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MBPL wrote:I can't hold this in any longer.
I ran into Tiger a few months ago in LA. He got lost in the black part of town looking for a hamburger. I was on the bus, saw Tiger huddled inside Fat Daddy BBQ & Hair Salon sobbing hysterically. I cradled Tiger in my 40lbs of middle-aged ... See Moreboobage and I guess he felt coddled because he asked me to spend the night with him. So, we shared my bus pass, hopped on the MTA and went deeper into the ‘hood to the Snooty Fox Motel. He spooned after, not my thing, but a booty call’s a booty call. That morning there was a $10 bill on the table and his leather strap on that he left as a souvenir...I guess. Not proud, but there you have it.
JH'sTXfan wrote:MBPL wrote:I can't hold this in any longer.
I ran into Tiger a few months ago in LA. He got lost in the black part of town looking for a hamburger. I was on the bus, saw Tiger huddled inside Fat Daddy's BBQ & Hair Salon sobbing hysterically. I cradled Tiger in my 40lbs of middle-age boobage and I guess he felt coddled because he asked me to spend the night with him. So, we shared my bus pass, hopped on the MTA and went deeper into the ‘hood to the Snooty Fox Motel. He spooned after, not my thing, but a booty call’s a booty call. That morning there was a $10 bill on the table and his leather strap on that he left as a souvenir...I guess. Not proud, but there you have it.
LOL, and the strap-on was cheating.
MBPL wrote:I can't hold this in any longer.
I ran into Tiger a few months ago in LA. He got lost in the black part of town looking for a hamburger. I was on the bus, saw Tiger huddled inside Fat Daddy's BBQ & Hair Salon sobbing hysterically. I cradled Tiger in my 40lbs of middle-aged boobage and I guess he felt coddled because he asked me to spend the night with him. So, we shared my bus pass, hopped on the MTA and went deeper into the ‘hood to the Snooty Fox Motel. He spooned after, not my thing, but a booty call’s a booty call. That morning there was a $10 bill on the table and his leather strap on that he left as a souvenir...I guess. Not proud, but there you have it.
MBPL wrote:JH'sTXfan wrote:MBPL wrote:I can't hold this in any longer.
I ran into Tiger a few months ago in LA. He got lost in the black part of town looking for a hamburger. I was on the bus, saw Tiger huddled inside Fat Daddy's BBQ & Hair Salon sobbing hysterically. I cradled Tiger in my 40lbs of middle-age boobage and I guess he felt coddled because he asked me to spend the night with him. So, we shared my bus pass, hopped on the MTA and went deeper into the ‘hood to the Snooty Fox Motel. He spooned after, not my thing, but a booty call’s a booty call. That morning there was a $10 bill on the table and his leather strap on that he left as a souvenir...I guess. Not proud, but there you have it.
LOL, and the strap-on was cheating.
Again, not proud .Oh I get it. Bwaha
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http://www.celebjihad.com/celeb-jihad/a ... -diversity
Al Sharpton Blasts Tiger Woods for Lack of Mistress Diversity
The Rev. Al Sharpton held a press conference today to blast Tiger Woods for the lack of diversity among his mistresses. Sharpton claims that the lack of African-American women among Woods’ harem will have a negative affect on the black community, specifically young black girls.
“Why is it that a man who calls himself black can’t bring himself to cheat on his wife with a black woman?” said Sharpton, speaking to a group of supporters in Harlem. “What does it say to young black girls everywhere when you pass them over? Shame on you, Tiger Woods. What would your daddy say?”
Sharpton, who has long championed taking black women as mistresses, said that today’s black athletes need to stop neglecting black women when it comes to extramarital affairs, and should follow the examples of positive black role models such as Jesse Jackson and Martin Luther King, Jr., both of whom cheated on their wives with black women. Sharpton also stressed that cheating with African-American women would help the black community financially by giving black girls the chance to sell their stories to tabloids and gossip magazines.
Added Sharpton, “I’m not asking you to not cheat on your wives, I’m just asking you to give back to your own community.”
MBPL wrote:I can't hold this in any longer.
I ran into Tiger a few months ago in LA. He got lost in the black part of town looking for a hamburger. I was on the bus, saw Tiger huddled inside Fat Daddy's BBQ & Hair Salon sobbing hysterically. I cradled Tiger in my 40lbs of middle-aged boobage and I guess he felt coddled because he asked me to spend the night with him. So, we shared my bus pass, hopped on the MTA and went deeper into the ‘hood to the Snooty Fox Motel. He spooned after, not my thing, but a booty call’s a booty call. That morning there was a $10 bill on the table and his leather strap on that he left as a souvenir...I guess. Not proud, but there you have it.
slucero wrote:jokesite... but FUNNY.
http://www.celebjihad.com/celeb-jihad/a ... -diversity
Al Sharpton Blasts Tiger Woods for Lack of Mistress Diversity
The Rev. Al Sharpton held a press conference today to blast Tiger Woods for the lack of diversity among his mistresses. Sharpton claims that the lack of African-American women among Woods’ harem will have a negative affect on the black community, specifically young black girls.
“Why is it that a man who calls himself black can’t bring himself to cheat on his wife with a black woman?” said Sharpton, speaking to a group of supporters in Harlem. “What does it say to young black girls everywhere when you pass them over? Shame on you, Tiger Woods. What would your daddy say?”
Sharpton, who has long championed taking black women as mistresses, said that today’s black athletes need to stop neglecting black women when it comes to extramarital affairs, and should follow the examples of positive black role models such as Jesse Jackson and Martin Luther King, Jr., both of whom cheated on their wives with black women. Sharpton also stressed that cheating with African-American women would help the black community financially by giving black girls the chance to sell their stories to tabloids and gossip magazines.
Added Sharpton, “I’m not asking you to not cheat on your wives, I’m just asking you to give back to your own community.”
Jana wrote:Wow, the Jaime one, the light blond, looked cute in her photos, but she was on the Today show this morning and she has a double chin or chins. Definitely looks harder now.
Bill Bellamy, the comic, was funny. He said, paraphrasing, what's up with Tiger and these women he's getting? That where is he getting these women from ,White Castle, Waffle House? He said he needs to up his game and get like a Miss Venezuela or something to make it worth being hit with a golf club by his wife.
parfait wrote:MBPL wrote:I can't hold this in any longer.
I ran into Tiger a few months ago in LA. He got lost in the black part of town looking for a hamburger. I was on the bus, saw Tiger huddled inside Fat Daddy's BBQ & Hair Salon sobbing hysterically. I cradled Tiger in my 40lbs of middle-aged boobage and I guess he felt coddled because he asked me to spend the night with him. So, we shared my bus pass, hopped on the MTA and went deeper into the ‘hood to the Snooty Fox Motel. He spooned after, not my thing, but a booty call’s a booty call. That morning there was a $10 bill on the table and his leather strap on that he left as a souvenir...I guess. Not proud, but there you have it.
Ehwmatt wrote:http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2767377/Wifes-quit-call-to-Tiger-Woods.html
Elin supposedly giving Tiger ultimatums, including quitting golf. Gee, I wonder how this is going to go![]()
You can't make someone give up something they love, something that is basically all they've ever known and expect it to work... even if it really reels in his cheating. Illogical stuff. I'd never give up music. I'm not sure who's dumber, Elin for trying this or Tiger for supposedly assenting and thinking it'll work.
Jana wrote:Ehwmatt wrote:http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2767377/Wifes-quit-call-to-Tiger-Woods.html
Elin supposedly giving Tiger ultimatums, including quitting golf. Gee, I wonder how this is going to go![]()
You can't make someone give up something they love, something that is basically all they've ever known and expect it to work... even if it really reels in his cheating. Illogical stuff. I'd never give up music. I'm not sure who's dumber, Elin for trying this or Tiger for supposedly assenting and thinking it'll work.
I highly doubt this is true. The Sun is like an Enquirer, I think. Just a lot of made up stuff for headlines to sell papers every week, with a certain percentage of true stories in it.
MBPL wrote:parfait wrote:MBPL wrote:I can't hold this in any longer.
I ran into Tiger a few months ago in LA. He got lost in the black part of town looking for a hamburger. I was on the bus, saw Tiger huddled inside Fat Daddy's BBQ & Hair Salon sobbing hysterically. I cradled Tiger in my 40lbs of middle-aged boobage and I guess he felt coddled because he asked me to spend the night with him. So, we shared my bus pass, hopped on the MTA and went deeper into the ‘hood to the Snooty Fox Motel. He spooned after, not my thing, but a booty call’s a booty call. That morning there was a $10 bill on the table and his leather strap on that he left as a souvenir...I guess. Not proud, but there you have it.
Um, hmm, O'shea Jackson, (Ice Cube) raised by both parents, good school and fair grades, yet he plays this poor, mad at the world, brooding rapper thug type. What's up with that? If he wasn't married with kids I'd do him.
Jana wrote:Wow, the Jaime one, the light blond, looked cute in her photos, but she was on the Today show this morning and she has a double chin or chins. Definitely looks harder now.
StoneCold wrote:Jana wrote:Wow, the Jaime one, the light blond, looked cute in her photos, but she was on the Today show this morning and she has a double chin or chins. Definitely looks harder now.
Nah, she's not cute. She's weird looking.
Ehwmatt wrote:http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2767377/Wifes-quit-call-to-Tiger-Woods.html
Elin supposedly giving Tiger ultimatums, including quitting golf. Gee, I wonder how this is going to go![]()
You can't make someone give up something they love, something that is basically all they've ever known and expect it to work... even if it really reels in his cheating. Illogical stuff. I'd never give up music. I'm not sure who's dumber, Elin for trying this or Tiger for supposedly assenting and thinking it'll work.
Jana wrote:"A woman who has had a several-year affair with Tiger Woods and has now hired a lawyer, tried to get pregnant by the golfer for years, RadarOnline.com is reporting exclusively.
The woman slept with Tiger sporadically and is now hoping for a payoff from him. She tried for years to get pregnant by him, without telling him that she wasn’t using birth control.
Sources close to the situation told RadarOnline.com: “She used to try to arrange to see Tiger when she was ovulating. She thought she’d be set for life financially if she could have Tiger’s baby.”
Tiger didn’t use protection with the woman but she never became pregnant. Several other mistresses of Tiger have also said he didn’t practice safe sex with them.
The woman’s name has not yet been made public and is being withheld by RadarOnline.com until she comments on the report. But multiple sources confirmed that she had a several-year affair with Tiger and also that she had money problems and hoped her affair with Tiger would solve them.
Those sources told RadarOnline.com independently that she bragged about trying to have Tiger’s baby and how it would solve all her financial woes. He never knew that she was scheming to get pregnant, they say.
The woman is older than Tiger and very attractive. She has not spoken publicly but recently retained a lawyer to deal with Tiger’s people."
Fact Finder wrote:Tiger Woods to take indefinite break from professional golf - AP
6 minutes ago
'I need to focus my attention on being a better husband, father, and person,' Tiger Woods says http://bit.ly/4SXl0F
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Ehwmatt wrote:Fact Finder wrote:Tiger Woods to take indefinite break from professional golf - AP
6 minutes ago
'I need to focus my attention on being a better husband, father, and person,' Tiger Woods says http://bit.ly/4SXl0F
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He's a fuckin retard and so is she for believing this'll change him. Hell, even if it does, the guy is gonna resent it eventually - golf is all he's ever known, all he's ever worked for, he loves it and lives it and he's on the brink of being the greatest ever - you don't think that'll piss him off eventually and make him either (a) fuck plenty of women again; (b) go back to golfing and (c) resenting Elin all over again for "making" him quit?
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