No Surprize wrote:So watched Iron Man 3 last night. Disappointed cannot cover how bad it sucked. I don't really know (a really don't care) who directs a movie, but for GODS sake KNOW what the audience likes and wants. Panic attacks, really? Can't sleep? Fucking kidding me. Has 50 Iron Man suits hanging in his closet and when he fortress gets attacked by Heli's, he can't summon them with a flick of his eyeball? (Seems to be able to do anything else tech). The one suit he does have isn't functional? I don't think in the whole 2 hours I watched this he was in his suit more than 10 minutes. As a matter of fact, his drones (50 different varieties and they all do the same thing, really?) do ALL the fighting. Then the bad guy was just a pawn? Holy fuck me silly! BY that time I had to fire up a pocket rocket of my own just to wrap my head around this pile of shit. When I see a super-hero movie I want to see ass-kicking, name taking, teeth rattling, bone-jarring action to the max, you know, senseless entertainment. I don't want to see the personal side of Tony Starke and his fucking anxiety attacks and night sweats!
Everything you complained about...is everything I complained about.
The movie is one big clusterfuck of a letdown. And the reason for that is Shane Black. He's RDJ's and Favreau's buddy. That's how he got the gig. It was only his second directing gig ever. They also let the bonehead write it. So he basically makes an unofficial sequel to his other movie and injects all kinds of stupid into the flick. The movie has all kinds of defenders that think it's witty, entertaining, humorous, blah, blah, blah. It is STUPID. Yes, Jarvis should have told Tony "the choppers are coming." Yes, the arsenal of suits should have dispatched the choppers and made it back in time for a wash & wax. Yes, somebody/anybody from SHIELD should have picked Tony's ass up so he wouldn't have to use some kid's mom's garage. The trailer built up this movie like it was going to be the shit, and it turned out to just be shit. Everything Shane Black did was wrong. The guy is a joke. The movie made a gazillion dollars because it's the first post-Avengers movie, not necessarily because it's the third Iron Man film. It should really be called Stark's Blues.