Funniest thing you ever read from Deano...

[Behshad]

Just mowed half a dozen soft tacos from taco bell and blew mud that broke the surface of bowl.

The scary think is that he would then text you a picture of it. He didn't give a damn!

Scary to you maybe , but "romantic as fuck "to redjoepa

[atanarjuat]

Just a random Dean funny: a newbie posted "Hi everybody! I've been lurking and decided to sign up and post!" or something like that. Right below his post, Deano welcomed the newbie with a hearty "Fuck you." I was in tears.

My God, I think that was me. The only thing he ever said to me in my quiet lurking life was "Fuck You".

Or was it "Shut the Fuck Up." Can't remember.

[donnaplease]

This is the "Florida Follies"

The next morning comes early and we are road tripping down to the southeastern part of this God forsaken place called Florida which consists of a million lakes and a billion alligators and poisonous snakes. (Actually, Florida is a nice place). They have these Goddamned bugs the size of a small planet there, called love bugs. Jesus Christ, I saw them coming at the windshield and I thought the Mexicans had launched an avocado attack on us or some shit. Anyway, we get down to Alligator alley and roll into Pompano Beach, which is as close to Miami as I ever want to get. I thought I was in a combination district of Watts and Havana. My God, why can't there be natural disasters in this shithole of a city? We drink some more, eat bad Florida fried food, and wear sunglasses at night. Don't ask me why, but Norm, this 98 yr old husband of Granny's, decide it would be cool to get hammered drunk and wear sunglasses at night. Pretty insightful actually, as it proved comedic fodder for the entire trip. It was at this time I remember going into a Walmart with Angela and Krista looking for who knows what, when I blasted a smelly wet fart of which half made it's way out and the other half painted the inside of my underwear. I vividly remember two Floridian girls standing there disgusted and when I looked at them, and their disdained look, I busted up and laughed. I didn't a flying shit. Off to the gig. Ho hum, another greatest hit show that these fuckers can play in their sleep and then the real adventure began...on to Orlando.


Author's note*

(I have resisted posting this for sometime for obvious reasons)

[RossValoryRocks]

Just mowed half a dozen soft tacos from taco bell and blew mud that broke the surface of bowl.

The scary think is that he would then text you a picture of it. He didn't give a damn!

I think I have about as many turd pictures FROM DEAN as I actually have of Dean...THAT is scary!

[Rhiannon]

Just mowed half a dozen soft tacos from taco bell and blew mud that broke the surface of bowl.

The scary think is that he would then text you a picture of it. He didn't give a damn!

I think I have about as many turd pictures FROM DEAN as I actually have of Dean...THAT is scary!

I remember one night getting off of a plane and trying to figure out how to open and close a "New Picture Message: Deano" with the phone held behind my back while walking through the terminal. Him having your number was like signing up for the Rick Rolling of turd updates.

[YoungJRNY]

Just mowed half a dozen soft tacos from taco bell and blew mud that broke the surface of bowl.

The scary think is that he would then text you a picture of it. He didn't give a damn!

I think I have about as many turd pictures FROM DEAN as I actually have of Dean...THAT is scary!

I remember one night getting off of a plane and trying to figure out how to open and close a "New Picture Message: Deano" with the phone held behind my back while walking through the terminal. Him having your number was like signing up for the Rick Rolling of turd updates.

Truth. When he asked for my number, I hesitated on every number I pushed to give him my digits. Even though I could smell and literally taste those turds through my cell phone, I'm glad I got the chance to interact with him. Besides, all my buddies send me pictures of their feces as well. I never got that, but each their own, lmao.

[bluejeangirl76]

Just mowed half a dozen soft tacos from taco bell and blew mud that broke the surface of bowl.

The scary think is that he would then text you a picture of it. He didn't give a damn!

I think I have about as many turd pictures FROM DEAN as I actually have of Dean...THAT is scary!

No collages please! (although... I'm pretty sure he would love that!)

[artist4perry]

Just mowed half a dozen soft tacos from taco bell and blew mud that broke the surface of bowl.

The scary think is that he would then text you a picture of it. He didn't give a damn!

I think I have about as many turd pictures FROM DEAN as I actually have of Dean...THAT is scary!

So what your saying is you knew him just as well inside and out? Sorry, bad attempt at humor...

[Aaron]

+1, the dude was the king.

Dean chimed in on one of my Facebook posts several months back. I wish I could dig up that gem of a post. He basically talked about some chick he shagged and what a champion swallower she was Fucking CLASSIC Dean. Needless to say, many of my close friends and family wondered who this guy was and what he was all about. I'm laughing just thinking about it. I am so pissed that this guy isn't with us any longer. Greatest personality is the history of internet message boards. NOBODY comes close to this guy. The people who accused him of being a bully were simply pussies who couldn't hang with the big boys. RIP Dean. You will be missed more than you'll ever know. I just read this news 20 minutes ago, and feel sick to my stomach.

[ebake02]

Just mowed half a dozen soft tacos from taco bell and blew mud that broke the surface of bowl.

McDonald's does it to me. Every time I eat at McDonald's I have to take a massive McDump shortly thereafter.

[Aaron]

Folks,

I hope people go out and live today for today. I've lost two friends this week and a friend I've not met in person (Dean). Please loose the bitterness and enjoy every day for what it's worth and what everyone has left in the day. Today could be your last so enjoy it and relish it like it is your last.

I'm really surprised at how hard I'm taking the death of a person I've never met. I've read Deans posts for years on MR. The guy was so brutal, funny, SMART and raw it was unbelievable. He was smart, funny and brutal in his presentation of he seen as the truth. I never got to meet him in person but I loved reading his posts, loved his passion, and most importantly, loved his humour. The guy was one of the funniest people to walk earth. It's a toss up between Dean and Sam K. on who was the funniest. I feel a little weird about posting this, I'm sure Deano would call me a Eurofag if he thought I was from Europe for this post. The bottom line is even though I never met him in person, I felt I knew him and considered him a friend. I enjoyed reading his damn funny posts over the years. I used to love giving him a poke on ocassion on a point or two but I never had the energy to "win a post" with the guy. It would take too much of my energy. I think this plays to how smart of a guy Dean was. He was educated in his humour which is not easy to find. Call me a Eurofag but I really looked forward to reading Dean's posts on MR. I loved his wit, passion, rawness and honesty. Rock on Dean, I wished I would have been able to meet you in person.

Aaron

[RossValoryRocks]

Just mowed half a dozen soft tacos from taco bell and blew mud that broke the surface of bowl.

The scary think is that he would then text you a picture of it. He didn't give a damn!

I think I have about as many turd pictures FROM DEAN as I actually have of Dean...THAT is scary!

So what your saying is you knew him just as well inside and out? Sorry, bad attempt at humor...

Cute! Keep practicing someday you will get it! LOL

NO NO NO, in answer to your question...but I could tell if he cleaned his toilet that week or not!!

[Seven Wishes2]

Now, I LOVE John Waite, but this was CLASSIC Deano:

You must love ultra proud gay Euros tawsing about in the wind? Waite reeks of gayness, effeminatism and plain feminism. Schon is NOT proud of his time with that Euro fag/hag. Remember this is the douche who called Open Arms "rubbish."
Yeah, I can't wait to see John sing to me in front of a few dozen fans...My dream show.
Get the fuck outta here.

You had me til you wrote this ridiculous sentence.
Schon in a pirates outfit, Cain in ruffled sleeves. Yeah dude, they were manly as can be. Rolling Eyes
LOL, where do you fags come from?

http://forums.melodicrock.com/phpBB/viewtopic.php?t=51669

[Seven Wishes2]

Another fecal commentary:

Thanks for bringing this title up, Rick. I was going to post a similar thread but will piggyback off yours, instead. I was in a weird mood last night and for dinner I had an entire bag of green peas. Don't know why, but I did. Well, today, when I am visiting the shitter, and that has been more frequent than a plane on the LA-SFO corridor, I feel the little fuckers coming out. it feels like little pebbles, or BB's. I am now having fun with it, and am "shooting" the little bastards off the inside of the bowl with all my force. Also, the smell is overwhelming, to say the least. I found myself gagging while sitting in a toxic cloud of shit-odor.

http://forums.melodicrock.com/phpBB/viewtopic.php?t=49642

[Rick]

Another fecal commentary:

Thanks for bringing this title up, Rick. I was going to post a similar thread but will piggyback off yours, instead. I was in a weird mood last night and for dinner I had an entire bag of green peas. Don't know why, but I did. Well, today, when I am visiting the shitter, and that has been more frequent than a plane on the LA-SFO corridor, I feel the little fuckers coming out. it feels like little pebbles, or BB's. I am now having fun with it, and am "shooting" the little bastards off the inside of the bowl with all my force. Also, the smell is overwhelming, to say the least. I found myself gagging while sitting in a toxic cloud of shit-odor.

http://forums.melodicrock.com/phpBB/viewtopic.php?t=49642

I'm honored.

[tater1977]

A few months back Deano told of a vid he had posted a while back..I don't think it was on utube tho.. Something he called " 5 beers" ?
I watched it & laughed for a good hour afterwards.
Don't know if anyone remembers it or can pull it up for others
but it would be worth it I think....
Deano being Deano...

[Enigma869]

A few months back Deano told of a vid he had posted a while back..I don't think it was on utube tho.. Something he called " 5 beers" ?
I watched it & laughed for a good hour afterwards.
Don't know if anyone remembers it or can pull it up for others
but it would be worth it I think....
Deano being Deano...

Didn't he post another gem of a video on a train way back when? He may not have been sober in the video, but I remember being quite amused by the video.

[Red13JoePa]

I'm barkin at the moon on chardonnay and am gonna light Andrew up like a blowtorch! I KNOW he reviewed that Bruce CD without listening to it!

[TRAGChick]

Now, I LOVE John Waite, but this was CLASSIC Deano:

You must love ultra proud gay Euros tawsing about in the wind? Waite reeks of gayness, effeminatism and plain feminism. Schon is NOT proud of his time with that Euro fag/hag. Remember this is the douche who called Open Arms "rubbish."
Yeah, I can't wait to see John sing to me in front of a few dozen fans...My dream show.
Get the fuck outta here.

You had me til you wrote this ridiculous sentence.
Schon in a pirates outfit, Cain in ruffled sleeves. Yeah dude, they were manly as can be. Rolling Eyes
LOL, where do you fags come from?

http://forums.melodicrock.com/phpBB/viewtopic.php?t=51669

HAHA Oh my God...

After I signed off my computer yesterday, I went upstairs & turned on some music.
Lo and Behold ~ "Missing You" / John Waite came on the radio.

I SWEAR - I was going to post this for Dean.....but "something" stopped me.
After reading the above, I'm glad I didn't!

[conversationpc]

A few months back Deano told of a vid he had posted a while back..I don't think it was on utube tho.. Something he called " 5 beers" ?
I watched it & laughed for a good hour afterwards.
Don't know if anyone remembers it or can pull it up for others
but it would be worth it I think....
Deano being Deano...

Didn't he post another gem of a video on a train way back when? He may not have been sober in the video, but I remember being quite amused by the video.

Yep...He mentioned me in that one, saying something to the effect of "That fucker, conversationpc!"

[tammy]

One of the funniest things I ever read was Dean's story about working at Home Depot. It is hard to get me to belly laugh, but that one did it. "Dean, please report to the paint dept." Thanks, for the laughter, D.!

[ebake02]

One of the funniest things I ever read was Dean's story about working at Home Depot. It is hard to get me to belly laugh, but that one did it. "Dean, please report to the paint dept." Thanks, for the laughter, D.!

I hadn't saw that story until someone posted it a few days ago and I almost pissed myself from laughing so hard.

[ebake02]

"Go to Hell you messy cuntrag of a beast. Fuck you!"

- Deano lighting up Angel


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[Red13JoePa]

I been sawing "Sideways" I'm plowed on Cabernet and amd prepping to log on incinerate MR and the loons from the ground up. McNeice, too.

[tater1977]

A few months back Deano told of a vid he had posted a while back..I don't think it was on utube tho.. Something he called " 5 beers" ?
I watched it & laughed for a good hour afterwards.
Don't know if anyone remembers it or can pull it up for others
but it would be worth it I think....
Deano being Deano...

Didn't he post another gem of a video on a train way back when? He may not have been sober in the video, but I remember being quite amused by the video.

Yep...He mentioned me in that one, saying something to the effect of "That fucker, conversationpc!"

LOL ok now I'm gonna have to go back & search for Deano's link to that vid.
There were a couple more vids posted along with the "5 beers" one ..he was trying to guzzle 5 beers but only made it to the 3rd one I think when he "started" to explode...

[Art Vandelay]

My personal favorite is when he said that Andrew's accent was thicker than Hulk Hogan's dick.

[Rick]

My personal favorite is when he said that Andrew's accent was thicker than Hulk Hogan's dick.

[SunshineTwilight]

My personal favorite is when he said that Andrew's accent was thicker than Hulk Hogan's dick.

Now THAT'S classic!!

[ebake02]

If all you stupid lazy bitches would just shut up and swallow, then maybe, just maybe you could find a nice guy who would hang around.

You have a job to do, so do it!

[donnaplease]

Get the fuck outta here and go rape a pig or cow or some other barnyard species.

You suck. That is as simple as it gets...you suck...