Howard Stern Signs New Contract

by **Enigma869** » Fri Dec 10, 2010 12:38 am

Looks like the greatest man in the history of radio is hanging around a bit longer!

http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/165387 ... tory.jhtml

by **Behshad** » Fri Dec 10, 2010 12:40 am

There were rumors of him cuttin a deal with Apple, but I know his ego and Jobs ego would just clash. He is one of a kind, indeedio !

by **Ehwmatt** » Fri Dec 10, 2010 12:53 am

Man I gotta get me a Sirius subscription.

by **Saint John** » Fri Dec 10, 2010 1:11 am

Pure scum. Talentless, too. This guy would be funny if I were still in grade school.

by **Enigma869** » Fri Dec 10, 2010 1:21 am

Saint John wrote:Pure scum. Talentless, too. This guy would be funny if I were still in grade school.

You clearly don't like Stern and many don't, but to call him talentless is fucking ABSURD! Like him or not, he is one of the most significant people in the history of radio!

by **Behshad** » Fri Dec 10, 2010 1:26 am

Enigma869 wrote:
Saint John wrote:Pure scum. Talentless, too. This guy would be funny if I were still in grade school.

You clearly don't like Stern and many don't, but to call him talentless is fucking ABSURD! Like him or not, he is one of the most significant people in the history of radio!

Saint John is more into arts like Garden Views and shit like that. Thats why he dont "get" Stern....

by **The_Noble_Cause** » Fri Dec 10, 2010 1:33 am

Since this guy bounced from terrestrial radio, the airwaves have been devoid of talent. It's either Rush, Beck, or Seacrest on every station. Take your pick. The Greaseman came back briefly but now he's been canned again. There's NOTHING on.

by **YoungJRNY** » Fri Dec 10, 2010 1:34 am

Ehwmatt wrote:Man I gotta get me a Sirius subscription.

It's a must. My brother owns a T-shirt screening company and I worked for him for about 6 years or so. Customers would come in, we'd be behind the curtain printing shirts blasting Howard Stern and laughing our ass's off. Life in the radio field isn't complete without Howard Stern, PERIOD. I'd vote Stern in for President of the United States of America if he ran today. Plus, Stern has all the perks he needs to run the show HIS way on Sirius, something he couldn't do on his other station under contract, which means more tits, more ass, more orgasm's and more hilarity to his techniques & his style of what he commands from his panelist regarding juicy gossip and straight to the bone humor. Guys a legend.

by **Ehwmatt** » Fri Dec 10, 2010 2:03 am

Saint John wrote:Pure scum. Talentless, too. This guy would be funny if I were still in grade school.

can't believe you don't like Howard man. I think he's pretty hilarious. I will say, I had SIrius back when he first moved to satellite and it was terrible - it was almost like the freedom to say anything made it less edgy. But, I had a rental car a year ago after some wetback hit my car and I got to listen to Howard for a week. He was back to form.

by **Rockindeano** » Fri Dec 10, 2010 2:07 am

Ehwmatt wrote:Man I gotta get me a Sirius subscription.

13 bucks a month, Stern is unedited. it's worth it alone just to hear Howard. You can listen online too, Matt. You don't need a Sirius radio to listen.

Howard is the King for a reason. Those who don't like him either never listened to him or are jealous, period.

by **brandonx76** » Fri Dec 10, 2010 2:14 am

What's the story with Artie - I heard the show simply wasn't the same without him.

by **Rockindeano** » Fri Dec 10, 2010 2:19 am

brandonpfn wrote:What's the story with Artie - I heard the show simply wasn't the same without him.

It's not...the guy is the funniest fucker alive....just hoping he stays alive. He'll be back.

by **The_Noble_Cause** » Fri Dec 10, 2010 2:22 am

Artie should be fired. The dude nabbed the most highly sought after gig in radio, bar none, and half the time he's either late, hung over, or depressed. Even Martling didn't pull this BS. Allegedly Adam Carolla was Stern's first choice anyway.

by **Rockindeano** » Fri Dec 10, 2010 2:25 am

The_Noble_Cause wrote:Artie should be fired. The dude nabbed the most highly sought after gig in radio, bar none, and half the time he's either late, hung over, or depressed. Even Martling didn't pull this BS. Allegedly Adam Carolla was Stern's first choice anyway.

That's the rumour. I just read arties book, Too Fat to Fish, and besides it being hilarious, it does say Corolla was the first choice, but Artie came in and auditioned and snatched the job. You have to admit TNC, Artie is hilarious.

by **Michigan Girl** » Fri Dec 10, 2010 2:31 am

Artie and Jackie's personal woes are a huge part of what makes them soooo funny!!
Heellllooo ...Richard Pryor, John Belushi, John Candy ...the list goes on!! :wink:

by **The_Noble_Cause** » Fri Dec 10, 2010 2:34 am

Rockindeano wrote: You have to admit TNC, Artie is hilarious.

Anybody is funnier than Jackie, but c'mon, Artie has pissed away what is arguably the most fun job in the world. Any comedian would kill to be in that seat. At this point, I'd even rather hear Diceman sitting there.

by **Jana** » Fri Dec 10, 2010 2:36 am

Rockindeano wrote:
The_Noble_Cause wrote:Artie should be fired. The dude nabbed the most highly sought after gig in radio, bar none, and half the time he's either late, hung over, or depressed. Even Martling didn't pull this BS. Allegedly Adam Carolla was Stern's first choice anyway.

That's the rumour. I just read arties book, Too Fat to Fish, and besides it being hilarious, it does say Corolla was the first choice, but Artie came in and auditioned and snatched the job. You have to admit TNC, Artie is hilarious.

I have to admit, I found Artie gross, at first, but as time went on, I realized he was a brilliant addition. The guy is so funny and quick-witted. I love his dry humor he would toss in at opportune moments. What's going on with him? He never came back, yet? I read he was starting standup again. He has some horrible demons to have stabbed himself like that.

by **YoungJRNY** » Fri Dec 10, 2010 2:37 am

Rockindeano wrote:
The_Noble_Cause wrote:Artie should be fired. The dude nabbed the most highly sought after gig in radio, bar none, and half the time he's either late, hung over, or depressed. Even Martling didn't pull this BS. Allegedly Adam Carolla was Stern's first choice anyway.

That's the rumour. I just read arties book, Too Fat to Fish, and besides it being hilarious, it does say Corolla was the first choice, but Artie came in and auditioned and snatched the job. You have to admit TNC, Artie is hilarious.

Artie Lang has had MANY Stern moments, but this sticks out as his Gold Metal radio earnings. It doesn't get better than this: Artie flips out on his assistant for possibly stealing money off of him of some sort. This made major risings on the radio Richter scale. It slowly builds up to utter CHAOS. I remember listening to this live. EPIC.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqdOEkIA ... re=related

by **brandonx76** » Fri Dec 10, 2010 2:42 am

YoungJRNY wrote:
Rockindeano wrote:
The_Noble_Cause wrote:Artie should be fired. The dude nabbed the most highly sought after gig in radio, bar none, and half the time he's either late, hung over, or depressed. Even Martling didn't pull this BS. Allegedly Adam Carolla was Stern's first choice anyway.

That's the rumour. I just read arties book, Too Fat to Fish, and besides it being hilarious, it does say Corolla was the first choice, but Artie came in and auditioned and snatched the job. You have to admit TNC, Artie is hilarious.

Artie Lang has had MANY Stern moments, but this sticks out as his Gold Metal radio earnings. It doesn't get better than this: Artie flips out on his assistant for possibly stealing money off of him of some sort. This made major risings on the radio Richter scale. It slowly builds up to utter CHAOS. I remember listening to this live. EPIC.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqdOEkIA ... re=related

Is that the one that says "I had to go to Bloomies"? ohh man...Artie has some issue, clearly. But that was funny... There's video out there too somewhere. Carolla on the show - I can't see that, he needs to lead his own show. Adam's podcasts are pretty good.

by **YoungJRNY** » Fri Dec 10, 2010 2:49 am

brandonpfn wrote:
YoungJRNY wrote:
Rockindeano wrote:
The_Noble_Cause wrote:Artie should be fired. The dude nabbed the most highly sought after gig in radio, bar none, and half the time he's either late, hung over, or depressed. Even Martling didn't pull this BS. Allegedly Adam Carolla was Stern's first choice anyway.

That's the rumour. I just read arties book, Too Fat to Fish, and besides it being hilarious, it does say Corolla was the first choice, but Artie came in and auditioned and snatched the job. You have to admit TNC, Artie is hilarious.

Artie Lang has had MANY Stern moments, but this sticks out as his Gold Metal radio earnings. It doesn't get better than this: Artie flips out on his assistant for possibly stealing money off of him of some sort. This made major risings on the radio Richter scale. It slowly builds up to utter CHAOS. I remember listening to this live. EPIC.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqdOEkIA ... re=related

Is that the one that says "I had to go to Bloomies"? ohh man...Artie has some issue, clearly. But that was funny... There's video out there too somewhere. Carolla on the show - I can't see that, he needs to lead his own show. Adam's podcasts are pretty good.

Here is the video of it live in the studio. This is the first time seeing the clip via video. Good stuff!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gd_BWUcE ... re=related

by **bluejeangirl76** » Fri Dec 10, 2010 3:52 am

Rockindeano wrote:
Ehwmatt wrote:Man I gotta get me a Sirius subscription.

13 bucks a month, Stern is unedited. it's worth it alone just to hear Howard. You can listen online too, Matt. You don't need a Sirius radio to listen.

Howard is the King for a reason. Those who don't like him either never listened to him or are jealous, period.

Did you hear the annoucement this morning? He came on and fooled around for 15 minutes making a retirement announcement and freaked everyone out. :lol:

Then he took *so* long getting to it, stringing everyone along, so I cheated... went to my phone, looked at Twitter, saw "Stern stays at Sirius for 5 more years" and went on with my day. :lol:

I would have cancelled if he left. He's why I got it in 2006.

by **Enigma869** » Fri Dec 10, 2010 4:07 am

bluejeangirl76 wrote:
Did you hear the annoucement this morning? He came on and fooled around for 15 minutes making a retirement announcement and freaked everyone out. Then he took *so* long getting to it, stringing everyone along, so I cheated... went to my phone, looked at Twitter, saw "Stern stays at Sirius for 5 more years" and went on with my day.

I would have cancelled if he left. He's why I got it in 2006.

How fitting that "BJ" Girl is a Stern fan :lol:

by **bluejeangirl76** » Fri Dec 10, 2010 4:08 am

Enigma869 wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:
Did you hear the annoucement this morning? He came on and fooled around for 15 minutes making a retirement announcement and freaked everyone out. Then he took *so* long getting to it, stringing everyone along, so I cheated... went to my phone, looked at Twitter, saw "Stern stays at Sirius for 5 more years" and went on with my day.

I would have cancelled if he left. He's why I got it in 2006.

How fitting that "BJ" Girl is a Stern fan

Hilarious, John.

Absolutely hilarious.

:lol:

by **Saint John** » Fri Dec 10, 2010 4:20 am

Just realized that my (rented) 2011 Jeep Grand Cherokee has Sirius. What time is this scumbag on and on what channel?

by **Enigma869** » Fri Dec 10, 2010 4:24 am

Saint John wrote:Just realized that my (rented) 2011 Jeep Grand Cherokee has Sirius. What time is this scumbag on and on what channel?

Howard 100 and Howard 101. It's his station, so he's always "on". The live shows run M-T from 6am to 10am.

by **bluejeangirl76** » Fri Dec 10, 2010 4:28 am

Saint John wrote:Just realized that my (rented) 2011 Jeep Grand Cherokee has Sirius. What time is this scumbag on and on what channel?

Replays all day long on ch. 100. West Coast feed starts at 8 a.m. (CST) on 101 and is played once.

by **Saint John** » Fri Dec 10, 2010 4:29 am

Thank you both.

I'll give that dirt bag a listen, later on.

by **StevePerryHair** » Fri Dec 10, 2010 4:52 am

Saint John wrote:Just realized that my (rented) 2011 Jeep Grand Cherokee has Sirius. What time is this scumbag on and on what channel?

You may as well! It's not like there is much else for you to do besides shovel snow! :lol:

by **Saint John** » Fri Dec 10, 2010 4:55 am

StevePerryHair wrote:
Saint John wrote:Just realized that my (rented) 2011 Jeep Grand Cherokee has Sirius. What time is this scumbag on and on what channel?

You may as well! It's not like there is much else for you to do besides shovel snow!

Just under 4 feet total so far. Today is the first day without at least 4 inches of snow since I don't know when!!! And they're saying that a storm is headed this way Sunday night that's gonna slam us. :lol:

by **StevePerryHair** » Fri Dec 10, 2010 5:02 am

Saint John wrote:
StevePerryHair wrote:
Saint John wrote:Just realized that my (rented) 2011 Jeep Grand Cherokee has Sirius. What time is this scumbag on and on what channel?

You may as well! It's not like there is much else for you to do besides shovel snow!

Just under 4 feet total so far. Today is the first day without at least 4 inches of snow since I don't know when!!! And they're saying that a storm is headed this way Sunday night that's gonna slam us.

I've seen some pics from up that way! The weather channel was live in Erie a few days ago. Those images make me happy I live here. :lol:

Take note though....over 4ft of snow in a couple days time doesn't even shut the people down! They get out their shovels, and carry on :lol:

you're lucky you didn't get as much as some areas north of you! Did they give you studded tires on that rental? :lol:

I can just see you sitting out in your car with the heat cranked up listening to stern :lol:

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