Re: I confess, me too.

Postby JH'sTXfan » Fri Dec 11, 2009 3:16 pm

MBPL wrote:
JH'sTXfan wrote:
MBPL wrote:I can't hold this in any longer.

I ran into Tiger a few months ago in LA. He got lost in the black part of town looking for a hamburger. I was on the bus, saw Tiger huddled inside Fat Daddy's BBQ & Hair Salon sobbing hysterically. I cradled Tiger in my 40lbs of middle-age boobage and I guess he felt coddled because he asked me to spend the night with him. So, we shared my bus pass, hopped on the MTA and went deeper into the ‘hood to the Snooty Fox Motel. He spooned after, not my thing, but a booty call’s a booty call. That morning there was a $10 bill on the table and his leather strap on that he left as a souvenir...I guess. Not proud, but there you have it. :wink:


LOL, and the strap-on was cheating. :wink:


Again, not proud . :oops: Oh I get it. Bwaha :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: silly!


:twisted: The past few days every time I hear "Chestnuts roasting on an open fire..." I think of Tiger. :lol:
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Postby slucero » Fri Dec 11, 2009 7:11 pm

jokesite... but FUNNY.



http://www.celebjihad.com/celeb-jihad/a ... -diversity


Al Sharpton Blasts Tiger Woods for Lack of Mistress Diversity


The Rev. Al Sharpton held a press conference today to blast Tiger Woods for the lack of diversity among his mistresses. Sharpton claims that the lack of African-American women among Woods’ harem will have a negative affect on the black community, specifically young black girls.

“Why is it that a man who calls himself black can’t bring himself to cheat on his wife with a black woman?” said Sharpton, speaking to a group of supporters in Harlem. “What does it say to young black girls everywhere when you pass them over? Shame on you, Tiger Woods. What would your daddy say?”

Sharpton, who has long championed taking black women as mistresses, said that today’s black athletes need to stop neglecting black women when it comes to extramarital affairs, and should follow the examples of positive black role models such as Jesse Jackson and Martin Luther King, Jr., both of whom cheated on their wives with black women. Sharpton also stressed that cheating with African-American women would help the black community financially by giving black girls the chance to sell their stories to tabloids and gossip magazines.

Added Sharpton, “I’m not asking you to not cheat on your wives, I’m just asking you to give back to your own community.”

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Re: I confess, me too.

Postby parfait » Fri Dec 11, 2009 9:38 pm

MBPL wrote:I can't hold this in any longer.

I ran into Tiger a few months ago in LA. He got lost in the black part of town looking for a hamburger. I was on the bus, saw Tiger huddled inside Fat Daddy's BBQ & Hair Salon sobbing hysterically. I cradled Tiger in my 40lbs of middle-aged boobage and I guess he felt coddled because he asked me to spend the night with him. So, we shared my bus pass, hopped on the MTA and went deeper into the ‘hood to the Snooty Fox Motel. He spooned after, not my thing, but a booty call’s a booty call. That morning there was a $10 bill on the table and his leather strap on that he left as a souvenir...I guess. Not proud, but there you have it. :wink:


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Postby Jana » Fri Dec 11, 2009 10:58 pm

JACKSONVILLE, Fla. — Two golfers quoted by a weekly magazine as making disparaging remarks about Tiger Woods and his marriage said Thursday night they never spoke to the publication.

In a story that Life & Style posted on its Web site, Ben Crane is quoted as saying Woods is a "phony and a fake" and that Woods' wife knew about allegations of extramarital affairs. It also quotes Charles Warren as saying Woods' wife "had stars in her eyes and maybe dollar signs too" and should leave him.

The magazine said in a statement it was investigating.

"This is unbelievable," Ben Crane told The Associated Press from his Dallas-area home. "I never said a word about anything. They print this and put my name next to it."

Warren said through his agent that he has not given an interview of any kind in two months.

"I have not spoken to Life & Style magazine, so there is no story here," Warren said in a statement.

Crane's agent, Tommy Limbaugh of 4UManagement, said a magazine official told him the interview took place at the PGA Tour Qualifying tournament last week at Bear Lakes Country Club in West Palm Beach, Fla.

Crane finished 51st on the PGA Tour money list this year and was not at Q-school. Warren, who finished 147th on the money list, withdrew from Q-school before the final round. He was too far back to earn his card.

"We sent an experienced freelance reporter to a golf tournament attended by several PGA pros," the magazine said in a statement. "Our reporter spoke with two golfers who presented themselves as Ben Crane and Charles Warren. We are taking these claims very seriously and investigating further."

Asked if the magazine took photos of the golfers it interviewed, a spokeswoman declined further comment. Life & Style published the quotes Wednesday afternoon, and several Web sites posted them Thursday.

Crane said he first learned about the quotes Thursday morning when his agent called.

"At that point, I was like, 'OK, that's the farthest thing from the truth,'" Crane said. "I didn't realize I should be proactively calling you and (other journalists) until all of a sudden the tour called and said they wanted to run it (on television)."



When the quotes came from that magazine I figured they weren't real. I bought it one time thinking it was legit, and it was all cut and paste or made up or D list celebrities interviewed.
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Postby MBPL » Sat Dec 12, 2009 2:23 am

slucero wrote:jokesite... but FUNNY.



http://www.celebjihad.com/celeb-jihad/a ... -diversity


Al Sharpton Blasts Tiger Woods for Lack of Mistress Diversity


The Rev. Al Sharpton held a press conference today to blast Tiger Woods for the lack of diversity among his mistresses. Sharpton claims that the lack of African-American women among Woods’ harem will have a negative affect on the black community, specifically young black girls.

“Why is it that a man who calls himself black can’t bring himself to cheat on his wife with a black woman?” said Sharpton, speaking to a group of supporters in Harlem. “What does it say to young black girls everywhere when you pass them over? Shame on you, Tiger Woods. What would your daddy say?”

Sharpton, who has long championed taking black women as mistresses, said that today’s black athletes need to stop neglecting black women when it comes to extramarital affairs, and should follow the examples of positive black role models such as Jesse Jackson and Martin Luther King, Jr., both of whom cheated on their wives with black women. Sharpton also stressed that cheating with African-American women would help the black community financially by giving black girls the chance to sell their stories to tabloids and gossip magazines.

Added Sharpton, “I’m not asking you to not cheat on your wives, I’m just asking you to give back to your own community.”


Whooopp!! Funny shit. Seriously, you get a bunch of black women togehter, we pretty much echo that jokesite "sentiment." "Why do all the white women get the brothas?!" Har! *snort*! Hysterical.
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Postby Jana » Sat Dec 12, 2009 2:24 am

Wow, the Jaime one, the light blond, looked cute in her photos, but she was on the Today show this morning and she has a double chin or chins. Definitely looks harder now.

Bill Bellamy, the comic, was funny. He said, paraphrasing, what's up with Tiger and these women he's getting? That where is he getting these women from ,White Castle, Waffle House? He said he needs to up his game and get like a Miss Venezuela or something to make it worth being hit with a golf club by his wife.
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Postby MBPL » Sat Dec 12, 2009 2:35 am

Jana wrote:Wow, the Jaime one, the light blond, looked cute in her photos, but she was on the Today show this morning and she has a double chin or chins. Definitely looks harder now.

Bill Bellamy, the comic, was funny. He said, paraphrasing, what's up with Tiger and these women he's getting? That where is he getting these women from ,White Castle, Waffle House? He said he needs to up his game and get like a Miss Venezuela or something to make it worth being hit with a golf club by his wife.



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Postby Ehwmatt » Sat Dec 12, 2009 2:38 am

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/ne ... Woods.html

Elin supposedly giving Tiger ultimatums, including quitting golf. Gee, I wonder how this is going to go :roll: :roll:

You can't make someone give up something they love, something that is basically all they've ever known and expect it to work... even if it really reels in his cheating. Illogical stuff. I'd never give up music. I'm not sure who's dumber, Elin for trying this or Tiger for supposedly assenting and thinking it'll work.
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Re: I confess, me too.

Postby MBPL » Sat Dec 12, 2009 2:44 am

parfait wrote:
MBPL wrote:I can't hold this in any longer.

I ran into Tiger a few months ago in LA. He got lost in the black part of town looking for a hamburger. I was on the bus, saw Tiger huddled inside Fat Daddy's BBQ & Hair Salon sobbing hysterically. I cradled Tiger in my 40lbs of middle-aged boobage and I guess he felt coddled because he asked me to spend the night with him. So, we shared my bus pass, hopped on the MTA and went deeper into the ‘hood to the Snooty Fox Motel. He spooned after, not my thing, but a booty call’s a booty call. That morning there was a $10 bill on the table and his leather strap on that he left as a souvenir...I guess. Not proud, but there you have it. :wink:


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Um, hmm, O'shea Jackson, (Ice Cube) raised by both parents, good school and fair grades, yet he plays this poor, mad at the world, brooding rapper thug type. What's up with that? If he wasn't married with kids I'd do him. :twisted:
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Postby Jana » Sat Dec 12, 2009 2:52 am

Ehwmatt wrote:http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2767377/Wifes-quit-call-to-Tiger-Woods.html

Elin supposedly giving Tiger ultimatums, including quitting golf. Gee, I wonder how this is going to go :roll: :roll:

You can't make someone give up something they love, something that is basically all they've ever known and expect it to work... even if it really reels in his cheating. Illogical stuff. I'd never give up music. I'm not sure who's dumber, Elin for trying this or Tiger for supposedly assenting and thinking it'll work.


I highly doubt this is true. The Sun is like an Enquirer, I think. Just a lot of made up stuff for headlines to sell papers every week, with a certain percentage of true stories in it.
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Postby Ehwmatt » Sat Dec 12, 2009 2:53 am

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Ehwmatt wrote:http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2767377/Wifes-quit-call-to-Tiger-Woods.html

Elin supposedly giving Tiger ultimatums, including quitting golf. Gee, I wonder how this is going to go :roll: :roll:

You can't make someone give up something they love, something that is basically all they've ever known and expect it to work... even if it really reels in his cheating. Illogical stuff. I'd never give up music. I'm not sure who's dumber, Elin for trying this or Tiger for supposedly assenting and thinking it'll work.


I highly doubt this is true. The Sun is like an Enquirer, I think. Just a lot of made up stuff for headlines to sell papers every week, with a certain percentage of true stories in it.


Yeah, but honestly, with the joke that the media has become, these tabloids aren't much below the mainstream in a lot of instances. To be honest, TMZ is far more reliable for celeb info these days than any mainstream source, for example...

Look at the way the John Edwards fiasco unfolded too..
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Re: I confess, me too.

Postby Jana » Sat Dec 12, 2009 2:55 am

MBPL wrote:
parfait wrote:
MBPL wrote:I can't hold this in any longer.

I ran into Tiger a few months ago in LA. He got lost in the black part of town looking for a hamburger. I was on the bus, saw Tiger huddled inside Fat Daddy's BBQ & Hair Salon sobbing hysterically. I cradled Tiger in my 40lbs of middle-aged boobage and I guess he felt coddled because he asked me to spend the night with him. So, we shared my bus pass, hopped on the MTA and went deeper into the ‘hood to the Snooty Fox Motel. He spooned after, not my thing, but a booty call’s a booty call. That morning there was a $10 bill on the table and his leather strap on that he left as a souvenir...I guess. Not proud, but there you have it. :wink:


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Um, hmm, O'shea Jackson, (Ice Cube) raised by both parents, good school and fair grades, yet he plays this poor, mad at the world, brooding rapper thug type. What's up with that? If he wasn't married with kids I'd do him. :twisted:


What about Kanye West? Middle class upbringing. Mother a Professor of English and chaired the English Department at some university. Kanye made As and Bs and he went on to study art b/f going into the music business. :lol: :lol:
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Postby StoneCold » Sat Dec 12, 2009 3:16 am

Jana wrote:Wow, the Jaime one, the light blond, looked cute in her photos, but she was on the Today show this morning and she has a double chin or chins. Definitely looks harder now.


Nah, she's not cute. She's weird looking.

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Postby Jana » Sat Dec 12, 2009 3:22 am

StoneCold wrote:
Jana wrote:Wow, the Jaime one, the light blond, looked cute in her photos, but she was on the Today show this morning and she has a double chin or chins. Definitely looks harder now.


Nah, she's not cute. She's weird looking.

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No, the other Jamie, Jamie Junger, or something like that, with real light blond hair and was a swimsuit, lingerie model. I guess there's two Jamies.
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Postby StoneCold » Sat Dec 12, 2009 5:59 am

MBPL wrote: If he wasn't married with kids I'd do him. :twisted:


You just made Stevew2's day, you stone cold snooty fox. :)

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Re: I confess, me too.

Postby portland » Sat Dec 12, 2009 6:09 am

StoneCold wrote:
MBPL wrote: If he wasn't married with kids I'd do him. :twisted:


You just made Stevew2's day, you stone cold snooty fox. :)

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Re: I confess, me too.

Postby KenTheDude » Sat Dec 12, 2009 7:03 am

portland wrote:
StoneCold wrote:
MBPL wrote: If he wasn't married with kids I'd do him. :twisted:


You just made Stevew2's day, you stone cold snooty fox. :)

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His bottle of wine fell over and shorted out the keyboard. Hasn't been able to log on since.
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Postby steveo777 » Sat Dec 12, 2009 7:21 am

Ehwmatt wrote:http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2767377/Wifes-quit-call-to-Tiger-Woods.html

Elin supposedly giving Tiger ultimatums, including quitting golf. Gee, I wonder how this is going to go :roll: :roll:

You can't make someone give up something they love, something that is basically all they've ever known and expect it to work... even if it really reels in his cheating. Illogical stuff. I'd never give up music. I'm not sure who's dumber, Elin for trying this or Tiger for supposedly assenting and thinking it'll work.


At least she's speaking to him. :wink:
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Re: I confess, me too.

Postby portland » Sat Dec 12, 2009 7:27 am

KenTheDude wrote:
portland wrote:
StoneCold wrote:
MBPL wrote: If he wasn't married with kids I'd do him. :twisted:


You just made Stevew2's day, you stone cold snooty fox. :)

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His bottle of wine fell over and shorted out the keyboard. Hasn't been able to log on since.




I figured it was something like that :wink:
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Postby Jana » Sat Dec 12, 2009 8:13 am

"A woman who has had a several-year affair with Tiger Woods and has now hired a lawyer, tried to get pregnant by the golfer for years, RadarOnline.com is reporting exclusively.

The woman slept with Tiger sporadically and is now hoping for a payoff from him. She tried for years to get pregnant by him, without telling him that she wasn’t using birth control.

Sources close to the situation told RadarOnline.com: “She used to try to arrange to see Tiger when she was ovulating. She thought she’d be set for life financially if she could have Tiger’s baby.”

Tiger didn’t use protection with the woman but she never became pregnant. Several other mistresses of Tiger have also said he didn’t practice safe sex with them.

The woman’s name has not yet been made public and is being withheld by RadarOnline.com until she comments on the report. But multiple sources confirmed that she had a several-year affair with Tiger and also that she had money problems and hoped her affair with Tiger would solve them.

Those sources told RadarOnline.com independently that she bragged about trying to have Tiger’s baby and how it would solve all her financial woes. He never knew that she was scheming to get pregnant, they say.

The woman is older than Tiger and very attractive. She has not spoken publicly but recently retained a lawyer to deal with Tiger’s people."
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Postby Ehwmatt » Sat Dec 12, 2009 8:17 am

Jana wrote:"A woman who has had a several-year affair with Tiger Woods and has now hired a lawyer, tried to get pregnant by the golfer for years, RadarOnline.com is reporting exclusively.

The woman slept with Tiger sporadically and is now hoping for a payoff from him. She tried for years to get pregnant by him, without telling him that she wasn’t using birth control.

Sources close to the situation told RadarOnline.com: “She used to try to arrange to see Tiger when she was ovulating. She thought she’d be set for life financially if she could have Tiger’s baby.”

Tiger didn’t use protection with the woman but she never became pregnant. Several other mistresses of Tiger have also said he didn’t practice safe sex with them.

The woman’s name has not yet been made public and is being withheld by RadarOnline.com until she comments on the report. But multiple sources confirmed that she had a several-year affair with Tiger and also that she had money problems and hoped her affair with Tiger would solve them.

Those sources told RadarOnline.com independently that she bragged about trying to have Tiger’s baby and how it would solve all her financial woes. He never knew that she was scheming to get pregnant, they say.

The woman is older than Tiger and very attractive. She has not spoken publicly but recently retained a lawyer to deal with Tiger’s people."


Man, this is how I always wonder - how the fuck do people accidentally get pregnant?
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Postby Michigan Girl » Sat Dec 12, 2009 8:25 am

The above mentioned woman is not the only one of
the ten (10)?!? trying to draw a big paycheck this way,
although I'm shocked she has admittted this~ what a
(as JFB would say) DOPE!!! Every one of these
women had unprotected sex for this exact same reason...
a pay day that keeps on giving!!! :wink:
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Postby WalkInMyShoes » Sat Dec 12, 2009 8:51 am

The stupidity, selfishness and greediness of people never ceases to amaze me. And, I'm getting more cynical by the day around this place. Maybe that's good...I guess.
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Postby Ehwmatt » Sat Dec 12, 2009 10:01 am

Fact Finder wrote:Tiger Woods to take indefinite break from professional golf - AP
6 minutes ago


'I need to focus my attention on being a better husband, father, and person,' Tiger Woods says http://bit.ly/4SXl0F
2 minutes ago


He's a fuckin retard and so is she for believing this'll change him. Hell, even if it does, the guy is gonna resent it eventually - golf is all he's ever known, all he's ever worked for, he loves it and lives it and he's on the brink of being the greatest ever - you don't think that'll piss him off eventually and make him either (a) fuck plenty of women again; (b) go back to golfing and (c) resenting Elin all over again for "making" him quit?
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Postby Don » Sat Dec 12, 2009 10:05 am

Ehwmatt wrote:
Fact Finder wrote:Tiger Woods to take indefinite break from professional golf - AP
6 minutes ago


'I need to focus my attention on being a better husband, father, and person,' Tiger Woods says http://bit.ly/4SXl0F
2 minutes ago


He's a fuckin retard and so is she for believing this'll change him. Hell, even if it does, the guy is gonna resent it eventually - golf is all he's ever known, all he's ever worked for, he loves it and lives it and he's on the brink of being the greatest ever - you don't think that'll piss him off eventually and make him either (a) fuck plenty of women again; (b) go back to golfing and (c) resenting Elin all over again for "making" him quit?


Indefinite could mean just until that time when she packs up and goes back to Sweden.
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