Memorable MR moments/posts/battles....

[Behshad]

I think everybody here has done battle with Parfait at one point or another.

Even Parfait himself

I loved it when he had a melt down during one post! LOL!

BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, ETC..............WHO CAN ARGUE WITH SUCH SUPERIOR LOGIC? LOL!

B could you find that one for me? That was classic!

Says the women who prays to a dude in the skies who's son was born through parthenogenesis. Last thing I remember is you bitching about quitting the forums because I logically raped you.

Eat your cookie and move the fuck on.

Says the man who thinks that nothing exploded and the universe was formed, then billions of years later after the earth cooled down, life just randomly appeared. single celled organisms (which are more complex than anything manmade), hooked up, had kids, then they had kids , etc, and they learned to create organisms that got bigger, smarter, and poof... HERE WE ARE PLAYING ON THE INTERNET! Makes a lot of sense to me. You know the cool thing about God? He loves you anyway.

[parfait]

I think everybody here has done battle with Parfait at one point or another.

Even Parfait himself

I loved it when he had a melt down during one post! LOL!

BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, ETC..............WHO CAN ARGUE WITH SUCH SUPERIOR LOGIC? LOL!

B could you find that one for me? That was classic!

Says the women who prays to a dude in the skies who's son was born through parthenogenesis. Last thing I remember is you bitching about quitting the forums because I logically raped you.

Eat your cookie and move the fuck on.

Says the man who thinks that nothing exploded and the universe was formed, then billions of years later after the earth cooled down, life just randomly appeared. single celled organisms (which are more complex than anything manmade), hooked up, had kids, then they had kids , etc, and they learned to create organisms that got bigger, smarter, and poof... HERE WE ARE PLAYING ON THE INTERNET! Makes a lot of sense to me. You know the cool thing about God? He loves you anyway.

I get that it can be hard to understand when you're a retard. Really. I do. Like the fact that there was no explosion, but a dense state that quickly expanded and formed the diluted universe we have today. It's actually still expanding. Background radiation and Hubble's law easily prove its validity.

The evolution of the cell is easily seen through modern DNA analysis or just through a fucking microscope. Mitochondria and its ribosomes evolved from prokaryots into eukaryots. Sorry, but you guys are simply ignorant.

“Today, the theory of evolution is an accepted fact for everyone but a fundamentalist minority, whose objections are based not on reasoning but on doctrinaire adherence to religious principles”

James D. Watson

[Behshad]

I think everybody here has done battle with Parfait at one point or another.

Even Parfait himself

I loved it when he had a melt down during one post! LOL!

BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, ETC..............WHO CAN ARGUE WITH SUCH SUPERIOR LOGIC? LOL!

B could you find that one for me? That was classic!

Says the women who prays to a dude in the skies who's son was born through parthenogenesis. Last thing I remember is you bitching about quitting the forums because I logically raped you.

Eat your cookie and move the fuck on.

Says the man who thinks that nothing exploded and the universe was formed, then billions of years later after the earth cooled down, life just randomly appeared. single celled organisms (which are more complex than anything manmade), hooked up, had kids, then they had kids , etc, and they learned to create organisms that got bigger, smarter, and poof... HERE WE ARE PLAYING ON THE INTERNET! Makes a lot of sense to me. You know the cool thing about God? He loves you anyway.

Bla blablabla blabla blablabla bla blablablablabla blablablablablabla I like urine blablablablablabla bla blablabla Im a dirty whore blablablabla and I am spoiled with maids and butlers around me blablablabl bla blablablabl blabla blablabla bla blabla blabla

I agree 100% !

[S2M]

I think everybody here has done battle with Parfait at one point or another.

Even Parfait himself

I loved it when he had a melt down during one post! LOL!

BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, ETC..............WHO CAN ARGUE WITH SUCH SUPERIOR LOGIC? LOL!

B could you find that one for me? That was classic!

Says the women who prays to a dude in the skies who's son was born through parthenogenesis. Last thing I remember is you bitching about quitting the forums because I logically raped you.

Eat your cookie and move the fuck on.

Says the man who thinks that nothing exploded and the universe was formed, then billions of years later after the earth cooled down, life just randomly appeared. single celled organisms (which are more complex than anything manmade), hooked up, had kids, then they had kids , etc, and they learned to create organisms that got bigger, smarter, and poof... HERE WE ARE PLAYING ON THE INTERNET! Makes a lot of sense to me. You know the cool thing about God? He loves you anyway.

I get that it can be hard to understand when you're a retard. Really. I do. Like the fact that there was no explosion, but a dense state that quickly expanded and formed the diluted universe we have today. It's actually still expanding. Background radiation and Hubble's law easily prove its validity.

The evolution of the cell is easily seen through modern DNA analysis or just through a fucking microscope. Mitochondria and its ribosomes evolved from prokaryots into eukaryots. Sorry, but you guys are simply ignorant.

“Today, the theory of evolution is an accepted fact for everyone but a fundamentalist minority, whose objections are based not on reasoning but on doctrinaire adherence to religious principles”

James D. Watson

That's fine and dandy, Parfait. And I agree with you. but you could spout off 587 separate pieces of fact, and in the end the other side will just say, 'Well all that is true....but who set everything in motion?'

[verslibre]

I get that it can be hard to understand when you're a retard. Really. I do. Like the fact that there was no explosion, but a dense state that quickly expanded and formed the diluted universe we have today. It's actually still expanding. Background radiation and Hubble's law easily prove its validity.

The evolution of the cell is easily seen through modern DNA analysis or just through a fucking microscope. Mitochondria and its ribosomes evolved from prokaryots into eukaryots. Sorry, but you guys are simply ignorant.

“Today, the theory of evolution is an accepted fact for everyone but a fundamentalist minority, whose objections are based not on reasoning but on doctrinaire adherence to religious principles”

James D. Watson

Three examples of cut-and-paste. It's not so much that you subscribe to the above, than the fact you simply profess no belief in a Creator. For you, there are two wagons, and you merely choose to ride on one and toss jugs full of your piss at the other.

[verslibre]

That's fine and dandy, Parfait. And I agree with you. but you could spout off 587 separate pieces of fact, and in the end the other side will just say, 'Well all that is true....but who set everything in motion?'

Don't say that. He might implode.

[ebake02]

How the fuck did a thread about memorable battles turn into an argument about evolution Better question, does Parfait even know what he's talking about?

[G.I.Jim]

How the fuck did a thread about memorable battles turn into an argument about evolution Better question, does Parfait even know what he's talking about?

Nope. I'd like him to explain how a single cell organism was created. He says the "evolved", so I'm sure he can explain how they were formed.

[brandonx76]

"There are scientists at NASA who are suggesting that the evolutionary progress of life on Earth was given a helping hand by extraterrestrial beings. They suggest that the progression of lifeforms from single cell organisms to sentient beings was due to the activation of genes inserted into the Earthly eukaryote by extraterrestrials. What biologists have described as random evolution may actually be the transformation and replication of living organisms which long ago lived on other worlds."

http://www.environmentalgraffiti.com/sp ... ial-life-1

[artist4perry]

I think everybody here has done battle with Parfait at one point or another.

Even Parfait himself

I loved it when he had a melt down during one post! LOL!

BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, ETC..............WHO CAN ARGUE WITH SUCH SUPERIOR LOGIC? LOL!

B could you find that one for me? That was classic!

Says the women who prays to a dude in the skies who's son was born through parthenogenesis. Last thing I remember is you bitching about quitting the forums because I logically raped you.

Eat your cookie and move the fuck on.

Says the man who thinks that nothing exploded and the universe was formed, then billions of years later after the earth cooled down, life just randomly appeared. single celled organisms (which are more complex than anything manmade), hooked up, had kids, then they had kids , etc, and they learned to create organisms that got bigger, smarter, and poof... HERE WE ARE PLAYING ON THE INTERNET! Makes a lot of sense to me. You know the cool thing about God? He loves you anyway.

I get that it can be hard to understand when you're a retard. Really. I do. Like the fact that there was no explosion, but a dense state that quickly expanded and formed the diluted universe we have today. It's actually still expanding. Background radiation and Hubble's law easily prove its validity.

The evolution of the cell is easily seen through modern DNA analysis or just through a fucking microscope. Mitochondria and its ribosomes evolved from prokaryots into eukaryots. Sorry, but you guys are simply ignorant.

“Today, the theory of evolution is an accepted fact for everyone but a fundamentalist minority, whose objections are based not on reasoning but on doctrinaire adherence to religious principles”

James D. Watson

What was that Paul Simon song I wanted to dedicate him? Oh yeah. "STILL CRAZY AFTER ALL THESE YEARS.
Parfait, what makes all this amazingly funny is you still feel the need to prove something, I don't. All I have to do is mention that battle and you go off on tangents. Classic! I could actually care less about winning some battle with you.

As one famous French lady said: Let him eat Cake.

[artist4perry]

I think everybody here has done battle with Parfait at one point or another.

Even Parfait himself

I loved it when he had a melt down during one post! LOL!

BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, ETC..............WHO CAN ARGUE WITH SUCH SUPERIOR LOGIC? LOL!

B could you find that one for me? That was classic!

Says the women who prays to a dude in the skies who's son was born through parthenogenesis. Last thing I remember is you bitching about quitting the forums because I logically raped you.

Eat your cookie and move the fuck on.

Says the man who thinks that nothing exploded and the universe was formed, then billions of years later after the earth cooled down, life just randomly appeared. single celled organisms (which are more complex than anything manmade), hooked up, had kids, then they had kids , etc, and they learned to create organisms that got bigger, smarter, and poof... HERE WE ARE PLAYING ON THE INTERNET! Makes a lot of sense to me. You know the cool thing about God? He loves you anyway.

I get that it can be hard to understand when you're a retard. Really. I do. Like the fact that there was no explosion, but a dense state that quickly expanded and formed the diluted universe we have today. It's actually still expanding. Background radiation and Hubble's law easily prove its validity.

The evolution of the cell is easily seen through modern DNA analysis or just through a fucking microscope. Mitochondria and its ribosomes evolved from prokaryots into eukaryots. Sorry, but you guys are simply ignorant.

“Today, the theory of evolution is an accepted fact for everyone but a fundamentalist minority, whose objections are based not on reasoning but on doctrinaire adherence to religious principles”

James D. Watson

That's fine and dandy, Parfait. And I agree with you. but you could spout off 587 separate pieces of fact, and in the end the other side will just say, 'Well all that is true....but who set everything in motion?'

Yup, that is the million dollar question alright, also where are the bones? Transitional bones.................and we love you more S2M. You don't have to see over your foreskin to type. Parfait's is like a turtleneck sweater over his eyes. I could care less about making you or anyone else believe there is a God. Amazingly enough it is one of those things we will have to just find the answer for ourselves.

[parfait]

How the fuck did a thread about memorable battles turn into an argument about evolution Better question, does Parfait even know what he's talking about?

Nope. I'd like him to explain how a single cell organism was created. He says the "evolved", so I'm sure he can explain how they were formed.

I can't. There's several hypothesis, but no known valid theory yet. Panspermia is one example. You're however mixing up two very different things - the the big bang, and the replication of the first cell, which are to completely different things. The latter is called abiogenesis. Scientists have created life from nothing by the way; synthetically creating a chromosome on a computer.

Scientists have a very good understand of the principles of abiogenesis and they will find enough proof to validate a theory soon enough. What'll happen then. You'll say; but God did that too. The transitional bones shit you keep on spewing, Ginger, is simply mind bogglingly retarded. There's thousands of transitional bones. Go down to the local museum and ask a paleontologist and he'll point to many. He might even point to your ass and say; yup, the coccyx is the remaining, transitional bone, from a time when we had a tail. Go read a book. Seriously. It frightens me that you're a teacher.

What you're doing is clinging to blind faith, without any proof whatsoever; and I don't even want to start with the historical, logical or scientifically fallacies in religion. Any religion. You believe in the Christian God because you've been taught to do so. If you where raised in India, you would believe in Shiva, Vishnu and Ganesha. One of Vishnu's avatars, Krishna, is as many others, strangely similar to Jesus, who "lived" thousands of years later. Born through a virgin birth, both used parables to teach people and rose from the dead.

Strange... It's seems like it's all just total bullshit.

[Moon Beam]

Eat your cookie and move the fuck on.

If any man ever needed a fry pan to the back of the head, surely you'd be my
first choice for the front of the line Fella.

[artist4perry]

How the fuck did a thread about memorable battles turn into an argument about evolution Better question, does Parfait even know what he's talking about?

Nope. I'd like him to explain how a single cell organism was created. He says the "evolved", so I'm sure he can explain how they were formed.

I can't. There's several hypothesis, but no known valid theory yet. Panspermia is one example. You're however mixing up two very different things - the the big bang, and the replication of the first cell, which are to completely different things. The latter is called abiogenesis. Scientists have created life from nothing by the way; synthetically creating a chromosome on a computer.

Scientists have a very good understand of the principles of abiogenesis and they will find enough proof to validate a theory soon enough. What'll happen then. You'll say; but God did that too. The transitional bones shit you keep on spewing, Ginger, is simply mind bogglingly retarded. There's thousands of transitional bones. Go down to the local museum and ask a paleontologist and he'll point to many. He might even point to your ass and say; yup, the coccyx is the remaining, transitional bone, from a time when we had a tail. Go read a book. Seriously. It frightens me that you're a teacher.

What you're doing is clinging to blind faith, without any proof whatsoever; and I don't even want to start with the historical, logical or scientifically fallacies in religion. Any religion. You believe in the Christian God because you've been taught to do so. If you where raised in India, you would believe in Shiva, Vishnu and Ganesha. One of Vishnu's avatars, Krishna, is as many others, strangely similar to Jesus, who "lived" thousands of years later. Born through a virgin birth, both used parables to teach people and rose from the dead.

Strange... It's seems like it's all just total bullshit.

I have seen the bones, and again, no full formed anything that shows one creature changing from one form to another. As gradual as you claim, it would have the beginnings of its former self with some slowly changing appendages. There are none. Scientists as you said above don't have all the answers. And I really don't care what you think of God. Again, you got to such lengths to PROVE yourself intellectually superior.

Your claiming something is a fact when in all reality it has not been proven to be so.

As for me being a teacher, sometimes you just learn it does no good to argue with a stubborn spoiled little boy. He will never see things outside of his own personal bubble. Young people have a tendency to be absorbed in self. Self is all knowing and all absorbed. As you grow older you learn there is a great deal about life in general that you don't know.
One thing is for sure, your childish need to be "RIGHT", is astounding to me. The wisest thing anyone can say, is that we don't know it all. To claim you do makes you the biggest fool of all.

[Behshad]

Eat your cookie and move the fuck on.

If any man ever needed a fry pan to the back of the head, surely you'd be my
first choice for the front of the line Fella.

[artist4perry]

Eat your cookie and move the fuck on.

If any man ever needed a fry pan to the back of the head, surely you'd be my
first choice for the front of the line Fella.

[StevePerryHair]

Eat your cookie and move the fuck on.

If any man ever needed a fry pan to the back of the head, surely you'd be my
first choice for the front of the line Fella.

Bet he'll love that his cartoon version has a double chin too! I can see everyone lining up with their frying pans, taking turns!

[artist4perry]

Eat your cookie and move the fuck on.

If any man ever needed a fry pan to the back of the head, surely you'd be my
first choice for the front of the line Fella.

Bet he'll love that his cartoon version has a double chin too! I can see everyone lining up with their frying pans, taking turns!

Dibs.

[G.I.Jim]

Eat your cookie and move the fuck on.

If any man ever needed a fry pan to the back of the head, surely you'd be my
first choice for the front of the line Fella.

You go girl!

[artist4perry]

The biggest problem with you Parfait is your self absorbed pride. We all have things we are knowledgeable about.

You keep trying to get into a pissing match with others, but you keep missing the urinal.

Your typing in things anyone can research and cut and paste, or paraphrase. These are not your own discoveries but the discoveries of others. So technically your not intellectually superior, your just parroting someone else's research . If I wanted to, I could sit and do the same.

But to what end? Neither theory has proof. So what it boils down to is can you survive just letting everyone else come to their own thoughts on the subject? My guess is not. This need to be right is all absorbing to you.

Therapy might be helpful, that and some soap.

[ebake02]

How the fuck did a thread about memorable battles turn into an argument about evolution Better question, does Parfait even know what he's talking about?

Nope. I'd like him to explain how a single cell organism was created. He says the "evolved", so I'm sure he can explain how they were formed.

I don't think he does either, he's trying to blow smoke up everybody's ass.

[Angel]

Oh my! We're doing this again? Seriously, there has to be something better to dig up from the past?

[ebake02]

Oh my! We're doing this again? Seriously, there has to be something better to dig up from the past?

It's all Parfait's fault.

[Don]

Oh my! We're doing this again? Seriously, there has to be something better to dig up from the past?

It's all Parfait's fault.

Kermit is great! Keep on truckin' Parfait; flatten 'em all, one holy roller at a time!

[artist4perry]

Oh my! We're doing this again? Seriously, there has to be something better to dig up from the past?

It's all Parfait's fault.

Kermit is great! Keep on truckin' Parfait; flatten 'em all, one holy roller at a time!

Yes, we live in such fear.

[Behshad]

Oh my! We're doing this again? Seriously, there has to be something better to dig up from the past?

It's all Parfait's fault.

Kermit is great! Keep on truckin' Parfait; flatten 'em all, one holy roller at a time!

He's only rolling over himself. He might need you though , so open your mouth and say Shower me meister !

[artist4perry]

Oh my! We're doing this again? Seriously, there has to be something better to dig up from the past?

It's all Parfait's fault.

Kermit is great! Keep on truckin' Parfait; flatten 'em all, one holy roller at a time!

He's only rolling over himself. He might need you though , so open your mouth and say Shower me meister !

I'm dying!

[Gin and Tonic Sky]

This thread was meant to bring up some memorable moments , but I see we are just creating more

I gotta say folks longing for and reminiscing about the old days on the MR forum is kind of like a bunch of Perry fans dreaming that Perry will come back and Journey will launch into a re-run of the Escape tour. (and at the same time hoping such a comeback would make them magically 30 years younger thinner and more attractive to the opposite sex just like the old days ) . Pathetic

Well it aint gonna happen . There's no going back to the old days. Quit looking back and look to the future. Live for tomorrow. Start a new thread inciting a viscous and bitter keyboard riot . Or in honour of the missing Deano string together two cusswords to make a brand new cussword and aim it a fellow poster.

Thanks for killing the party shitfuck. Sounds like someone needs to change their tampon...

Assshitballsdamnfuck!

lol I l try to work that one into my vocabulary

[ebake02]

Oh my! We're doing this again? Seriously, there has to be something better to dig up from the past?

It's all Parfait's fault.

Kermit is great! Keep on truckin' Parfait; flatten 'em all, one holy roller at a time!

Yes, we live in such fear.

Nobody fears the french.

[G.I.Jim]

Oh my! We're doing this again? Seriously, there has to be something better to dig up from the past?

It's all Parfait's fault.

Kermit is great! Keep on truckin' Parfait; flatten 'em all, one holy roller at a time!

Not saying I'm better than anyone here (well except maybe you Don! ). I'm not a holy roller. I just happen to believe that we were created by God Almighty. I believe he put this earth here for us and created us in his image. If you want to believe that we were planted here by aliens, or that we just appeared after some giant explosion and evolved from nothing, that's your choice to make. I just believe in God.

I could go on and on for hours, but it's not going to change your minds. You have your belief and I have mine. If I'm wrong, when I die nothing happens and I just fade from existence. If you're wrong... eternity in hell sure sounds like a pretty bad time.

Now as far as funny or epic previous posts... I'd like to hear some of the classics. Anyone else have some threads to share?